DUmmies would have a hissy fit if they ever discovered Karl Rove's APU (Agents Provocateur University) program.
Financed by the Koch Brothers, APU is sending teams of graduates, disguised as deadbeat vandals, to every major city.
With the skills learned at APU, these team become embedded in the local occupooper movement.
Often they even become deeply embedded in smelly occupooper chicks.
Then, when the time is right, and the TV cameras are rolling, they start smashing windows, crapping on cruisers, and setting fire to taxicabs.
They live up to the APU slogan, "We Occupoop So You Don't Have To".