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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: 5412 on February 17, 2010, 06:13:34 PM
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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million
rubles, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million pounds,
so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he was finished the devil informed him the charge for the call was 25
cents and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to
call the USA for just 25 cents.
The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA , the country
has gone to hell, so it's a local call.
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