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So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« on: January 19, 2008, 09:38:02 AM »
...and I swore I saw something.  I had to take a pic and see if anyone else sees what I see. 

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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2008, 09:42:28 AM »
Is that Ron Paul in a robe?
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2008, 09:43:36 AM »
opportunity for some lassie love?  lmao
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2008, 10:03:32 AM »
ok. its really early still here... but it kinda sorta looks like jesus to me..  :popcorn:

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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2008, 12:35:16 PM »
Quote from: Lauri on January 19, 2008, 10:03:32 AM
ok. its really early still here... but it kinda sorta looks like jesus to me..  :popcorn:



I see it too!
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2008, 12:43:01 PM »
The last time I stared at my dogs ass and "saw something" was over 35 years ago and I was high as a kite.
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2008, 12:44:00 PM »
That ain't right.    :rotf:
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2008, 12:53:41 PM »
Quote from: Pyackog on January 19, 2008, 12:35:16 PM
Quote from: Lauri on January 19, 2008, 10:03:32 AM
ok. its really early still here... but it kinda sorta looks like jesus to me..  :popcorn:



I see it too!

Alert the local Catholic Church parish -- it's a miracle!
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2008, 12:57:02 PM »
OK, y'all are sane now.  I see it too. 
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2008, 01:24:02 PM »
So if I take my dog to the local Catholic church and show them this, I might get it declared as a miracle?  Is there any money in that?  Maybe I can sell my dog on eBay at that point...  Will the church give me some sort of official documentation declaring my dogs ass as a miracle?   :-)
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2008, 02:48:14 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 19, 2008, 12:57:02 PM
OK, y'all are sane now.  I see it too. 


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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2008, 02:49:33 PM »
Quote from: Full-Auto on January 19, 2008, 01:24:02 PM
So if I take my dog to the local Catholic church and show them this, I might get it declared as a miracle?  Is there any money in that?  Maybe I can sell my dog on eBay at that point...  Will the church give me some sort of official documentation declaring my dogs ass as a miracle?   :-)


well, maybe they could name a Day after it? a Holy Day, of course..

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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2008, 02:50:04 PM »
Looks like Ron Paul just found his running mate.
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2008, 02:53:07 PM »
Quote from: Lauri on January 19, 2008, 02:49:33 PM
Quote from: Full-Auto on January 19, 2008, 01:24:02 PM
So if I take my dog to the local Catholic church and show them this, I might get it declared as a miracle?  Is there any money in that?  Maybe I can sell my dog on eBay at that point...  Will the church give me some sort of official documentation declaring my dogs ass as a miracle?   :-)


well, maybe they could name a Day after it? a Holy Day, of course..



The first one of you who say it should be called Ass-umption Day is going to hell.
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2008, 03:04:09 PM »
Quote from: Lauri on January 19, 2008, 02:49:33 PM
Quote from: Full-Auto on January 19, 2008, 01:24:02 PM
So if I take my dog to the local Catholic church and show them this, I might get it declared as a miracle?  Is there any money in that?  Maybe I can sell my dog on eBay at that point...  Will the church give me some sort of official documentation declaring my dogs ass as a miracle?   :-)


well, maybe they could name a Day after it? a Holy Day, of course..




geez! none of you got my joke??

Holy day?? Hole-y Day?? the dogs bum hole?

sheesh...
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2008, 03:05:00 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 19, 2008, 02:53:07 PM
Quote from: Lauri on January 19, 2008, 02:49:33 PM
Quote from: Full-Auto on January 19, 2008, 01:24:02 PM
So if I take my dog to the local Catholic church and show them this, I might get it declared as a miracle?  Is there any money in that?  Maybe I can sell my dog on eBay at that point...  Will the church give me some sort of official documentation declaring my dogs ass as a miracle?   :-)


well, maybe they could name a Day after it? a Holy Day, of course..



The first one of you who say it should be called Ass-umption Day is going to hell.


well, you got close :-)
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2008, 03:05:23 PM »
Quote from: Lauri on January 19, 2008, 03:04:09 PM
Quote from: Lauri on January 19, 2008, 02:49:33 PM
Quote from: Full-Auto on January 19, 2008, 01:24:02 PM
So if I take my dog to the local Catholic church and show them this, I might get it declared as a miracle?  Is there any money in that?  Maybe I can sell my dog on eBay at that point...  Will the church give me some sort of official documentation declaring my dogs ass as a miracle?   :-)


well, maybe they could name a Day after it? a Holy Day, of course..




geez! none of you got my joke??

Holy day?? Hole-y Day?? the dogs bum hole?

sheesh...
Undies got it -- I just couldn't think of a quip that matched...
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2008, 04:35:12 PM »
Holy Jesus in a robe!
If I touch it will I be healed of this chest cold? 
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2008, 04:40:23 PM »
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on January 19, 2008, 04:35:12 PM
Holy Jesus in a robe!
If I touch it will I be healed of this chest cold? 

A better question is: would it be worth it?
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2008, 04:49:20 PM »
Quote from: RightCoast on January 19, 2008, 04:40:23 PM
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on January 19, 2008, 04:35:12 PM
Holy Jesus in a robe!
If I touch it will I be healed of this chest cold? 

A better question is: would it be worth it?
Probably not.
After several shots of Crown last night, it's already starting to break up.  I really wouldn't be able to testify that it was a true miracle.  Besides, I'd have to have quite a few more shots before I'd touch the dogs ass.  I really don't like the idea of poking the image of Jesus in the eye either.  My Catholic upbringing has produced enough guilt as it is. 
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2008, 05:06:13 PM »
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on January 19, 2008, 04:35:12 PM
Holy Jesus in a robe!
If I touch it will I be healed of this chest cold? 

HA HA.   :rotf:
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2008, 05:30:33 PM »
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on January 19, 2008, 04:49:20 PM
Quote from: RightCoast on January 19, 2008, 04:40:23 PM
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on January 19, 2008, 04:35:12 PM
Holy Jesus in a robe!
If I touch it will I be healed of this chest cold? 

A better question is: would it be worth it?
Probably not.
After several shots of Crown last night, it's already starting to break up.  I really wouldn't be able to testify that it was a true miracle.  Besides, I'd have to have quite a few more shots before I'd touch the dogs ass.  I really don't like the idea of poking the image of Jesus in the eye either.  My Catholic upbringing has produced enough guilt as it is. 

Don't let the silly green men in the TV ads fool you... Mucinex is good stuff.  It's prescription-strength Guafesin (1200 mg) and works wonders.
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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2008, 08:43:24 PM »
Quote from: Lauri on January 19, 2008, 03:04:09 PM

geez! none of you got my joke??

Holy day?? Hole-y Day?? the dogs bum hole?

sheesh...

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Re: So, I was staring at my dogs ass this morning
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2008, 03:20:57 AM »
Okay.

How bored do you have to be before you start trying to find shapes in your dog's anus...

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