I'd have to agree with Travesha's comment that the Drunken DUchebag must REALLY want to be DOTY 2012.
I'd definitely give him the vote for it. His relentless explosions of obscene, rabid, drug- induced hatred and bigotry over the last few months should definitely earn it for him, I could imagine him foaming at the mouth and ranting incoherently as he posted them.
Miserable pile of crap.
Hypocritical, too. He claims he knows what conservatives think about other people such as that we supposedly think all liberal women are whores, then he himself shows that he thinks all conservatives are "inbred rednecks."
Oh, and then he claims that Michael Moore "Loves his enemies," and is "The closest thing to a Christian" we'll find?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Moore's crappy crockumentary films portray anyone who disagrees with him as not only mistaken, but flat- out evil incarnate.
He lies, slanders, and betrays anyone to boost his own already- bloated ego. Last time I checked, that's not something a good Christian would do.
Then again, compared to most of the DUmmies, I suppose Michael Moore IS the closest thing to a real Christian who loves his enemies, which is to sad for words.
I have found that it is never a good thing to look to those who want to escape life in a drug induced haze for guidance.
Bring on your little war dipshit,while you are searching for coke to snort,a pill to take or something to inject into your drug ravaged body I will be alongside those that care about this country with you in the sights.
Enjoy your short stay in the revolution you dream of. 
Funny you should mention that.
A few times, I've envisioned what it would be like if there were the Civil War that these DU freaks are clamoring for. In it, I've often thought that a good battle strategy would be for the conservative/ pro- American side to have their spies locate all the major stash houses where the liberal/ Socialist forces store and stockpile all their drugs, grow their weed, etc. (Similar to how other armies in the past had storehouses for their food, ammo, and other supplies), and then one night attack and destroy them all simultaneously in one well- coordinated strike, burning or flushing all their supplies and smashing all the equipment they may use to make more. We'd also set up roadblocks to prevent the Mexican cartels from bringing them any fresh supplies.
The liberal forces would go completely insane over this (Considering that at least 90% of them will be drug addicts). They'll be so desperate for a fix that they'll brutally fight each other over what's left of the drugs (Hey, just a few months ago, an Occupier was fatally shot by another Occupier in a fight over a bag of weed), losing at least a sixth of their numbers in a matter of days. Then, what's left of them will be so weak from withdrawal that the conservative forces will be able to easily march in and score major victories against them.
