"51. Michelle is the absolute pinnacle of class, intelligence, grace and beauty"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Let's see (Sorry if some of these are recycled from my earlier rants; I honestly find Moo- chelle even more loathsome than Barry):
1. She has no fashion sense at all. From her dress at Barry's first inauguration party (You know, the red and black one that made her look like a gigantic Black Widow spider), all the way to now, it's been one fashion miss after another. Many times, the articles she wears appear to have been stolen from a flea bag motel, either a cleaning lady's outfit or some stolen shower- curtains cobbled into a dress. I want to know who her designer is, and how much he/she is smoking.
2. She cattily yelled at and humiliated Olympic gymnast Gabby Douglas on national television because Douglas committed the heinous offense of admitting she likes Egg McMuffins. Because, of course, a woman with no health/ nutritionist credentials and sporting a butt large enough to land a fleet of stealth bombers on has every right to lecture a gold- medal- winning Olympic athlete on what to eat. Also, never mind that Moo- chelle is a known fan of Five Guys Burgers and Fries, whose burgers are among the greasiest I've ever seen in my life. Real grace and class right there.
3. When Moo- chelle was a guest on Paula Deen's cooking show, Deen later admitted that she had never in all her life seen anyone eat so much. She said that this supposed champion of health and nutrition kept on gorging herself with Deen's not- so- healthy creations even through the commercial breaks. In what I'm sure was just a remarkable coincidence, shortly after Deen admitted this about Moo- chelle, her "N- Word" scandal broke, completely disgracing her and leading to her show being cancelled and several retailers pulling her products from their shelves. Again, real grace and class right there.
4. Her facial expressions say a lot. When she knows cameras are on her, she sports a huge, ultra- fake- looking smile, of the sort that you'd see on fourth- rate beauty pageant contestants. When she believes the cameras are off her, she generally has a really ugly, bitter grimace, a perfect reflection of her ugly, bitter soul.
Melania Trump, in contrast, DOES show those qualities. I may be leery of Trump due to how obnoxious he can be, but I have no doubt Melania will make an excellent First Lady, finally bringing some class and dignity back to the position.
