I don't recall the goodboy primitive but he seems to keep his handbook of DNC talking points close by when he posts. He's just another cult follower repeating what's he's been told to say, nothing more.
The sensitive lad, the piano playing primitive, was one of the principals in Doug's ex-wife's really stupid prank four and a half years ago; in fact, he appeared to imagine himself as Sir Galahad leading the charge in this fairy-tale fantasy.
Rich kid, comes from money.
Profane beyond belief.
Short guy, circa 30 years old, wife is currently pregnant.
On pharmaceuticals, but nothing major as compared with other primitives.
He went to an exclusive piano school; someone in real life who actually heard him play told me he's really good at the piano, really talented. He could probably make it to Carnegie Hall, but insists upon staying mired down on Skins's island, which isn't helping that musical talent any.
Met with the late red round one in May 2005, immediately becoming infatuated.
During Doug's ex-wife's stupid prank, he was working in a music store in an exclusive suburb of Columbus, Ohio. He got fired (he admitted being fired), but the reasons were never honestly explained. He then went to play the piano at "night clubs" in one of the Baltic states, where he hung around with what anyone who has ever spent any length of time in the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants would describe as, uh, disreputable characters. He has since returned to Ohio, but not to Columbus.