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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2014, 11:55:39 AM »
Are you talking about the guy in the black shirt playing? That's my good friend, Scott Miller, from Colorado Springs. I took the picture, dumbass. He's prior navy diver and currently an EMT paramedic. If you do a search for Dutch 508 there are a couple of pictures of me.

One in a tower in Kuwait post desert storm. One of me in a chopper over Baghdad, and one of me holding a bronze star.

I am very proud of little soldiers. I painted them all.

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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2014, 12:03:13 PM »
You should read the entire blog, fitman. Start in January 2005'

I haven't updated since 2011, a few things have changed.

I am retired from the Army. I am a police office. I am divorced. I only have one cat.

What are your questions, fruitloop?
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2014, 12:13:11 PM »
Quote from: fitman on January 10, 2014, 11:50:05 AM
No problem.. understand

be careful, Bad Dog will probably be hitting on you next, just some fair warning...
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2014, 12:13:43 PM »
 :catfight: :catfight: :catfight: :catfight: :catfight:
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2014, 12:15:57 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on January 10, 2014, 12:03:13 PM
You should read the entire blog, fitman. Start in January 2005'

I haven't updated since 2011, a few things have changed.

I am retired from the Army. I am a police office. I am divorced. I only have one cat.

What are your questions, fruitloop?

I don't know you Dutch and haven't seen many of your posts but from the father of a naval academy graduate thank you for your service.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2014, 12:16:16 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 10, 2014, 12:13:43 PM
:catfight: :catfight: :catfight: :catfight: :catfight:


      Leave it to a noob to **** up a perfectly good thread about big tits.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2014, 12:25:56 PM »
Quote from: DUKOTA on January 10, 2014, 12:15:57 PM
I don't know you Dutch and haven't seen many of your posts but from the father of a naval academy graduate thank you for your service.

Bitchslap for sucking up.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2014, 01:04:35 PM »
Quote from: fitman on January 10, 2014, 10:47:33 AM
I'll meet him anytime in my gym...I'm just saying he would not call me a whiney ass  in person...and not going to be bullied by him and 2  other posters who keep stalking me from thread to thread.

Talk about your keyboard commando. Whew!
Ain't that "stalking" term like some kind of dog whistle crap from the DUmp?
And "bullied" isn't about mere words on a screen, it when you would get bums rushed into the john at high school for your weekly swirly.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2014, 01:20:07 PM »
Quote from: fitman on January 10, 2014, 10:47:33 AM
I'll meet him anytime in my gym...I'm just saying he would not call me a whiney ass  in person...and not going to be bullied by him and 2  other posters who keep stalking me from thread to thread.

DUmmie, there are very few things a retired Combat Arms trooper fears; there are some but not very many.  I don't think a DUmmie gymrat is one of them.  I'm sure Dutch could answer that himself, but I feel confident as to what his response would be.

A bit of personal advice from me:  Lay off the steroids, Benoit, they're not helping your personality.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2014, 01:22:12 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on January 10, 2014, 11:09:10 AM
Someone helped you format your prose, now let me help you format your attitude: don't have one until you've developed a persona. Me, for example: I'm a douche, and have been accepted as such, even by those who could beat me to dust.

Humility before credibility, my friend.

With that thin skinned, no self control, chip on the shoulder attitude he's sporting, it's no wonder the harpies ran him off of DU.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2014, 03:05:41 PM »
Asking to be PhDD's pimp??  :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

Just goes to show that even pimping isn't recession-proof under Dear Leader.

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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2014, 03:21:43 PM »
Quote from: fitman on January 10, 2014, 09:53:35 AM
Stalk me much?? What the *** is your beef with me? Brave keyboard commando you are...would not say that to me in person.

Yes he would, and you would be VERY unhappy afterwards.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2014, 05:17:58 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on January 10, 2014, 12:16:16 PM
     Leave it to a noob to **** up a perfectly good thread about big tits.

To be fair, it might have been about the PhDDs - but one thing they aren't are 'perfectly good'.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #38 on: January 10, 2014, 05:27:12 PM »
Jeez, Jugs overreacts, doesn't she?

This poor downtrodden fellow was just trying to make something of himself...trying to climb out of poverty by being inventive and innovative. And he was trying to help another fellow human being out in this terribly economy, in doing so.

After all, all he wanted to do was sell her a book:





 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #39 on: January 10, 2014, 05:52:55 PM »
Why is it that whenever a DUmpmonkey comes over here, it's rarely an entertaining one?

We get DUmp rejects and obnoxious high school kids, but hardly ever a DUmmy of any quality, and none since the LVL shut down.

Anyway, this thread by Jugs is a clear indication she's upset by our almost universal opinion that her grotesque appearance is repulsive to normal people.

She made up a bouncy about being propositioned as a counterpoint, but it's a transparent fantasy.

She hates men, but hates their rejection even more.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2014, 05:54:50 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 10, 2014, 05:52:55 PM
Why is it that whenever a DUmpmonkey comes over here, it's rarely an entertaining one?

We get DUmp rejects and obnoxious high school kids, but hardly ever a DUmmy of any quality, and none since the LVL shut down.

Anyway, this thread by Jugs is a clear indication she's upset by our almost universal opinion that her grotesque appearance is repulsive to normal people.

She made up a bouncy about being propositioned as a counterpoint, but it's a transparent fantasy.

She hates men, but hates their rejection even more.

She hates herself, and sees everything through that hate.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #41 on: January 10, 2014, 05:57:01 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on January 10, 2014, 05:54:50 PM
She hates herself, and sees everything through that hate.

...everything except her feet. She could have two different shoes on and never notice.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2014, 06:10:51 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 10, 2014, 10:31:17 AM
Son, you might want to do a little more research on the person to whom you're flopping your jaws before you issue such a foolish challenge.

Damned good advice Fitman.  I ain't got no beef with you and never have, dunno who you are, don't know where you come from and I don't really care. This ain't the place to be if you gonna be like that though. Take the advice or leave it. Don't matter to me one bit. 

Just my 2 cents.  :cheersmate:

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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #43 on: January 11, 2014, 11:05:44 AM »
Did fitman pick up his DUmbbells and go home? :???:
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #44 on: January 11, 2014, 11:09:18 AM »
Quote from: fitman on January 10, 2014, 10:47:33 AM
I'll meet him anytime in my gym...I'm just saying he would not call me a whiney ass  in person...and not going to be bullied by him and 2  other posters who keep stalking me from thread to thread.

Lighten up, Francis.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #45 on: January 11, 2014, 11:42:09 AM »
Quote from: fitman on January 10, 2014, 09:53:35 AM
Stalk me much?? What the *** is your beef with me? Brave keyboard commando you are...would not say that to me in person.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #46 on: January 11, 2014, 11:55:53 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on January 10, 2014, 12:25:56 PM
Bitchslap for sucking up.

Sucking up is OK, but you have to do it well.

The Dutch failed massively...
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #47 on: January 11, 2014, 11:56:58 AM »
Quote from: dane on January 11, 2014, 11:42:09 AM
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Don't make me pull this thread off the road!

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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #48 on: January 11, 2014, 11:58:12 AM »
How did this thread go so wrong? :lmao:
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2014, 12:33:32 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 11, 2014, 11:58:12 AM
How did this thread go so wrong? :lmao:

Shitty boobiez.
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