the sparkling husband dude does not insist

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1948082

Oh my.

Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-15-11 08:47 PM
Original message
 
Can you call yourself a "(insert number here) Amendment Consultant" and not be a lawyer?
 

-=T H I S ***** P O S T ***** I S ***** N O T ***** A B O U T ***** G U N S=-





In a local directory that we got yesterday, a local resident, who I know not to be a lawyer, has started calling himself a "Second Amendment Consultant."

Turns out he also has a really fringe right wing blog and is head of a Tea Party group that is collecting signatures for some tax repeal or another.

My question is, can one be a constitutional consultant and not be a lawyer?

I dunno, dude.  It seems a lot of primitives allege themselves to be constitutional experts.

The constitution of the medieval Republic of Venice, apparently.

mrmpa  (661 posts)        Thu Sep-15-11 11:31 PM
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1. I don't know why not..........................

There are plenty of people who teach constitutional law & aren't attorneys. They probably could consult with anyone on the constitution.

But as for your neighbor, you get what you pay for.

ProgressiveProfessor (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-15-11 11:41 PM
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2. Yup

Cerridwen  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-15-11 11:45 PM
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3. Might be a states' laws issue? For example, using the title 'engineer' in the state of Nevada has very specific requirements which are subsequently specific to use.

If you insist, I'll go find the statute; please don't insist.

Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-15-11 11:50 PM
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4. I shall not insist.
 

You hit at the crux of my question. In most places one cannot call oneself whatever one wishes without some consequences. As you say, engineers. Architects, lawyers, even plumbers.





On the other hand ..... it just occurred to me. Maybe he consults on 2nd Amendment remedies?

 

Cerridwen  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-15-11 11:55 PM
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5. Whew! Thanks! I knew I like you for some reason.

You and Sparkly give each other hugs from me, please. Kinda the only way it works long distance and in the virtual world.

Oh yeah, you could also check more local regs as well. We have some county regs that are far more stringent than state regs; not with regards to this particular topic, though, now I think of it, I have in mind gun licensing regs in the city/county versus the state.

By the way.....the sparkling husband dude now shouts out to franksolich in a most curious "signature line":

The citrus mambo was the frankie wanker. Ledo's was the give-away.

I suppose I'm flattered, but whatever.

[franksolich]

By the way, franksolich returns the sparkling husband dude's compliment.

[delilahmused]

Cerridwen  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-15-11 11:55 PM
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5. Whew! Thanks! I knew I like you for some reason.

You and Sparkly give each other hugs from me, please. Kinda the only way it works long distance and in the virtual world.

Oh yeah, you could also check more local regs as well. We have some county regs that are far more stringent than state regs; not with regards to this particular topic, though, now I think of it, I have in mind gun licensing regs in the city/county versus the state.

Heaven help us!

[franksolich]

Heaven help us!

I'm still trying to figure out the sparkling husband dude's comment to me.

The sparkling husband dude strikes one as being very '70ish--the leisure suit, man bracelet, snapping fingers, teevee, discothecheque, Starsky & Hutch and all that.

I dunno.

Anyway, in deciphering the sparkling husband dude's message to me, I'm trying to think '70s.

If the memory's correct, there was a children's movie popular about that time; I think it was called Willie Wanka and the Chocolate Factory or something like that.

But I'm at a loss to figure out how that connects to franksolich.

[delilahmused]

By the way, franksolich returns the sparkling husband dude's compliment.

Damn, frank! I saved that one! HOT! HOT! HOT!

Cindie

[franksolich]

Damn, frank! I saved that one! HOT! HOT! HOT!

Cindie

But you neglected to answer the main question, madam.

If a primitive wasn't aware that was franksolich, would a primitive hit on franksolich?

[delilahmused]

But you neglected to answer the main question, madam.

If a primitive wasn't aware that was franksolich, would a primitive hit on franksolich?

Most definitely! They have no idea what they're missing.

Cindie

[franksolich]

Most definitely! They have no idea what they're missing.

Cindie

You're aware, though, of course, that never a primitive shall touch this body.

A primitive can look, but may not touch.

This body's only for those of the female persuasion with an (R) after their name.

[delilahmused]

You're aware, though, of course, that never a primitive shall touch this body.

A primitive can look, but may not touch.

This body's only for those of the female persuasion with an (R) after their name.

I know that...but of course they've fantasized.  And the men, of course its a case of forbidden fruit...how could they not!!
 
 Cindie

[Evil_Conservative]

Cerridwen  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-15-11 11:45 PM
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3. Might be a states' laws issue? For example, using the title 'engineer' in the state of Nevada has very specific requirements which are subsequently specific to use.

If you insist, I'll go find the statute; please don't insist.

Oh I insist.  Please do go find the statute.  As a Nevada resident, I need to make sure I am not falsely calling myself something I am not.

[FlippyDoo]

Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-15-11 11:50 PM
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4. I shall not insist.
 

You hit at the crux of my question. In most places one cannot call oneself whatever one wishes without some consequences. As you say, engineers. Architects, lawyers, even plumbers.

So one may face repercussions if one calls oneself something which one is not?

It's starting to become clear to me now.

1. The jester with the foul odor doesn't think someone should falsely call him or herself something that he or she is not.
2. The jester with the foul odor has a strong desire NOT to be called dude.
3. The word dude is a noun that generally refers to a male.

Okay clownish one that smells like excrement, I will follow your wishes. Are you happy now, dudette?

[JohnnyReb]

Primitives: Scatology consultants at large LLC.

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

I'm still trying to figure out the sparkling husband dude's comment to me.

The sparkling husband dude strikes one as being very '70ish--the leisure suit, man bracelet, snapping fingers, teevee, discothecheque, Starsky & Hutch and all that.

I dunno.

Anyway, in deciphering the sparkling husband dude's message to me, I'm trying to think '70s.

If the memory's correct, there was a children's movie popular about that time; I think it was called Willie Wanka and the Chocolate Factory or something like that.

But I'm at a loss to figure out how that connects to franksolich.

He's implying that one of your moles was Tangerine LaBamba i think.

[franksolich]

He's implying that one of your moles was Tangerine LaBamba i think.

No way.

The late Tangerine LaBamba was awesome.

[MoshMasterD]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1948082

Oh my.

I dunno, dude.  It seems a lot of primitives allege themselves to be constitutional experts.

The constitution of the medieval Republic of Venice, apparently.

By the way.....the sparkling husband dude now shouts out to franksolich in a most curious "signature line":

I suppose I'm flattered, but whatever.

He's still talking to you in code?  Do what I do, speak in Italian.

[JohnnyReb]

He's implying that one of your moles was Tangerine LaBamba i think.

Oh my! A transexual mole.




Where does one take his mole to get "the operation"?

[franksolich]

Oh my!

You saw the picture, I bet, sir.

Late last night.

[franksolich]

I know that...but of course they've fantasized.  And the men, of course its a case of forbidden fruit...how could they not!!

I still say that despite his old age, given the Italianate culture under which the sparkling husband dude grew up in, if I'd done that to the sparkling husband dude in real life, I'd be walking around with two broken legs now.

[Karin]

Damn, I keep missing it. 

OK, so now I know what the citrus mambo nonsense means.  But was does "Ledo's was the giveaway" mean? 

[JakeStyle]

Damn, I keep missing it.  

OK, so now I know what the citrus mambo nonsense means.  But was does "Ledo's was the giveaway" mean?  

Ledo's is a East Coast pizza chain that TLB used to rave about as being her favorite.  I'm guessing Stanky thinks it's for the rubes and the tourists and that a true Maryland native would know that.

[franksolich]

Ledo's is a East Coast pizza chain that TLB used to rave about as being her favorite.  I'm guessing Stanky thinks it's for the rubes and the tourists and that a true Maryland native would know that.

Well now, I'm starting to think the sparkling husband dude's message is just a series of random words with no rhyme or reason behind them.

I've never heard of Ledo's; and surely the sparkling husband dude would know I've never heard of Ledo's, as the only pizza chain I've ever mentioned is Valentino's.

However, the sparkling husband dude reads franksolich--obviously--and probably vaguely recalls references to my "Uncle Lido" (real name), a guy of Italianate derivation who one of my maternal aunts married, and was thereafter ostracized by the rest of the family for it.

I really dunno.

It seems to me the sparkling husband dude's wife should be more careful about what she puts into his martinis, lest he end up the laughingstock of the internet.

[DumbAss Tanker]

I'm still trying to figure out the sparkling husband dude's comment to me.

The sparkling husband dude strikes one as being very '70ish--the leisure suit, man bracelet, snapping fingers, teevee, discothecheque, Starsky & Hutch and all that.

I dunno.

Anyway, in deciphering the sparkling husband dude's message to me, I'm trying to think '70s.

If the memory's correct, there was a children's movie popular about that time; I think it was called Willie Wanka and the Chocolate Factory or something like that.

But I'm at a loss to figure out how that connects to franksolich.

You forgot the open shirt and gold neckchain.  He is an East-coast Italian guy, after all.

[franksolich]

You forgot the open shirt and gold neckchain.  He is an East-coast Italian guy, after all.

Oops, I forgot that.

And I'll bet the kitchen's stocked with Avocado Rubbermaid and those Ron Propeil (sp?) sold-only-on-television gadgets.

[JohnnyReb]

Oops, I forgot that.

And I'll bet the kitchen's stocked with Avocado Rubbermaid and those Ron Propeil (sp?) sold-only-on-television gadgets.

But the collection isn't complete without the "Pocket Fisherman".

[Chris_]

Well now, I'm starting to think the sparkling husband dude's message is just a series of random words with no rhyme or reason behind them.

That would be consistent with someone who's wife is slipping arsenic in his morning coffee.