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Offline Zathras

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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2014, 12:36:02 AM »
One less DUmbass committing Grand Theft Oxygen can only be a good thing.

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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2014, 12:50:56 AM »
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I always kind of considered her one of the faceless lumpenunterprimitiven

Re Alien Girl, agree.

While it's a source of entertainment and satisfaction whenever any DUmp democrat slithers off to Hell, it's far more enjoyable to read about the demise of DUmmies like Colin or Wileynumbers (who was killed by the CalPig's selfishness).

It's fine that Alien Girl is dead, and her death makes the world a tiny bit better place, but her passing is of no more significance than that of an armadillo unsuccessfully trying to cross a highway.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2014, 12:55:42 AM »
More on DUmmy Alien Girl.

Check out the DUmp's outpouring of grief.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9842938
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2014, 01:30:43 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 09, 2014, 08:08:09 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018551379

Oh my.

One notices the CalPig primitive, who just loves the green commode primitive, hasn't said a word.

She's still recovering from her Adams apple shaving procedure.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2014, 01:34:23 AM »
Any word from the dead Pool as to how it happened?
Overdose?
Death at keyboard?
Beaten by angry bar patrons?
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2014, 06:27:55 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 09, 2014, 09:13:18 PM
Damn man; I was just getting ready to post that!

Great/sick minds, and all that... :cheers1:

It helps not being a nice person...  :-)
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2014, 06:59:05 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 10, 2014, 01:34:23 AM
Beaten by angry bar patrons?

Billy the Pitt died too?
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2014, 07:31:28 AM »
He was a very odd duck.  The thing I remember about him is he'd always do this in his posts:

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Hell of a legacy. 
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2014, 07:45:33 AM »
I'd wager a couple of bucks that ol' MFM is getting reamed by Satan's middle finger right about now. :o :fuelfire:
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2014, 08:33:23 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 09, 2014, 09:34:00 PM
I think it would be only fitting for my fellow alum Skins to shut down Skins's island for 24 hours, so as to honor the memory of this member.

Skimmer tombstoned The mother ****ing moron (MFM) a few years back. The DUmmies in the lounge begged and pleaded to skimmer to let him back in. Skimmer relented and let him back. He's beyond begging and pleading now.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2014, 08:38:00 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 10, 2014, 08:33:23 AM
Skimmer tombstoned The mother ****ing moron (MFM) a few years back. The DUmmies in the lounge begged and pleaded to skimmer to let him back in. Skimmer relented and let him back. He's beyond begging and pleading now.

But not beyond voting "D."

As for Aliengrl, I break the DUmmies down into three groups:  The faceless mass of nonworker bees including count-building moles, those in the middle, and then those who truly stand out for volume, vitriol, or "Quality" of their stupidity who make up the Primitives of Prominence.  I look at her as one of those in the middle...at least when her name came up, it rang a bell and a certain persona construct or visualization would come to mind.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2014, 08:47:52 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 10, 2014, 08:38:00 AM
But not beyond voting "D."

I can guarantee that if it were closer to the election, some DUmmy would fill out his absentee ballot after he died and submit it.

That's the number one source of voter fraud.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2014, 09:48:20 AM »
Not to mention social security fraud. 
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #38 on: January 10, 2014, 11:11:06 AM »
Dead pool is off to a good start!  2014 is going to be my year I can feeeeeel it.  :hyper:

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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #39 on: January 10, 2014, 11:16:56 AM »

     MFM was a scumbag. Good riddance.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2014, 12:51:32 PM »
I always hated scrolling through all the garbage he posted in the lounge while I was fishing for threads to row over.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #41 on: January 10, 2014, 01:04:36 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 10, 2014, 08:33:23 AM
Skimmer tombstoned The mother ****ing moron (MFM) a few years back. The DUmmies in the lounge begged and pleaded to skimmer to let him back in. Skimmer relented and let him back. He's beyond begging and pleading now.

I remember that, but I don't remember what for...
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2014, 01:07:46 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 09, 2014, 08:13:12 PM
From another thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024307749

Who's this "Andy" whereof the cousin speaks?

Andy Griffin?  Andy Jackson?  
Could be Kingfisher's buddy from the "Amos and Andy" show.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #43 on: January 10, 2014, 03:17:36 PM »
And today the world is a slightly better place.
Rot in hell DUmmie.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #44 on: January 10, 2014, 09:12:42 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 09, 2014, 09:00:31 PM
Khephra
the late red round one
MiddleFinger
Chief S itting Bull
Wiley50, due to the neglect of the CalPig primitive
grouchy old Don
ThomWV
TroubleInWinter

As soon as there's about twenty names, I'll put up something in the DUmping Ground, which most lurking primitives don't seem to be aware exists, even though it's a public forum.  Tastefully done, of course.

A serious question:

Do you think the Las Vegas Leviathan's leg could be inducted into this list, or is membership restricted only to whole dead primitives?  Here is my case for inclusion: 

Primitives tend to die prematurely due to actions and choices they've made through their life.  Had any of these primitive's bodies belonged to someone responsible, their body would still be living, breathing, eating, and otherwise alive. 

LVL's leg was removed due to poor choices and actions he has made in life.  Had the aforementioned leg been connected to the body of a decent and civilized person, it would still be running, jumping, frolicking, and otherwise alive.         
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #45 on: January 10, 2014, 11:46:09 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 10, 2014, 09:12:42 PM

I had to go back and read that post; I hadn't previously noticed he'd had a leg amputated.

<<<sometimes skips over things when reading.

No, the leg can't be included; only entities with an Immortal Soul should be included, which I guess means the whole primitive, not just part of the primitive.

I shuddered when I read about that, them taking off one of his legs.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #46 on: January 11, 2014, 05:36:19 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 10, 2014, 09:12:42 PM
A serious question:

Do you think the Las Vegas Leviathan's leg could be inducted into this list, or is membership restricted only to whole dead primitives?  Here is my case for inclusion: 

Primitives tend to die prematurely due to actions and choices they've made through their life.  Had any of these primitive's bodies belonged to someone responsible, their body would still be living, breathing, eating, and otherwise alive. 

LVL's leg was removed due to poor choices and actions he has made in life.  Had the aforementioned leg been connected to the body of a decent and civilized person, it would still be running, jumping, frolicking, and otherwise alive.         

I don't think that's a good idea. The list would quickly become a disgusting abattoir of DUmmy bits and pieces.

Subway Cat's breasts
CalPig's Adam's apple
Wee Willie Pitt's liver
Clumps of gNads' hair
Stinky the Dude's testicles
The last 18 inches of Pam Dawson's colon
Amber's teeth, rotted out of her head from meth, $5 blowjobs, and convenient store sammiches
Three of Knightraven's fingers (coming soon)

and maybe, someday... LocoPuff's umbilical cord.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #47 on: January 11, 2014, 05:45:36 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 11, 2014, 05:36:19 AM
I don't think that's a good idea. The list would quickly become a disgusting abattoir of DUmmy bits and pieces.

Subway Cat's breasts
CalPig's Adam's apple
Wee Willie Pitt's liver
Clumps of gNads' hair
Stinky the Dude's testicles
The last 18 inches of Pam Dawson's colon
Amber's teeth, rotted out of her head from meth, $5 blowjobs, and convenient store sammiches
Three of Knightraven's fingers (coming soon)

and maybe, someday... LocoPuff's umbilical cord.

How could you forget Dainbramages brain?
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #48 on: January 11, 2014, 05:54:46 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 11, 2014, 05:45:36 AM
How could you forget Dainbramages brain?

Sin of omission! Mea culpa.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2014, 06:59:22 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 11, 2014, 05:54:46 AM
Sin of omission! Mea culpa.
That's alright.  Here, have another  :cheersmate:
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