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Title: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: BadCat on August 04, 2008, 08:25:18 PM
How the mighty have fallen.
Today's run of DUmpDiver shows a precipitous decrease in the number of traitorous bastards posting at DU.
4755 traitorous bastards spewed hate for America and all things American in the past week.  This is DOWN from 5380 treasonous cocksuckers who posted there the week of 5/31/2008 - a decrease of 625 idiots.  Must be all the Hildebeast supporter have been run off in favour of those supporting the black socialist/communist named Hussien Obama.

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c371/BadBadderBaddest/DDSummary20080804.jpg)

For the first time recorded, Latest Breaking News was the most active forum.  On 5/31, there were 145,603 despicable posts, compared to 115,816 this week, a decrease of 29,787 posts.

Individual idiots show dumb c*nt babbleonsister in the "No life lead" with 757 posts, and franks lady friend, sexlesspat at number 3 with 560.  Disgusting asswipe IanDB comes in a disgusting fifth place with 542.

Our favourite DUmmy...Name Removed drops WAY back to 18th with 352 occurences of Free Speech at $kinners cash cow.

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c371/BadBadderBaddest/DDDummySummary20080804.jpg)
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Lord Undies on August 04, 2008, 08:33:29 PM
Glad you updated us.  I look forward to each and ever report.

Our favorite poster dropped in placement in correlation to the drop in Hillbots.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: jinxmchue on August 04, 2008, 08:52:43 PM
How weird that I was just wondering about this today.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Uhhuh35 on August 04, 2008, 09:12:56 PM
I love the way BC describes the DU "treasonous bastards" and "sexless posters"!
Too funny! :rotf:
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: ReardenSteel on August 04, 2008, 09:36:02 PM
bump
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Airwolf on August 04, 2008, 10:25:18 PM
What no TiT sightings?
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Chris_ on August 05, 2008, 03:58:32 AM
Whatever happened to southpawpicker? He used to top the list constantly. Did he do something outrageous like get a job?
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 05, 2008, 04:31:19 AM
Whatever happened to southpawpicker? He used to top the list constantly. Did he do something outrageous like get a job?

Maybe he did something less outrageous . . . such as get sent to prison.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: franksolich on August 05, 2008, 05:48:27 AM
Whatever happened to southpawpicker? He used to top the list constantly. Did he do something outrageous like get a job?

Uh, he did, or does, have a job.

One of those governmental social services jobs or something.

I'm sure however he posted on his own time.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Zeus on August 05, 2008, 06:06:17 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNBNqUdqm1E[/youtube]
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Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Tucker on August 05, 2008, 07:04:03 AM
Thanks BC. Always look forward to the report.

In looking it over, I noticed the Joanne98 made the list. I must have missed 99% of her posts. No Proud2Blib either. Doesn't she usually place somewhere on the list?

What's going on over there?
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: franksolich on August 05, 2008, 07:16:04 AM
Thanks BC. Always look forward to the report.

In looking it over, I noticed the Joanne98 made the list. I must have missed 99% of her posts. No Proud2Blib either. Doesn't she usually place somewhere on the list?

What's going on over there?

The "Proud2Blib" primitive, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, has been vacationing in the upper peninsula of Michigan for a while.  I have no idea how she can afford a vacation in this George Bush economy, the worst economy since the evolution of geese, but there you have it.

Once in a while, I thought about running a feature, much like the "local happenings" columns that used to be run in small-town newspapers, a list of one-sentence comments about what's going on; who went where, who visited whom, who did what.

Something along the lines of ".....the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher ("Proud2BLib") is vacationing in northern Michigan this week with her 28-year-old son.....the Skins family welcomed Skins III in late July, explaining the absence of my fellow alum.....the BiBoobs primitive ("BiCentennialBaby") is visiting her parents.....the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive ("Redstone") is in Vermont and New Hampshire this week, and off the internet.....Pedro Picasso ("Atman") had a stormy weekend at his summer home, northern Connecticut being deluged with rain.....the subway cat {"undergroundpanther") went in yesterday for her quarterly psychiatric check-up and readjustment of her medications....."

That sort of thing.

But then I figured, nah, it would take too much time, keeping track of all the primitives.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Tucker on August 05, 2008, 07:23:31 AM
Thanks. I look forward to P2BL's 1st hand report of the recent shooting in the northern region of Michigan upon her return. Among her many faults, being a gun grabber tops the list.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Splashdown on August 05, 2008, 07:28:08 AM
Another interesting tidbit...most of the top 40 posters are lounge lizards.
They're akin to Captain Morgan's Mistress over at TOS, post 99.9999% of the time in the lounge and never really say a thing.

I noticed that. I don't recognize a bunch of those names.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: bijou on August 05, 2008, 10:16:11 AM
Quite a few of the usuals are missing, time to check out Democratic Warrior to see where they have gone.  Joanne98 seems to stay in the 9/11 forum these days.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Lauri on August 05, 2008, 10:26:21 AM
Thanks BC. Always look forward to the report.

In looking it over, I noticed the Joanne98 made the list. I must have missed 99% of her posts. No Proud2Blib either. Doesn't she usually place somewhere on the list?

What's going on over there?

The "Proud2Blib" primitive, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, has been vacationing in the upper peninsula of Michigan for a while.  I have no idea how she can afford a vacation in this George Bush economy, the worst economy since the evolution of geese, but there you have it.

Once in a while, I thought about running a feature, much like the "local happenings" columns that used to be run in small-town newspapers, a list of one-sentence comments about what's going on; who went where, who visited whom, who did what.

Something along the lines of ".....the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher ("Proud2BLib") is vacationing in northern Michigan this week with her 28-year-old son.....the Skins family welcomed Skins III in late July, explaining the absence of my fellow alum.....the BiBoobs primitive ("BiCentennialBaby") is visiting her parents.....the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive ("Redstone") is in Vermont and New Hampshire this week, and off the internet.....Pedro Picasso ("Atman") had a stormy weekend at his summer home, northern Connecticut being deluged with rain.....the subway cat {"undergroundpanther") went in yesterday for her quarterly psychiatric check-up and readjustment of her medications....."

That sort of thing.

But then I figured, nah, it would take too much time, keeping track of all the primitives.

but think of how much entertainment that would bring us! :-)
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Tucker on August 05, 2008, 10:50:07 AM
Quite a few of the usuals are missing, time to check out Democratic Warrior to see where they have gone.  Joanne98 seems to stay in the 9/11 forum these days.

That's why I missed her posts. I don't go there. Those people make a moonbat look sane. :lmao:
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: bijou on August 05, 2008, 10:53:48 AM
Quite a few of the usuals are missing, time to check out Democratic Warrior to see where they have gone.  Joanne98 seems to stay in the 9/11 forum these days.

That's why I missed her posts. I don't go there. Those people make a moonbat look sane. :lmao:
You'll be sorry you took that attitude when you wake up and find you've been brainwashed by chemtrails.  :-)
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Candy Girl on August 17, 2008, 10:20:32 PM
Looks like they have effectively gotten rid of quite a few long time posters lately. The usual suspects posting less than normal -- it's gotta be something in the Kool Aid.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Chris on August 17, 2008, 10:27:30 PM
I've noticed that.  It's all new names... much less interesting than the old batch of psychos and nutcases from a few years ago that we all know and love.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: delilahmused on August 18, 2008, 02:36:46 AM
While the top 10 fluctuates many of the most vile ones remain. Skinner has to have some kind of agreement with the DNC because one would expect this kind of stupid and anger, exhibited hourly, would heat up the planet so that it was actually 20 degrees hotter than when Skins enticed his very first DUmmie to join the freak show.

Cindie
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: miskie on August 18, 2008, 06:57:41 AM
How the mighty have fallen.
Today's run of DUmpDiver shows a precipitous decrease in the number of traitorous bastards posting at DU.
4755 traitorous bastards spewed hate for America and all things American in the past week.  This is DOWN from 5380 treasonous cocksuckers who posted there the week of 5/31/2008 - a decrease of 625 idiots.  Must be all the Hildebeast supporter have been run off in favour of those supporting the black socialist/communist named Hussien Obama.

Damn - thats an 12% drop if my math is right.

I guess the Obamatons dream of everyone holding hands and singing Kumbaya never happened. 
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 18, 2008, 07:15:20 AM
Speaking of chemtrails, my car just started leaving one. I'm trying to decide whether to go larger or smaller with my carbon footprint. Thinking about following Al Gores example.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Tucker on August 18, 2008, 07:41:16 AM
I've noticed that.  It's all new names... much less interesting than the old batch of psychos and nutcases from a few years ago that we all know and love.

I miss StellaBlue.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: jukin on August 18, 2008, 12:05:34 PM
How the mighty have fallen.
Today's run of DUmpDiver shows a precipitous decrease in the number of traitorous bastards posting at DU.
4755 traitorous bastards spewed hate for America and all things American in the past week.  This is DOWN from 5380 treasonous cocksuckers who posted there the week of 5/31/2008 - a decrease of 625 idiots.  Must be all the Hildebeast supporter have been run off in favour of those supporting the black socialist/communist named Hussien Obama.

Damn - thats an 12% drop if my math is right.

I guess the Obamatons dream of everyone holding hands and singing Kumbaya never happened. 

12% and those are just the ones that were purged in an ultra-communist site. It's got to be much worse in the real world. It is going to be a hilarious night on November fourth at the DUmp.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: ScubaGuy on August 18, 2008, 12:08:56 PM
I've noticed that.  It's all new names... much less interesting than the old batch of psychos and nutcases from a few years ago that we all know and love.

I miss StellaBlue.

She's back but I don't remember what her new name is.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Tucker on August 18, 2008, 03:11:22 PM
I've noticed that.  It's all new names... much less interesting than the old batch of psychos and nutcases from a few years ago that we all know and love.

I miss StellaBlue.

She's back but I don't remember what her new name is.


Search your brain. I gotsta know. :hyper: Is she in Europe mooching off of people or does she ***cough-cough*** have a job?
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: franksolich on August 18, 2008, 03:21:19 PM
Search your brain. I gotsta know. :hyper: Is she in Europe mooching off of people or does she ***cough-cough*** have a job?

Her new primitive name is "LucyParsons."

She apparently has one of those state jobs in Austin, Texas, now.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Tucker on August 18, 2008, 04:20:16 PM
Search your brain. I gotsta know. :hyper: Is she in Europe mooching off of people or does she ***cough-cough*** have a job?

Her new primitive name is "LucyParsons."

She apparently has one of those state jobs in Austin, Texas, now.

Thanks. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: franksolich on August 18, 2008, 04:22:54 PM
Well, Tucker, if I were a taxpayer down in Texas, I'd be kind of nervous about having StellaBlue on the payroll.

However, on the other hand, unlike other governmental employees on Skins's island, she doesn't appear to use a whole lot of work time posting.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Tucker on August 18, 2008, 04:31:43 PM
Well, Tucker, if I were a taxpayer down in Texas, I'd be kind of nervous about having StellaBlue on the payroll.

However, on the other hand, unlike other governmental employees on Skins's island, she doesn't appear to use a whole lot of work time posting.

She should have all kinds of time. I mean. isn't she over qualified for anything short of rocket science? She should be able to perform any Gov't service position in only one hour per day. :whatever:
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: DixieBelle on August 18, 2008, 05:36:08 PM
She's a govt employee. Not a govt worker. One does the actual "work" while the other one soaks up oxygen and tax dollars.
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: lizard on August 18, 2008, 07:17:46 PM
Stella Blue posts at the DUmp under the ID Shortnfiery now. 
Title: Re: BIG DIVE AT THE DUMP! DumpDiver Results 08/04/2008
Post by: Tucker on August 18, 2008, 07:56:58 PM
Stella Blue posts at the DUmp under the ID Shortnfiery now. 

She get TSed again?