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Title: Sparkly's Hubby Trashes Fred
Post by: Splashdown on January 04, 2008, 08:55:29 PM
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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)       Fri Jan-04-08 08:56 PM
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Of all the candidates - Dem and Repub - who do you see as the most pathetic?
 Edited on Fri Jan-04-08 08:58 PM by Husb2Sparkly
For me, it has to be Dead Phred

Controlling "Trophy" wife.

Psychobitch from Hell campaign operative in the person of Carville's dominatrix wife.
Hillary? is that You?
Constant sleepwalking interrupted by occasional bouts of wakefulness.

A laugh that appears more like the grimace made during a particularly difficult session on the toilet.
Yeah, Hillary's laugh is sweet music.  :whatever:
A personalty that makes prunes appear to be the Fun Fruit.

A demonstrated energy level that rivals that of a tree sloth.


linky (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2595563)

Thanks Hubby. Makes me feel much better about Fred's chances!
Title: Re: Sparkly's Hubby Trashes Fred
Post by: Rebel on January 04, 2008, 09:08:39 PM
 :lmao:


I'm sorry, that's all I can muster.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Sparkly's Hubby Trashes Fred
Post by: Splashdown on January 04, 2008, 09:12:22 PM
In his defense, if there's anyone who knows about dominatrix, controlling wives, it's Husb2Sparkly.

Title: Re: Sparkly's Hubby Trashes Fred
Post by: LadyLiberty on January 04, 2008, 09:26:37 PM
He can complain about Fred's trophy wife because he obviously doesn't have one. I wonder did he complain about Kerry's wife, The Ketchup Millionaire  :pokingpoop:
Title: Re: Sparkly's Hubby Trashes Fred
Post by: Flame on January 05, 2008, 08:04:12 AM
He can complain about Fred's trophy wife because he obviously doesn't have one. I wonder did he complain about Kerry's wife, The Ketchup Millionaire  :pokingpoop:

well, she mighta had money, but no one would EVER call Ter-A-sa a trophy.  A scarecrow, maybe.  A trophy?  No.
Title: Re: Sparkly's Hubby Trashes Fred
Post by: Splashdown on January 05, 2008, 08:11:40 AM
Marie: I'm not some trophy wife

Frank: Trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win?

--Everybody Loves Raymond
Title: Re: Sparkly's Hubby Trashes Fred
Post by: Lord Undies on January 05, 2008, 09:01:21 AM
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mcscajun   (1000+ posts)

I can't fault your description, but for sheer pathetic quality...
Edited on Fri Jan-04-08 09:47 PM by mcscajun
...it has to be Rudy. No Mayor of any American city has EVER become President without first attaining higher elected office. Ever.

His timing is dreadful, too. His 'moment in the sun' was over a couple of years ago.

If he wasn't a Republican, you could actually feel sorry for him. As it is, sixth place, Rudy? Behind Ron Paul?

True, no mayor has ever been so brazen as to run for president, and I am certainly no admirer of Rudy G.  That said, how come Rudy's experience running a city of 8 million people isn't adaptable, but Bill Clinton being governor of an entire state where the total population was around 2 million was? 

How come B. Hussein Obama, Hillary Diane Clinton, and John "AquaNet" Edwards, who have never governed anything more than the chair they sit upon, are so perfectly qualified to be President of the United States?
Title: Re: Sparkly's Hubby Trashes Fred
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 05, 2008, 09:11:58 AM
In his defense, if there's anyone who knows about dominatrix, controlling wives, it's Husb2Sparkly.



Excellent point!

 :cheersmate: