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Offline SVPete

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Political Analysts Confirm That Chris Christie Will Eat The Competition’s Lunch
« on: June 01, 2023, 12:59:03 PM »
Political Analysts Confirm That Chris Christie Will Eat The Competition’s Lunch

https://babylonbee.com/news/political-analysts-confirm-that-chris-christie-will-eat-the-competitions-lunch

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U.S. — According to sources, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie will announce his candidacy for president next week. Already, several political analysts are predicting that he will eat the competition's lunch.

"Make no mistake, every Republican candidate in this race is in danger of having his or her lunch eaten by Chris Christie," said statistician Nate Silver. "He will also eat their breakfast, their dinner, and any snacks they may have lying around. No candidate is safe."

It Bee true.

How Christie imagines he is electable among Rs, let alone the whole country, eludes me.
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Re: Political Analysts Confirm That Chris Christie Will Eat The Competition’s Lunch
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2023, 01:49:25 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on June 01, 2023, 12:59:03 PM
...How Christie imagines he is electable among Rs, let alone the whole country, eludes me.

I suspect he's had ringside seats (one for each ass cheek) for the devolution/gaming of the election system long enough to believe he's owed favors by the vote counters.

Otherwise the man doesn't stand a ball of lard's chance at a rendering plant...
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