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Offline ReardenSteel

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Obama's Island (funny)
« on: September 18, 2008, 07:42:20 PM »


Obama's Isle
By Comrade Tovarich

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a frightful trip
That started from Chicago's port
The One a political blip.

The Dean was a mighty doctor man,
Billary brave and sure.
Our candidates set sail that day
For a four year rule, a four year rule.

Party unity started getting rough,
Race and sex lines were crossed,
If not for the backing of the biased press,
The Party could be lost, the Party could be lost.

The winner came down to Hope and Change, an inexperienced profile
That's Obama
Joe Biden, too,
The "First Black Pres" and his wife,
The movie stars
Rev' 'Em Wright and Ayers, man,
Here on "Obama's Isle."

So this is the tale of today's Dems,
They were a cinch back before Palin's time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's now a real climb.

Obama and stale Biden, too,
Will do their very best,
To make voters uncomfortable.
Topics: despair and hopelessness.

No phone, no lights, no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
For everyone but Al Gore,
Thank Bush's non-Green economy.

So join us here each week, comrades.
You're sure to get a smile,
From truths, justice, and throw-aways (under buses),
Here on "Obama's Isle."

From the great folks at The People's Cube! (worthy of a weekly visit at least)  :-)
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=2339
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

Offline Chris_

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Re: Obama's Island (funny)
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2008, 07:47:06 PM »
Pretty damn good (LOL)
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline Hawkgirl

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Re: Obama's Island (funny)
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2008, 07:55:43 PM »
Barack does resemble Gilligan in that pic...lol

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Re: Obama's Island (funny)
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2008, 08:05:26 PM »
Little buddy and the skipper.  :rotf:
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.â€

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Re: Obama's Island (funny)
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2008, 11:58:47 PM »
Oh, hey... That's by the "Communists for Kerry" folks.  Hilarious stuff last time around.

Those who see their lives as spoiled and wasted crave equality and fraternity more than they do freedom. If they clamor for freedom, it is but freedom to establish equality and uniformity. The passion for equality is partly a passion for anonymity: to be one thread of the many which make up a tunic; one thread not distinguishable from the others. No one can then point us out, measure us against others and expose our inferiority.
-Eric Hoffer, "The True Believer", 1951