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Title: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: FunkyZero on August 31, 2017, 10:58:24 PM
Someone wanna fill in DUmp-schmuck Kentuck?

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Thu Aug 31, 2017, 11:20 PM
Star Member kentuck (81,913 posts)
Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Could it be that everyone is lying and trying to conceal the truth?
Why would they do that?
Wouldn't it be easier and quicker to simply tell the truth if there is nothing to hide?
Why would they continue to hide the truth if they are innocent?
Conclusion: There is something to hide.

this makes me laugh... a lot

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Response to kentuck (Original post)Thu Aug 31, 2017, 11:43 PM
Star Member Glimmer of Hope (3,913 posts)
10. I think Mueller's team knows what crimes have been committed and at this point they are
creating timelines, gathering supporting evidence and witness testimony to tie everything up . They are not investigating a savvy group of people who covered their tracks very well if at all. If Junior wrote in an email “If it’s what you say I love it”, chances are there are many other such emails. Piece of cake for Mueller's team.

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Response to kentuck (Original post)Thu Aug 31, 2017, 11:53 PM
Star Member yortsed snacilbuper (4,093 posts)
15. I'm kind of enjoying it,
Mueller is probably tying up all the loose ends so trumpy doesn't escape his punishment.


Those poor, dumb bastards. I mean, how do you keep falling for the same old thing over and over...
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 31, 2017, 11:08:04 PM
Let's see.  There is NO crime despite every random Russian encounter by anyone associated with President Trump since the '80's.  That's your explanation, Kentuck.
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: Carl on September 01, 2017, 04:10:35 AM
The meltdown when nothing happens to the President will be epic.
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: 67 Rover on September 01, 2017, 06:27:36 AM
The meltdown when nothing happens to the President will be epic.

Nearly as good as election night of the BEST ELECTION EVER.  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: FlaGator on September 01, 2017, 06:37:52 AM
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Thu Aug 31, 2017, 11:20 PM
Star Member kentuck (81,913 posts)
Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Could it be that everyone is lying and trying to conceal the truth?
Why would they do that?
Wouldn't it be easier and quicker to simply tell the truth if there is nothing to hide?
Why would they continue to hide the truth if they are innocent?
Conclusion: There is something to hide.

That is the worse attempt a logic that I've seen outside Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker movie.
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: SVPete on September 01, 2017, 07:36:36 AM
Let me make it simple for you DU-Simpletons:

1. The truth isn't what you want it to be;

2. Mueller knows Ds, Libs, and Progs won't like the truth;

3. Mueller feels pressure to produce SOMETHING that "justifies" the millions of $$ he's spending;

4. Mueller is desperately seeking a "Scooter Libby" bone to toss to Ds, Libs, and Progs.
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 01, 2017, 07:44:00 AM
Let me make it simple for you DU-Simpletons:

1. The truth isn't what you want it to be;

2. Mueller knows Ds, Libs, and Progs won't like the truth;

3. Mueller feels pressure to produce SOMETHING that "justifies" the millions of $$ he's spending;

4. Mueller is desperately seeking a "Scooter Libby" bone to toss to Ds, Libs, and Progs.

Exactly.  H5.
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: hillneck on September 01, 2017, 07:50:22 AM
Just imagine how the DUmmies will crucify Mueller when nothing comes out against Trump.  He will get accused of bowing down to the President.
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 01, 2017, 08:00:54 AM
Just imagine how the DUmmies will crucify Mueller when nothing comes out against Trump.  He will get accused of bowing down to the President.

Pretty much.  Hopefully, some of them will be suicidal!

(We don't have a 'goodbye cruel world' emoticon! :( )
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: Carl on September 01, 2017, 08:59:34 AM
Pretty much.  Hopefully, some of them will be suicidal!

(We don't have a 'goodbye cruel world' emoticon! :( )

This could work (http://f1.ifrm.com/13592/198/emo/shoot.gif)

I can`t add it to the list though.
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: DLR Pyro on September 01, 2017, 09:06:25 AM
This could work (http://f1.ifrm.com/13592/198/emo/shoot.gif)


I'm not so sure.  DUmmies are so deathly afraid of guns they wouldn't touch one, even to off themselves.....
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: 67 Rover on September 01, 2017, 09:13:23 AM
I'm not so sure.  DUmmies are so deathly afraid of guns they wouldn't touch one, even to off themselves.....


What if we made some guns that were shaped like a dildo?  That way it would be natural for the DUmmies to put it in their mouth or ass.  End result is no instructional video or pamphlet in 9 languages necessary to operate.

Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: Undies on September 01, 2017, 09:26:43 AM
Thanks to Comey & Lynch & Clinton & Clinton 2.0 & Waterbags-Schiltz & Obama & The Liberal Crap reporters we now have what is called the "Water Under The Bridge" category of criminal resolution.  It will also apply to the Trump administration and its cast-of-characters. 

We are going to have to insist that all things being equal, all things will be applied equally.  There is no Judgement Day in Washington, D.C.
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: J P Sousa on September 01, 2017, 10:00:25 AM
Meanwhile in the swamp;

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  Comey began drafting 'exoneration statement' before interviewing Clinton, senators say 

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/08/31/comey-began-drafting-exoneration-statement-before-interviewing-clinton-senators-say.html

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  Trump slams 'rigged system' over claim Comey 'exonerated' Clinton before probe ended

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/09/01/trump-slams-rigged-system-over-claim-comey-exonerated-clinton-before-probe-ended.html
 
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: SVPete on September 01, 2017, 10:31:12 AM
Bottom line, Obama's "Justice" Department was not going to prosecute - or even carefully investigate - the D Party's nominee to succeed Obama. :spork: :spork: Hilliary could have been caught in bed with a dead 20-something gigolo and a live 11 year-old girl - all naked - and she would not have been prosecuted. :spork: :spork:
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 01, 2017, 10:45:24 AM
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Thu Aug 31, 2017, 11:20 PM
Star Member kentuck (81,913 posts)
Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?

The truth?!?  You can't HANDLE the truth!
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 01, 2017, 10:46:49 AM
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Could it be that everyone is lying and trying to conceal the truth?
Why would they do that?
Wouldn't it be easier and quicker to simply tell the truth if there is nothing to hide?
Why would they continue to hide the truth if they are innocent?
Conclusion: There is something to hide.

Only a DUmmie, when reciting the facts, could possibly jump to a conclusion 100% removed from reality.

Hey DUmmie -- you walked down the path yourself.  The reason there nothing has been found is because THERE IS NOTHING TO BE FOUND!!!

Even your fellow anti-Trump water carriers in the lsm have given up that line of hope.  You should too!!!
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: 67 Rover on September 01, 2017, 10:54:46 AM
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Thu Aug 31, 2017, 11:20 PM
Star Member kentuck (81,913 posts)
Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?

Because it takes much longer to fabricate the "truth" than just investigate what really happened or didn't. ::)
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 01, 2017, 07:06:09 PM
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Thu Aug 31, 2017, 11:20 PM
Star Member kentuck (81,913 posts)
Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Could it be that everyone is lying and trying to conceal the truth?
Why would they do that?
Wouldn't it be easier and quicker to simply tell the truth if there is nothing to hide?
Why would they continue to hide the truth if they are innocent?
Conclusion: There is something to hide.

The truth is Mueller and company got them a nice little sinecure.  In the end, someone will probably get charged for obstruction so he can justify the millions spent, Trump will pardon the offender, everyone will go home, and you dummies will melt like a snowflake on a hot pot belly stove. 

We have been here before dumbass. History repeats itself.
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: franksolich on September 01, 2017, 07:09:36 PM
My question is, why does kentuck worry about things of which he has little or no understanding?
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: SVPete on September 01, 2017, 07:13:50 PM
My question is, why does kentuck worry about things of which he has little or no understanding?

DU-folk gotta do what DU-folk gotta do. :rimshot:
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 01, 2017, 09:09:48 PM

What if we made some guns that were shaped like a dildo?  That way it would be natural for the DUmmies to put it in their mouth or ass.  End result is no instructional video or pamphlet in 9 languages necessary to operate.

Ya know, didn't post all the goofy crap I personally witnessed on January 21st.  There were signs in DC saying " Don't take away my dildo, Trump/Hitler".
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: diesel driver on September 01, 2017, 10:23:31 PM
My question is, why does kentuck worry about things of which he has little or no understanding?

Dummies would have little to no understanding of almost anything.  It's like putting them in a round room and telling them to go piss in the corner...
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 02, 2017, 12:25:39 AM
My question is, why does kentuck worry about things of which he has little or no understanding?

Which, to be fair, is virtually anything...
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: Old n Grumpy on September 02, 2017, 09:34:43 AM
It's taking a long time because pulling something out of your ass hole is not easy. :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: FunkyZero on September 02, 2017, 08:27:50 PM
It's taking a long time because pulling something out of your ass hole is not easy. :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:
BWAA!   ok you get one of my rare H5's for that one man...
 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: YupItsMe on September 05, 2017, 01:55:25 PM
"Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?"


Because Hillary learned as far back as 1973 how to bury evidence.
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: docstew on September 05, 2017, 03:47:59 PM
Well, sometimes, when you go fishing, you have to look a long time for where the fish are. Sometimes there aren't any fish in a given body of water at all.

Mueller just happens to be doing his fishing in the Gobi desert. So, it might take some time.
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: SVPete on September 05, 2017, 04:16:00 PM
Well, sometimes, when you go fishing, you have to look a long time for where the fish are. Sometimes there aren't any fish in a given body of water at all.

Mueller just happens to be doing his fishing in the Gobi desert. So, it might take some time.

Fossils and fish ... fossils and fish ....... there's a Hilliary Clinton joke in there somewhere. :-)
Title: Re: Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?
Post by: Drafe Hoblin on September 05, 2017, 04:53:09 PM
"Why is it taking Mueller so long to find out the truth?"


Because Hillary learned as far back as 1973 how to bury evidence.

As a trusted male colleague squealed on her.  Thus beginning her acutely man-hating  ''vast majority'' paranoia.

Btw, Mueller can't handle the tuh-looth.