Bob thinks conservatives are hopping mad at the GOP

[BannedFromDU]

TheMastersNemesis (5,448 posts)

Far Right Conservatives Are PISSED (No, Bob, your Depends are pissed) Because GOPPERS Have Not Already Done Following.

1. Stopped all Social Security Checks, unemployment insurance, food stamps et al. . (actually, that's a great idea)
2. Given all domestic programs to the Christian churches. (Also a great idea)
3. Made abortion and all use of contraceptives a felony. (Half of that is a great idea)
4. End ALL taxes for the rich, corporations and businesses.(I'd settle for decreasing them.)
5. Ended all federal regulations and devolved everything to the states. (NOW you're back on track.)
6. Made Christianity the official state religion with prayer in schools via a new constitution.(Would be better than liberal secular humanist bullshit, but still, no)
7. Mandated prayer and weekly church attendance for all Americans.(Your ass is still smarting from the priest's dick, isn't it, Bob?)
8. Banned all religions except Christianity.(Judaism is ok.)
9. Abolished women's right to vote or own property.(Like you don't beat Clara Jean into voting your way. Right.)
10. Abolished the affordable care act and vouchered Medicare.(GREAT idea, Bob!)
11. Removed all regulations and caps on health insurance companies.(You're on a ROLL!)
12. Mandated drug testing for ANYONE getting a check from the federal government.(TRICK! Under our rule there'd BE no checks from the federal government! Nice try, asshole.)
13. Turned over ALL federal property to corporations foreign or domestic. (national, state, local parks) (I'd raise a glass to that.)
14. Privatized the entire infrastructure of the US including water, sewage, highways, et al. (Bob, learn the difference between et al and etc. Moron.)
15. Shut down all federal agencies except Homeland Security, FBI, CIA, NSA & DOD. (Yet another great idea.)


AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE THEY ARE PISSED OFF ABOUT. Any other suggestions.  (That you're not slowly dying in agony, unable to wheel yourself out of a mudpile in your own backyard.)

Don't know why I even bother with Crazy Bob...guess I need the chuckles.

[Big Dog]

That is some craaaaaaazy shit, right there.

[SVPete]

Have any non-mole DUers yet told TerMinal Nuisance how silly this is?

  But I agree, why bother? TerMinal Nuisance should clean his @#$ before pulling crap like this from it.

[Patriot Guard Rider]

This idiot doesn't know a conservative. How in the hell would he know what they're pissed off about, unless he's guessing.

Jeebus.

[Carl]

Crazy Bob is really jumping over the line now.
I hope he can really get his legs back underneath him and take a step back from the insanity he has leaped into with both feet err,his foot.

[SVPete]

This idiot doesn't know a conservative. How in the hell would he know what they're pissed off about, unless he's guessing.

Jeebus.

Didn't he say some time ago that he had cut himself off from any/all Rs he knows? Like I said, he pulls this @#$% from a dark and odoriferous part of his anatomy.

[FlaGator]

TMN doesn't realize that when he posts stuff like that all he is demonstrating is his complete lack of knowledge and understanding of his subject matter. He makes me think of the old adage "better to be silent and though a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."

[jukin]

Sounds more like the DUchebag's favorite religion, islam and sharia law.

[BlueStateSaint]

I'm glad that Banzin is doing this.  Why?  Because someone is going to see this lunacy and it'll be highlighted on Rush's show, or Hannity's show.  And if it gets to them, it'll be in the ears--and brains--of an eight-digit number of people.  David Allen's little corner of the Innerwebz will be, once again, on display for good and decent people everywhere to see, and realize that this is what the Democrat Party has become.

Maybe he doesn't necessarily want to be seen in the light of day, but that's what should happen.

[Chris_]

I'm glad that Banzin is doing this.  Why?  Because someone is going to see this lunacy and it'll be highlighted on Rush's show, or Hannity's show.  And if it gets to them, it'll be in the ears--and brains--of an eight-digit number of people.  David Allen's little corner of the Innerwebz will be, once again, on display for good and decent people everywhere to see, and realize that this is what the Democrat Party has become.

Maybe he doesn't necessarily want to be seen in the light of day, but that's what should happen.

Rush mentioned DU again on Thursday or Friday.  I forget what the topic was.

[BlueStateSaint]

Rush mentioned DU again on Thursday or Friday.  I forget what the topic was.

It had something to do with the death of Antonin Scalia.

But they need to be highlighted again and again . . .

[SVPete]

I guess I've got a moth-and-flame thingy ...

6. Made Christianity the official state religion with prayer in schools via a new constitution.
7. Mandated prayer and weekly church attendance for all Americans.
8. Banned all religions except Christianity.

This is monumental (= typical, where TMN is concerned) ignorance of the theologically conservative Christians TMN so hates.

I know of at least two sizable theologically conservative Christian denominations formed by immigrants who left Europe at least partly due to state church oppression (and I'm not referring to 17th Century England, BTW). Having been raised in one, I knew this historical reason to oppose state or established churches when I was in my teens, if not a little earlier.

More recently, I've seen what kind of compromisers state churches become, the Scandinavian state churches being fresh in my mind.

More importantly - something that, short of a miracle, will utterly elude TMN - Christianity is a religion of informing and persuading, not of coercion or force. While that was forgotten and not understood in the 11th or 17th Centuries, it has been for several centuries, now.

All in all I have never wanted - and never will - a state church, ban on non-Christian religions, or forced religious observances.

[franksolich]

^^^the face of a man who, according to the local plumber (who would know such things, given his forty years of observation in the business), depending upon the blood pressure pharmaceuticals he uses, behind the closed door of the bathroom, expels stools the size of a man's fist, or even larger.

It couldn't happen to a more-deserving rectal aperture.

[SVPete]

^^^the face of a man who, according to the local plumber (who would know such things, given his forty years of observation in the business), depending upon the blood pressure pharmaceuticals he uses, behind the closed door of the bathroom, expels stools the size of a man's fist, or even larger.

It couldn't happen to a more-deserving rectal aperture.

You need to work on being more expressive, frank.

[Patriot Guard Rider]

^^^the face of a man who, according to the local plumber (who would know such things, given his forty years of observation in the business), depending upon the blood pressure pharmaceuticals he uses, behind the closed door of the bathroom, expels stools the size of a man's fist, or even larger.

It couldn't happen to a more-deserving rectal aperture.

Who that is?

[franksolich]

You need to work on being more expressive, frank.

I got much of my medical training from a bona fide physician at the Nebraska Department of Health, where I worked many years ago. 

He was the stereotypical old country doctor, a DFL from Minnesota, during whose medical practice discerned that circa 90%--or somesuch large number--of emotional and psychological problems emanate from problems with the bowels.

<<<has never seen anything to disagree with this conclusion.

We at the time were usually discussing haemorrhoidal fellow bureaucrats, but I've since learned it applies to primitives too.

[franksolich]

Who that is?

You're only 33 comments away from being able to find out, sir.

Keep commenting, and you'll be surprised at what you finally see here.

[SVPete]

Who that is?

It's our beloved TMN. In 33 posts you'll be able to see that and much more.

[SVPete]

I got much of my medical training from a bona fide physician at the Nebraska Department of Health, where I worked many years ago. 

He was the stereotypical old country doctor, a DFL from Minnesota, during whose medical practice discerned that circa 90%--or somesuch large number--of emotional and psychological problems emanate from problems with the bowels.

<<<has never seen anything to disagree with this conclusion.

We at the time were usually discussing haemorrhoidal fellow bureaucrats, but I've since learned it applies to primitives too.

That degree of retentivity and constipation could be consistent with my speculation about his being on BP meds for quite a few years, and a side-effect thereof.

[franksolich]

That degree of retentivity and constipation could be consistent with my speculation about his being on BP meds for quite a few years, and a side-effect thereof.

It's very helpful, when wondering about the anger, the rage, the hate, the bitterness, expressed by a primitive, to speculate upon which bowel problems the primitive's likely to have, to cause such a thing.

And Hot Damn, time and events usually prove one right.....

[BlueStateSaint]

That degree of retentivity and constipation could be consistent with my speculation about his being on BP meds for quite a few years, and a side-effect thereof.

Of course, since he's a DUmp regular, there's a good chance that he's addicted to opioids, and is constipated from that.

[CollectivismMustDie]

9. Abolished women's right to vote or own property.

Say what you really mean, dickhead.

You're pissed that men would still be allowed to own property.


Asshole.



CMD

[fatboy]

It's our beloved TMN. In 33 posts you'll be able to see that and much more.

The magic number I suppose?

[SVPete]

The magic number I suppose?

For you to reach the "magic number", 93 more posts.

[franksolich]

Of course, since he's a DUmp regular, there's a good chance that he's addicted to opioids, and is constipated from that.

Now, you work with other governmental bureaucrats, so you have a great opportunity to observe this phenomenon.  In fact, it's as if you're living in the laboratory itself.

Determine which of your coworkers tend to be the most negative sorts of people.

And then of those, subtly observe if they have the haemorrhoid waddle-and-flutter.

Nearly all the time, it's a perfect match.