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Title: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: JakeStyle on November 05, 2014, 09:33:48 AM
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Women’s health activist Sandra Fluke lost her bid for a seat in the California state Senate.

Fluke, a Democrat who rose to prominence after conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh called her a “slut” for asking that religious institutions cover birth control and abortions, lost to Democrat Ben Allen in California’s 26th District.

http://weaselzippers.us/204570-the-cherry-on-top-sandra-fluke-loses-her-race-for-california-state-senate-seat/

Her 15 minutes are used up, time for her to fade into obscurity.
Title: Re: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: txradioguy on November 05, 2014, 09:47:44 AM
Poor little slut.
Title: Re: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 05, 2014, 09:58:38 AM
Poor little slut.

She can go comisserate with Lena Dunham . . . :whistling: :lol:
Title: Re: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: cavegal on November 05, 2014, 10:15:20 AM
 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 05, 2014, 08:13:49 PM
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Too bad. Life is not always fair. Here, have a cookie.

Title: Re: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: Boudicca on November 05, 2014, 11:10:27 PM
Jerry Brown can crown her California's Condom Queen.  Part of her official duties could be to escort all illegals to some CA liberal's domicile for an indefinite stay, complimentary condoms included.  All courtesy of the long suffering CA taxpayer.

I dunno, on election nights I do feel scads of sympathy for all the poor trapped conservatives in liberal hellholes like California.  It's analogous to a dog infested with fleas and ticks; the dog's a noble beast harried and drained by an overwhelming horde of parasites.  And unfortunately, while the state of California and some others need a visit from Truly Nolen or the Orkin Man, the insects outnumber the hosts to an unfortunate degree.

Sandra ****, whatever you do, keep your skanky azz on the west side of the CA/AZ border, bitch. :bird:
Title: Re: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: Chris_ on November 05, 2014, 11:26:35 PM
I don't know what degree she graduated from Georgetown with, but the only thing she's qualified for is cleaning the floor at the local porno shop.
Title: Re: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on November 05, 2014, 11:52:39 PM
Glad that she lost.  Hope she stays discouraged and doesn't run for something else.
Title: Re: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 06, 2014, 06:22:39 AM
Monica Lewinsky is more employable than this little slut.
Title: Re: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on November 06, 2014, 07:11:14 AM
She really blew it. No happy endings for her.
Title: Re: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: obumazombie on November 06, 2014, 12:06:35 PM
She really blew it. No happy endings for her.
I see what you did there.
There should be a sign for that.
And people should... OBEY THAT SIGN.
Contraceptive Sandra didn't win because she didn't stress contraceptives enough.
If she ever runs again, and wants to win it should be all contraceptives all the time.
Title: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 06, 2014, 12:39:17 PM
I see what you did there.
There should be a sign for that.
And people should... OBEY THAT SIGN.
Contraceptive Sandra didn't win because she didn't stress contraceptives enough.
If she ever runs again, and wants to win it should be all contraceptives all the time.
Condom made for men  ====>
Condom made for women ========>

I think I see Sandra's problem.
Title: Re: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: Wineslob on November 10, 2014, 12:30:28 PM
If you want your slut, you can keep your slut.
Title: Re: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: obumazombie on November 10, 2014, 02:17:03 PM
If you want your slut, you can keep your slut.

I'm kinda glad no one wanted that slut.
Title: Re: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 11, 2014, 11:40:36 AM
Seems her name is poison. Her lobbyist career is shot. Her political career is shot.
She doesn't have the connections to get an undeserved job offer from a liberal billionaire like Chelsey Clinton.

That leaves only one career choice...porn.
Title: Re: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: thundley4 on November 11, 2014, 02:34:59 PM
Seems her name is poison. Her lobbyist career is shot. Her political career is shot.
She doesn't have the connections to get an undeserved job offer from a liberal billionaire like Chelsey Clinton.

That leaves only one career choice...porn.

She's been married for two years, but like many liberal twats, she kept her maiden name to keep her name recognition.  Now that her 15 minutes are over, she needs to learn how to make sammiches for her husband.
Title: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: J P Sousa on November 11, 2014, 04:26:40 PM
Whenever her name comes up I can't help but hear Rush in my head; "$3000.00 a year for condoms, when does she have time to eat".  :-)
Title: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 11, 2014, 04:29:06 PM
Maybe she would have had better luck if she had used the Hillary Clinton method.....married some coattails to ride in on.
Title: The Cherry On Top: Sandra Fluke Loses Her Race For California State Senate Seat…
Post by: Zathras on November 16, 2014, 04:07:06 PM
Maybe she can take over for the DUmbass KentuckyWoman. I understand her former "1% client" is looking for a new $20 hooker after the DUmbass "fired" them.