Here's hoping this DUmmy's house gets egged and TP'd! Maybe even the good old "Burning bag of dog crap on the doorstep" treatment, too!
I won't be home on Halloween night, as I'll be at Universal Studios' Halloween Horror Nights, but a few days prior to that, I'll be at my church's Trunk or Treat event, and will be happily passing out candy to the kids there.