We're down to the final two days; the nominations thus far.
In case one finds the ballot too long:
Rather than looking at the list of names and trying to choose ten, instead DO NOT look at the list and think FIRST about five--not ten--primitives one remembers the most from this past year.
And they're probably on the list.
for the William Rivers Pitt, the "Bill," for the most memorable primitive the past 15 years:cali, the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive
California Peggy, the poetess laureatess of Skins's island
mopinko, Big Mo
NYC_SKP, Skippy
siddithers
Stinky the Clown, the sparkling old dude
TheMagistrate
walldude
The ones who've already won and aren't eligible any more:
TomInTib
BouncyBall
William Pitt
nadinbrzezinski
Alan Grayson
undergroundpanther
DainBramaged
Omaha Stevefor the Top Ten DUmmies of 2016 (ten selected):BainsBane, Jugs, head horsewoman of the Four Horsewomen of the Femapocalypse
boston bean, one of the Four Horsewomen of the Femapocalypse
bravenak
BuzzClik
ColesCountyDem, the big guy's best pal
Cyrano
demtenjeep, Pamela, she of the runny bowels
diabeticman and his inflatable wife
DFW, Attila Marc the Hun
dixiegrrrrl
EffieBlack
fizzgig, thunderthighs
flamin lib
Gothmog, the Texas pyramid
Graham4Anything, from DU Jr.
Hoyt
JeffersonsGhost, the
maestro of edits
JudiLynn, the head
Yugoista of the late Chavez apologists
KamaAina, the white dude masquerading as an Oriental girl, although no one knows why
Ken Burch, the bearded slob up in Alaska
kentuck, who doesn't appear especially bright
KingCharlemagne
kpete, the rich bitch
LaydeeBug
LetMyPeopleVote from DU Jr.
LynneSin
malaise, cricketeer Christine, part of the 1% down there in Jamaica
MannyGoldstein
MineralMan, Minnesota Moses
MrScorpio, Lamond, Mrs Corpio
NanceGreggs, widder Nan
NuclearDem (the child molester, NOT to be confused with Nuclear Unicorn)
Omaha Steve, the big guy from Bellevue
PCIntern, the story-telling dentist in Philadelphia
philoslayer
pnwmom
randyS1
retrowire
Scuba
Secular Motion
Skinner, Elad, and EarlG (the three as a single group)
Skittles
sheshe2
Stone Space
Strange Story on Skins's island; Strange Luck on DU Jr.
TheMastersNemesis, ol' hypertensive Bob
Tobin S., the Tobe, Guatama Toby the overall-wearing Buddha