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primitive needs help
« on: July 03, 2015, 04:52:25 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026935410

Oh my.

How long's this guy been in office now?  And these things are still happening?

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chillfactor (1,595 posts)    Fri Jul 3, 2015, 03:25 AM

I know some people have asked for help here before.....
 
and about 2 years ago. when I was able, I helped a DUer and I got taken for a ride....

and now I need help

I am 73 years old and disabled ... I am out of propane and I have no hot water..... what i need is $269.00 to get propane and get the hot water tank lighted again as well as the furnace. If you can help this old soul, the help will be appreciated. If you can help, send me a DU mail.....I have a paypal account so any pennies can go into that account...and I would thank you from the bottom of my heart.

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Rhiannon12866 (72,216 posts)  Fri Jul 3, 2015, 03:53 AM 

1. Have you considered setting up a GoFundMe account?
 
DUers have done that in the past with a lot of success. Here's one that I bookmarked: 

http://www.gofundme.com/t2afj27f 

^^^the primitive who once gave a hundred bucks to the perpetually freeloading stewert primitive.

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chillfactor (1,595 posts)    Fri Jul 3, 2015, 05:19 AM

3. i have set up a gofundme account..
 
thank you for the link.

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Rhiannon12866 (72,216 posts)    Fri Jul 3, 2015, 05:21 AM

4. Terrific! I'll look for it, or you can let me know when you post it!

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TorchTheWitch (10,961 posts)   Fri Jul 3, 2015, 04:37 AM

2. I wish I could

I know how humiliating it is to ask for help when you're poor and desperate. With what I've been going through more than ever before it crushes me that I can't help anyone any more than I can my own self.

I so hope that you'll get the help you need and quickly. I'm just so sorry that I have nothing at all to help since I just have nothing at all, and in only a few days nothing but the shirt on my back. I don't even think I'll be able to be here even in my last few days that I still have a computer to even help to just kick your thread. I'll try though. But I hope I won't even have to because you'll have already gotten the help you need by then and some extra so you'll have something to use for something else or just to keep by in case you need it for something that may come up.

Know that my heart is fully in your corner. Bless you.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2015, 04:58:34 AM »
The stripper witch is either getting ready for another months campaign for dope money or has a sock puppet doing it for her.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2015, 05:22:32 AM »
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Torchy the Stripper Witch

I'm just so sorry that I have nothing at all to help since I just have nothing at all, and in only a few days nothing but the shirt on my back.

Wait- what? A stripper is worried about keeping a shirt on her back?

No wonder she begs for money. No business sense.

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I don't even think I'll be able to be here even in my last few days that I still have a computer to even help to just kick your thread.

Don't worry, Torchy. You can always trade lap dances for Internet access. 5 minutes on the lap for 5 minutes on the smartphone. You'll soon be begging your fellow DUmbasses for money again!
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2015, 10:14:36 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on July 03, 2015, 05:22:32 AM
Wait- what? A stripper is worried about keeping a shirt on her back?

No wonder she begs for money. No business sense.

Don't worry, Torchy. You can always trade lap dances for Internet access. 5 minutes on the lap for 5 minutes on the smartphone. You'll soon be begging your fellow DUmbasses for money again!


Wait- what? A stripper is worried about keeping a shirt on her back?

No wonder she begs for money. No business sense.

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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2015, 11:29:19 AM »
None of these destitute DUmmies ever discuss pooling resources.

If they don't want free furnished apartments in Tucson, they should consider moving in together.

Pam Dawson claims her little starter ranch is a five-story manse that can sleep fifty, and it's centrally located on the north side of Wichita.

This old cold codger, along with Torchy, UGP, stewert, Paper Roses, and the other broke DUmmies could move in with Pam and Mark and pool their government checks.

It would be the socialist thing to do, and the entertainment value of all that crazy under one roof would be extraordinary.

I hope Pam will invite them.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2015, 11:34:05 AM »
I am having a tough time with this one.

This isn't like someone who was bragging about her designer purses and wiping with 10 dollar bills.

This is an old guy who needs propane -- he ain't asking for much.

I might give but I await other opinions.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2015, 11:35:51 AM »
Another one joins the parade.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026936192

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Star Member chervilant (6,829 posts)

Please, PLEASE, help me!
Please Help me...



I am re-posting this, because I've had over 300 views and no one has offered to help (indeed, I know we're all struggling!):



Yes, I need help. It is embarrassing and uncomfortable to say so, let alone to ASK for help. However, I HAVE to pay my rent. AND, my electric bill. AND, my car insurance. Also, I need new tires on my car. The tires I have are over three years old, and are going bald.

I do have a job, which I'm finding quite fulfilling. I am a non-medical caregiver for the elderly. I finally have enough hours to make my expenses, but I did not have sufficient hours for the first month I was employed.

Please, please help me. I don't want to lose my little country rent house. (Actually, I don't want to be homeless as I turn 60.)

I will appreciate any assistance, but I need at least $450 total. If you can help with my tires, that will require another $400.

Please, please, help me. I am very scared, and I need help to get over this hurdle. I now have sufficient hours to take care of myself, if you can just help me now.

I've set up a go fund me page and here is the URL:

https://funds.gofundme.com/dashboard/yha4v3k


(Thanks, Rhiannon12866 and CrawlingChaos, for suggesting Go Fund Me.)

The go fund me link doesn`t work yet.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2015, 11:36:35 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on July 03, 2015, 11:34:05 AM
I am having a tough time with this one.

This isn't like someone who was bragging about her designer purses and wiping with 10 dollar bills.

This is an old guy who needs propane -- he ain't asking for much.

I might give but I await other opinions.

I will admit that is a damned modest request, unlike what the primitives usually want.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2015, 11:38:44 AM »
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I am having a tough time with this one.

That's the sign of a skilled grifter.

He just wants propane.

Sort of like just needing help with a pancreas operation.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2015, 12:42:50 PM »
I need help with a new Death Star...I wonder what the DUmmies would say to that???? :-)
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2015, 12:48:45 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on July 03, 2015, 12:42:50 PM
I need help with a new Death Star...I wonder what the DUmmies would say to that???? :-)
They will send you all their EBT cards if it kills only republicans.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2015, 04:04:39 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on July 03, 2015, 11:34:05 AM
I am having a tough time with this one.

This isn't like someone who was bragging about her designer purses and wiping with 10 dollar bills.

This is an old guy who needs propane -- he ain't asking for much.

I might give but I await other opinions.

Me too... except dummies lie. Dummies lie all the time.

Perhaps the old soul should contact one of his local churches.  I'm betting that if his story is true, a local church probably knows someone that owns a place that fills propane tanks and would do it. If for nothing else probably do it for the tax write off.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2015, 04:15:38 PM »
$269 exactly?

Quote from: franksolich on July 03, 2015, 04:52:25 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026935410

Oh my.

How long's this guy been in office now?  And these things are still happening?


It's funny how they never seem to connect that.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2015, 04:58:05 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on July 03, 2015, 12:42:50 PM
I need help with a new Death Star...I wonder what the DUmmies would say to that???? :-)

Tell them it will be built with union labor and Obama is sure we need it, and you'll be rolling in dough.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2015, 05:06:01 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on July 03, 2015, 11:34:05 AM
I am having a tough time with this one.

This isn't like someone who was bragging about her designer purses and wiping with 10 dollar bills.

This is an old guy who needs propane -- he ain't asking for much.

I might give but I await other opinions.


     I'll tell you what I struggle with: these are the same assholes who ranted and raved and cracked wise about wealthy Republicans, when their very own Cankles has a "foundation" which, to my knowledge, has only aided in Bill Clinton's endless search for acceptable African *****. They're praising Hillary's ability to raise millions while they have to beg such platry sums from one another. I get what you're saying, and I am more of a softie than I let on, but at some point you have to say "**** you, DUmmy. Go beg from the people you lionize. Hillary's worthless daughter just got over $50k for less than an hour of 'work,' and you assholes found a way to rationalize that. Go beg from HER."

     They're so freaking smart, let them figure out how to contact those whom they worship. $269? George Clooney has that in the console of one of his cars. Go get it from him.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2015, 05:17:21 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on July 03, 2015, 05:06:01 PM

     I'll tell you what I struggle with: these are the same assholes who ranted and raved and cracked wise about wealthy Republicans, when their very own Cankles has a "foundation" which, to my knowledge, has only aided in Bill Clinton's endless search for acceptable African *****. They're praising Hillary's ability to raise millions while they have to beg such platry sums from one another. I get what you're saying, and I am more of a softie than I let on, but at some point you have to say "**** you, DUmmy. Go beg from the people you lionize. Hillary's worthless daughter just got over $50k for less than an hour of 'work,' and you assholes found a way to rationalize that. Go beg from HER."

     They're so freaking smart, let them figure out how to contact those whom they worship. $269? George Clooney has that in the console of one of his cars. Go get it from him.

 :clap: :clap:  H5!

That is the thing that always gets me. The dummies are oooh-sooo-smaahhrt yet they never seem to be able to feed, house and clothe themselves without help. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, us stoopid, evil, ignorant rethuglicans seem to get along just fine. 
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2015, 06:47:53 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on July 03, 2015, 11:34:05 AM
I am having a tough time with this one.

This isn't like someone who was bragging about her designer purses and wiping with 10 dollar bills.

This is an old guy who needs propane -- he ain't asking for much.

I might give but I await other opinions.

I wouldn't give this or any other DUmbass help in any way at all. Any suffering they receive is justly deserved for the hate they exhibit every day of their worthless and pathetic lives.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2015, 08:03:01 PM »
The chances of this begathon not being tied into torchy the stripper witches monthly quest for dope money is just barely north of 0.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2015, 08:16:46 PM »
Newest DUmp beggar has almost caught up to Pam.

http://www.gofundme.com/yha4v3k
« Last Edit: July 03, 2015, 08:29:57 PM by Carl »
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2015, 08:19:03 PM »
Quote from: Zathras on July 03, 2015, 06:47:53 PM
I wouldn't give this or any other DUmbass help in any way at all. Any suffering they receive is justly deserved for the hate they exhibit every day of their worthless and pathetic lives.

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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2015, 11:25:25 PM »
I need a bass boat with a 50 horse outboard and a trolling motor. I had one, but some pasty white guys carrying rebel flags destroyed it because they said it reminded them of The One. Please, dear liberals, donate money so I can replace my Obie boat.

I only use organic bait. And I always practice catch and release. I haven't mastered the release part yet. That's why I'm still practicing.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2015, 12:23:25 AM »
Why should DUmmie feel sympathy for this fraudster?

He's not even dying.
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Re: primitive needs help
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2015, 07:22:51 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on July 03, 2015, 11:25:25 PM
I need a bass boat with a 50 horse outboard and a trolling motor. I had one, but some pasty white guys carrying rebel flags destroyed it because they said it reminded them of The One. Please, dear liberals, donate money so I can replace my Obie boat.

I only use organic bait. And I always practice catch and release. I haven't mastered the release part yet. That's why I'm still practicing.
You're still at the democrat or JV TEAM level.
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