The government turned on HARRP and all the birdies died.
There were about two million fish that were dead in Massachusetts today too. The experts said it was more than likely a cause of cold water.
Must be that GlowBall warmin' Super Duper Scientist, AlGore tells us about!
Oh, wait, you said "cold" water dincha?
Ah well, ALGore could be wrong, huh? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww! Say it ain't so!