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If her husband was gay the DUmp would be idolizing her for being so open and tolerant and pro-gay.

She'd be a hero.

Frankly, after reading her posts lo these many months I was shocked when I heard they were married.

Oh yeah, he asked her to marry her.  I think if you dig around, she posted pics of the wedding.  I believe it was at her conservative in-law's home.   :-)
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Oh yeah, he asked her to marry her.  I think if you dig around, she posted pics of the wedding.  I believe it was at her conservative in-law's home.   :-)
I thought she asked him.
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Maybe it's changed in the last few years, but Reader's Digest used to have a conservative lean to it.  They had lots of stories about faith.

The 6-8 book series of Fox Fire.-------That would tell her her man is ready to head to the outback and how to survive as was done 100 years ago. 

Readers Digest that I have not read in 20 years was one hell of a magazine to read on a summer night.  Very Conservative in the 1950-60 that to this day stays in the back of the mind and only pops out when in to days world close to the same thing is going on.

Some of the science articles way back then are now today being brought forth as new discovery's or theory's. 

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Oh for crap sakes! Avoid the political bullshit and Mother Earth News has a lot of practical homesteading information. But just in case her husband is looking over her shoulder, the conservative answer to Mother Earth News: Backwoods Home.

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My parents have every issue of Mother Earth News ever published.  I'd say it measures out to at least 10 feet long on the bookshelf. 

The further you go back on the Mother Earth issues, the better they were, the 1970's articles being my favorite.  I've learned a lot of self sufficiency tips from those. 

The newest issues are the ones I wouldn't mind throwing away.

I think I've got them hooked on Backwoods Home, though.  It reminds me a lot of the earlier Mother Earth stuff, with the B.S. removed.

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I always thought it was NewsWeak.

Both Readers Digest and Newsweek are news to me.

I thought it was TV Guide, that's why i canceled my subscription...
15 years ago!
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Maybe it's changed in the last few years, but Reader's Digest used to have a conservative lean to it.  They had lots of stories about faith.

Yeah, the Digest has changed.  When our subscription was up I let it go.  It has gone WAY left in my very humble opinion.  I've been waiting for them to call or send a survey about why we cancelled but it has been over a year so I guess they didn't care to know.

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Yeah, the Digest has changed.  When our subscription was up I let it go.  It has gone WAY left in my very humble opinion.  I've been waiting for them to call or send a survey about why we cancelled but it has been over a year so I guess they didn't care to know.

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That explains that, then. It was 4 or 5 years ago when I quit subscribing.

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Not even half bong material.

1.  Putting away socks?  Not on your life.


2.  Hubby wears socks?  Not on your life.


3.  Hubby is conservative?  Not on your life.


4.  Mother Earth News?  I might buy High Times or Mother Jones.


What might have actually happened:


1.  Found gay porn with sticky socks.

2.  Found Furrie magazine with sticky socks.

3.  Found Bestiality magazines with sticky socks. 

4.  All of the above.
That was epic. H5! :cheersmate:

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I want magazines that teach you how to mount guns on cars.

Add hot chicks to guns mounted on cars, and you have Dillon Precision's Blue Press catalog.

So Nuclear Unicorn married that conservative dude she was dating? That was fast.

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Add hot chicks to guns mounted on cars, and you have Dillon Precision's Blue Press catalog.

So Nuclear Unicorn married that conservative dude she was dating? That was fast.

You mean the one she broke up with for being too conservative?  Yeah, within a month or so after that, he swept her off her feet by taking her shooting at the range with his family, and they have tied the knot. 
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

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You mean the one she broke up with for being too conservative?  Yeah, within a month or so after that, he swept her off her feet by taking her shooting at the range with his family, and they have tied the knot. 

Aww... To quote my favorite vampiress Pam: "If I had any emotions, I'd be shedding a tear right now."

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Hmmm...

...I wonder how long this guy will last:

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90. This post is a perfect example of why we should NOT demonize the other side.
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I think I've got them hooked on Backwoods Home, though.  It reminds me a lot of the earlier Mother Earth stuff, with the B.S. removed.

Yeah, I bought my sis and her husband a gift sub to it last year to wean them from their unfortunate hippy influences, they like it alot.

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