DUmmy Duncanpup preaching to the choir here about white privilege (Bouncy)

[Ralph Wiggum]

Duncanpup (9,120 posts)


I know a rant I'm preaching to the choir here yet white privilege

 
This morning at the store a fellow white man as I who suffers from white privilege . Goes total asshat on the nice woman from the deli who I always chat up she’s a Muslim immigrant, so she didn’t hear the amount this guy ordered he’s asked for 3/4 pound she had pound.

And dude goes I said 3/4 don’t they teach you people math in your country, and he looks at me and my three sons who one we adopted is mixed black father white mother and he smiles at us.

I snapped off I raised my voice and said one this is her job you don’t need be asshat and two it seems she did not hear you so check it just unbelievable thank you for letting me rant. Seriously these ****ers just need to start wearing the hoods and robes.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216071364

 

[thundley4]

Goes total asshat on the nice woman from the deli who I always chat up she’s a Muslim immigrant

Is there a deli that doesn't serve ham and other pork products?  Is this strictly a halal deli? Nothing ever adds up in bouncie stories.

[DLR Pyro]

my three sons who one we adopted is mixed black father white mother

Virtue signaling complete

[SVPete]

Is there a deli that doesn't serve ham and other pork products?  Is this strictly a halal deli? Nothing ever adds up in bouncie stories.

Yeppers, an obvious incongruity. Either:

* The Muslim woman was serving out meats at a non-Halal deli,

or

* The supposed racist patronized a Halal deli that would have a large sign near the entry stating it is Halal.

my three sons who one we adopted is mixed black father white mother

Larding on a laughably gratuitous detail.



The whole oozes sloppy, ill-composed, fiction.

[Delmar]

As he pushed his shopping cart by the deli counter on his way to the cat food aisle--where he actually buys his food--he saw a woman behind the counter who looked vaguely swarthy/ethnic and decided to craft a bouncy built around the make-believe encounter.

[DLR Pyro]

Seriously,  who buys 3/4 of a pound of deli meat?

[Wineslob]

Muslim immigrant.
Seriously these ****ers just need to start wearing the hoods and robes

Yes, DUmbass, they do.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Yes, DUmbass, they do.

Cue the Robert Byrd picture, or outgoing "Gobberner" of Virginia Ralph Northham, aka "Coonman".

[Ferrance]

Cue the Robert Byrd picture, or outgoing "Gobberner" of Virginia Ralph Northham, aka "Coonman".

Still haven't figured out if ol' Coonman was the one in the blackface or the KKK hood. I guess the world will never know.

[landofconfusion80]

Still haven't figured out if ol' Coonman was the one in the blackface or the KKK hood. I guess the world will never know.

The color guard is colored!

[enslaved1]

DUmper needs to learn basic grammar and punctuation.  Might make their bouncies more believable.  Oh, wait, proper grammar is racist, isn't it? 

Is there a deli that doesn't serve ham and other pork products?  Is this strictly a halal deli? Nothing ever adds up in bouncie stories.

Good catch.  Either doesn't know Muslims consider pork unclean or doesn't know ham and bacon come from pigs.  Both are strong possibilities. 

[Karin]

And as usual, one bouncie always inspires another within the thread:

Skittles (139,071 posts)

6. hey Duncanpup

I was in London on a train to Gatwick Airport, a guy was going down the aisle with a food snack cart - someone snapped at him, didn't you hear me, are you DEAF??? - obvious American accent.....there was a silence and then I said, just as loudly, I WANT EVERYONE ON THIS TRAIN TO KNOW NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE ASSHOLES (extreme emphasis on the word assholes).....and everyone started clapping and high-fiving

Well!  At least we have the applause element, well done!