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White House report signals openness to manipulating sunlight to prevent climate change

'Solar Radiation Modification offers the possibility of cooling the planet significantly on a timescale of a few years,' the report claims

A research document published on the White House's website reveals the Biden administration is open to studying how to block sunlight to save the earth from climate change.

The congressionally mandated report released by the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy on Friday shows that the team has been researching "geoengineering" methods to keep the sun rays from accelerating global warming.

As the University of Oxford notes in its entry on the subject, "geoengineering" is "the deliberate large-scale intervention in the Earth’s natural systems to counteract climate change."

According to the report, titled "Congressionally-Mandated Report on Solar Radiation Modification," the types of geoengineering methods the Biden administration is looking into are "stratospheric aerosol injection (SAI) and marine cloud brightening." Additionally, the paper mentions there is research in "cirrus cloud thinning."

The introduction to the report indicated that research into "space-based approaches" has not been occurring, as "geoengineering" is easier to implement.

The document read, "The focus on atmospheric approaches also follows from their greater near-term feasibility relative to spacebased approaches."

https://www.foxnews.com/media/white-house-report-signals-openness-manipulating-sunlight-prevent-climate-change


As for Mr. Burns, he once suggested this:

https://youtu.be/L3LbxDZRgA4
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Re: Captain Poopy Pants channels Mr. Burns: Blocking out the sun
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2023, 01:21:49 PM »
He will buy several million reflective umbrellas that everyone will have to carry when they are outside.
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Re: Captain Poopy Pants channels Mr. Burns: Blocking out the sun
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2023, 02:07:47 PM »
He will buy several million reflective umbrellas that everyone will have to carry when they are outside.

I never wore a mask outside during the Attack of the Wuhan "Death" :lmao: Cooties, and I grew up in the Pacific North-wet where only tourists carry umbrellas. You can bet there's no way in hell Joe The Fraud will compel me to carry a reflective bumbershoot every where I go.

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Re: Captain Poopy Pants channels Mr. Burns: Blocking out the sun
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2023, 02:45:42 PM »
I doubt they understand what they're messing with.

If they were to block out a large percentage of solar radiation (light) for a few years, we'd enter another ice age.
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Re: Captain Poopy Pants channels Mr. Burns: Blocking out the sun
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2023, 04:51:13 PM »
In reality the senile old fool doesn’t have a clue to what he’s saying  :thatsright:
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Re: Captain Poopy Pants channels Mr. Burns: Blocking out the sun
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2023, 06:01:13 PM »
Q: Why does Biden want to blot out the sun?

A: Because democracy dies in darkness.