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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on March 17, 2020, 08:06:35 AM
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Pacifist Patriot (22,547 posts)
In lieu of toilet paper - serious suggestion
If anyone is truly concerned about a lack of toilet paper coming down the road, here is something you can do to prepare.
* One plastic bin with a lid, roughly the size of a bathroom trash can
* Laundry detergent
* Wash cloths
Fill the plastic bin about 1/3 of the way with warm water made soapy with laundry detergent and place it near your commode.
Use the washcloth (dry is fine if you have soft washcloths, may want to dampen courser ones) and put it in the bin. When the bin is full, put it in your washing machine, add more detergent, run the cycle on hot water.
I used cloth diapers when my kids were babies, and this is how I was told to handle the soiled diapers (skipping the step of shaking the #2 diapers out in the toilet before putting them in the bin - I presume that will be unnecessary for people already using a toilet).
I think we'll all be okay, but there are alternatives to toilet paper that don't clog plumbing or startle the neighbors.
Be well!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213113698
Gross.
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I would rather tear pages out of the telephone book and use that rather than do what the DUmmie suggests.
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I would rather tear pages out of the telephone book and use that rather than do what the DUmmie suggests.
Indeed.
I've always thought they were disgusting humans...now they demonstrate it.
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sheeesh, just take a regular shower.
Virtually nobody is going-to keep a manure-smelling plastic bin in their bathroom. Might as well vomit in it too.
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sheeesh, just take a regular shower.
Virtually nobody is going-to keep a manure-smelling plastic bin in their bathroom. Might as well vomit in it too.
Not in the 1st world at any rate.
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Geez...that thread has 48 replies already.
Those people are disgusting.
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Do as Muslims do-do
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And not to be wasteful use only 1 sheet and use both sides. :-)
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Disgusting. Typical for DUmmies.
btw, a couple days ago, I saw this funny pic on Facebook about the toilet paper shortage:
I can't bring it over for some reason, but it shows Beavis dressed as his alter ego the Great Cornholio, and says, "I think we should start calling the Coronavirus the Cornholio Virus, since everybody wants TP for their bunghole!"
And not to be wasteful use only 1 sheet and use both sides. :-)
I remember several years ago, the singer Cheryl Crow hopped on the "Celebrities harping about global warming" bandwagon, claiming that people should only be allowed to use one square of toilet paper each time they go to the bathroom in order to conserve resources. Meanwhile, on her concert tour, she uses a whole, enormous entourage of gas- guzzling buses and trucks.
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Disgusting. Typical for DUmmies.
btw, a couple days ago, I saw this funny pic on Facebook about the toilet paper shortage:
I can't bring it over for some reason, but it shows Beavis dressed as his alter ego the Great Cornholio, and says, "I think we should start calling the Coronavirus the Cornholio Virus, since everybody wants TP for their bunghole!"
I remember several years ago, the singer Cheryl Crow hopped on the "Celebrities harping about global warming" bandwagon, claiming that people should only be allowed to use one square of toilet paper each time they go to the bathroom in order to conserve resources. Meanwhile, on her concert tour, she uses a whole, enormous entourage of gas- guzzling buses and trucks.
Great post!
At my last show (for the time being), the TP shortage inspired me to compose and use a Cornholio trivia question.
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....and they said I was crazy to keep all my sears catalogs. Who's crazy now?!