Outsourced to Dallas.....that was pretty funny right there, I LOL'd. We've seen this loser before, just recently. A complete freeloader; his fiancee carries all the weight. He used to publish something, then the market for the subject matter tanked, so he gave up. Sponges off of girlfriend. As a result, they are perpetually destitute. Who would say "yes" to a proposal from a creep like that?