Captain, Fire Control--surface target Sierra-Four-Three now bearing one five four, drawing left, estimate range one-two-thousand.
Very well, Fire Control. Make tubes two and four read in all respects.
Aye Captain. Weapons in tubes two and four are warmed and ready in all aspects.
Very well, Fire Control. Flood and equalize torpedo tubes two and four, open torpedo tube outer and muzzle doors, and prepare to fire.
Aye Captain, tubes two and four are ready to fire, estimate time to target 9 minutes, 30 seconds.
Very well, Fire Control. Match generated bearings and shoot that worthless liberal ****ing retard to the moon.
Firing two! Firing four! Torpedoes running, wires intact. Good riddance to greenbriar, that idiot.