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Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« on: May 21, 2011, 10:38:00 PM »
This is a curious thread, where DUmmy Taverner, an unemployed, morphine-addicted pothead, asks for advice on planning a vacation. Now, the natural question is "vacation from what?", but lots of DUmmies take vacations and food stamps at the same time. In fact, according to DUmmy bobbolink, the smelly Colorado faux wino, a nice annual vacation should be considered a basic human right.
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-21-11 07:27 PM
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Let's just say I wanted to tour the South 'with the family'
Where exactly do you think I could go, besides Orlando, New Orleans (they'll be visited, but only for a day)?

Some place where an interracial family could travel welcomed along the way.

I KNOW not all of the South is racist. But there is a difference in my wife's home state (and town) (OR) between Eugene and Springfield.

I want to visit the Eugenes, not the Springfields.
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The mention of Eugene, Oregon, is a thinly-veiled hint that DUmmy Taverner's main question about vacation destinations is "how's the dope?".


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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-21-11 07:39 PM
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2. Excellent!
And I know my kids and wife would love "ghost tours"
From what I've heard Savannah is actually a relatively progressive place...
Just doing mansion tours would be fun there!

DUmmies always accuse us of using code words. In this case "progressive" is a code word for "lots of weed".


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taterguy  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-21-11 07:44 PM
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3. You probably wouldn't have any problems in the overwhelming majority of the so-called South
Ever since air conditioning it's been swarming with Yankees and most of the old stereotypes aren't true anymore.

I highly recommend the Outer Banks, depending on the time of year you go there.
Just don't stop your car between Nags Head and Raleigh (kidding).

 

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trof  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-21-11 07:52 PM
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5. Surprisingly...Gulf Shores, Alabama.
OK, I know we're a DEEP scarlet state.

But the beach milieu is 'different'.
What the local tourist industry wants, NEEDS, is YOUR MONEY.
And that tends to make it all pretty color blind.

I've seen several bi-racial couples and families on the beach, in restaurants.
No problem, as far as I can tell.
Uh-oh, someone better warn DUmmy Taverner that Gulf Shores is part of the Redneck Riviera.
Beautiful beaches if you like high rise condos.
 

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Xipe Totec  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-21-11 09:38 PM
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10. Austin; the last bastion of sanity in Texas.

At the DUmp, "sanity" is a code word for "lots of weed".
 

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GoCubsGo  (1000+ posts)      Sat May-21-11 10:18 PM
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12. Yup.
I'm not all that enamored with Savannah, but Asheville is awesome, and I love Charleston. Lots more to do there than in Savannah, IMO. I would move to Asheville in a heartbeat, if there was a job for me there.

Yeah, DUmmy, Asheville is awesome. Small town, with traffic jams just like Atlanta. (Biltmore is nice, though.)
I think DUmmy Taverner is going to be disappointed. No matter where he goes, he's going to run into high season tourist rates. That means less money for dope, which makes this vacation idea a non-starter.
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2011, 10:46:53 PM »
Who the hell bases their vacation around the political beliefs of the locals? 

Oh, right, DUmmies, that's who. 
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2011, 11:08:09 PM »
It's curious but for a racist tea party guy, I rarely notice the race mixture of couples.  It is just background noise.
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2011, 11:27:31 PM »
Quote from: jukin on May 21, 2011, 11:08:09 PM
It's curious but for a racist tea party guy, I rarely notice the race mixture of couples.  It is just background noise.

Liberals are the ones who notice race.
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2011, 06:30:59 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 21, 2011, 10:46:53 PM
Who the hell bases their vacation around the political beliefs of the locals? 

Oh, right, DUmmies, that's who. 

You won't catch my redneck ass in San Fransissyco....other than there.... can't tell where you might find me :-)
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2011, 08:48:41 AM »
I think that if I were to take a tour of any of the great and interesting regions of this magnificent country, I would retrace the footsteps of the Army of the Tennessee. With Sherman's War Journal as my guide as opposed to local lore.

Vicksburg to the sea.

Then, maybe a ghost tour of Savannah.

Or a tour of Grearson's Raid route of march.
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2011, 09:08:53 AM »
Gosh, for bigger places, Greenville and Columbia, SC.  Ashville and the Outer Banks, NC (I also like the Tryon area).  Savannah, GA all the way down to Dayton. FL.  I also like the whole Tennessee and Kentucky areas.  Nice country.  Nice people. 

I was thinking the same thing about who sets their vacation around political ideology of a region.  Just weird to me.  I probably choose based on population density though.
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2011, 09:50:20 AM »
I would say for the racist GLBRGBWTFOMGWGAF family that Key West is the place for you. Plan for the late August-mid September timeframe. Also just go ahead and ignore those tropical weather reports, you are on vacation after all.  



Oh yeah, food stamps are accepted. :-)
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2011, 11:38:19 AM »
Quote from: Randy on May 22, 2011, 09:50:20 AM
I would say for the racist GLBRGBWTFOMGWGAF family that Key West is the place for you. Plan for the late August-mid September timeframe. Also just go ahead and ignore those tropical weather reports, you are on vacation after all.  



Oh yeah, food stamps are accepted. :-)

 :lmao: ...and they should definately hang around for Halloween and Fantasy Fest.
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2011, 12:24:57 PM »
How many black people are in Eugene, OR?
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2011, 12:42:27 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on May 22, 2011, 12:24:57 PM
How many black people are in Eugene, OR?
It's all about the weed, man. 
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2011, 12:50:54 PM »
It was bugging me... This critter claims he can't get work, yet is planning a vacation?  I dunno.  But, people I consider normal reduce all spending and eliminate luxury spending when their income decreases.

But, then "DUmmies lie, all the time."
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2011, 02:01:33 PM »
Quote from: longview on May 22, 2011, 12:50:54 PM
It was bugging me... This critter claims he can't get work, yet is planning a vacation?  I dunno.  But, people I consider normal reduce all spending and eliminate luxury spending when their income decreases.

But, then "DUmmies lie, all the time."
He's the type of DUmp monkey that hangs around rest-stops and panhandles five bucks for "gas" money.
That's how they plan and take, vacations.
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2011, 08:51:13 PM »
Quote from: Skul on May 22, 2011, 02:01:33 PM
He's the type of DUmp monkey that hangs around rest-stops and panhandles five bucks for "gas" money.
That's how they plan and take, vacations.

Oh I bet he "handles" a lot of things around a truck stop. An actual pan not being one of em.
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2011, 10:24:40 AM »
Quote from: longview on May 22, 2011, 09:08:53 AM
Gosh, for bigger places, Greenville and Columbia, SC.  Ashville and the Outer Banks, NC (I also like the Tryon area).  Savannah, GA all the way down to Dayton. FL.  I also like the whole Tennessee and Kentucky areas.  Nice country.  Nice people. 

I was thinking the same thing about who sets their vacation around political ideology of a region.  Just weird to me.  I probably choose based on population density though.

As a long time resident of the Savannah area, I can say with certainty that if you decide not to come here (drug addled one) we will not miss you.
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2011, 11:32:07 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 21, 2011, 10:38:00 PM
This is a curious thread, where DUmmy Taverner, an unemployed, morphine-addicted pothead

You forgot one. Who was in Vietnam.
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2011, 12:18:31 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on May 22, 2011, 12:24:57 PM
How many black people are in Eugene, OR?

Just about the same ratio as you'd find in any other medium size city, maybe not quite as many. Eugene is a very expensive place to live because the moonbat mayor wants to pretend it's a sleepy little college town like Corvallis so there's not exactly a welcome mat for large companies. Most of the money for the city's needs come from ridiculously high (hidden) taxes on just about everything. Business taxes are obscene. And the idiots in Eugene just keep voting for her.

Like most leftists she's more interested in appearance rather than substance. When runners were here for the Olympic trials there was an open space between 2 buildings and Kitty Pearcy put up a plywood wall and had a mural painted on it. It's really rather ironic considering Eugene's oh-so-progressive "homeless camping" program means they're everywhere. However, should bobo decide to vacation here she won't lack for a parking space she can call home.

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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2011, 12:20:14 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on May 23, 2011, 11:32:07 AM
You forgot one. Who was in Vietnam.
Fighting alongside Ol' Horseface.
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2011, 01:48:04 PM »
I'm going to apologize first and say I have not read this whole thread yet, nor the DUmp thread.

I keep reading stuff about bi-racial couples not being welcomed places.  Did I go back in time?  Does America (or the south, I suppose) hate bi-racial couples?  I highly doubt it.  Maybe old timers look down upon it, but they are just as ignorant as the DUmp monkies who are worried about this......

What the hell?
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2011, 02:07:19 PM »
Never take advice from some DUmmie whose career goals are listed as handouts and freebies  in their resume.
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2011, 02:30:06 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 23, 2011, 01:48:04 PM
I'm going to apologize first and say I have not read this whole thread yet, nor the DUmp thread.

I keep reading stuff about bi-racial couples not being welcomed places.  Did I go back in time?  Does America (or the south, I suppose) hate bi-racial couples?  I highly doubt it.  Maybe old timers look down upon it, but they are just as ignorant as the DUmp monkies who are worried about this......

What the hell?

I want to know why it is ok that the Poet, Common, can say that interracial dating is wrong and is not considered a racist, yet if a white person had the nerve to suggest that, they would be called a Grand Wizard of the KKK. Like most people I don't care in the least about interracial dating, marriage and so forth I just see a double standard, the same exact view held by one black man is fine, but if a cracker has the same view it is bad.

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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2011, 02:33:07 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 23, 2011, 01:48:04 PM
I'm going to apologize first and say I have not read this whole thread yet, nor the DUmp thread.

I keep reading stuff about bi-racial couples not being welcomed places.  Did I go back in time?  Does America (or the south, I suppose) hate bi-racial couples?  I highly doubt it.  Maybe old timers look down upon it, but they are just as ignorant as the DUmp monkies who are worried about this......

What the hell?

White conservatives in the south are more tolerant of blacks that liberals in the north.
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2011, 02:34:32 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on May 23, 2011, 02:30:06 PM
I want to know why it is ok that the Poet, Common, can say that interracial dating is wrong and is not considered a racist, yet if a white person had the nerve to suggest that, they would be called a Grand Wizard of the KKK. Like most people I don't care in the least about interracial dating, marriage and so forth I just see a double standard, the same exact view held by one black man is fine, but if a cracker has the same view it is bad.



A lot of black women are against interracial dating too.  They don't like the fact that black guys go after white women.
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2011, 07:05:12 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on May 23, 2011, 02:33:07 PM
White conservatives in the south are more tolerant of blacks that liberals in the north.

You said a mouthful there.

White Northern liberals are exceedingly intolerant of blacks who do not toe the party line.
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Re: Unemployed Morphine-Addled Pothead Asks Vacation Advice
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2011, 07:07:52 AM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on May 23, 2011, 07:05:12 PM
You said a mouthful there.

White Northern liberals are exceedingly intolerant of blacks who do not toe the party line.

And you said a mouthful yourself.  When are they going to cross the line with that shit, that will make the country completely reject it wholesale? 
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