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Offline Chris_

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So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« on: October 01, 2010, 04:47:18 PM »
The "I got hit by a brick" thread.

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WilliamPitt  Donating Member  (1000+ posts      Wed Nov-03-04 02:33 AM
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So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick   
   
Yep. Just got back from the Kerry rally in Copley. Spent nearly eight hours standing in the cold rain and waind waiting for the word...and then the word came, and didn't come, and is hovering like doom...

So I am walking in the back door of my apartment building, and I hear someone behind me. I turn, and this douchebag threw a brick at my head. It mostly hit my shoulder, but bashed into my jaw. Pretty clearly a mugging attempt; the person who did it was young. Nothing is broken, I don't think. I can still work my jaw, and my shoulder is moving OK, and no teeth are loose. I have a big scratch on my face, and everything hurts like hell.

So, the moral of the story: No matter how bad you feel, no matter how crappy was your night, nobody threw a brick at your head.

Think I'm gonna call the cops.
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WilliamPitt  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)        Wed Nov-03-04 02:46 AM
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37. I chased the ****er off   
   
He thought he put me down. I had a can of Chef Boy-ar-Dee in my hand, and chased him down the street.
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Re: So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2010, 05:11:59 PM »
Chef Boy-ar-Dee....eating high on the hog, aren't we.
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Re: So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2010, 06:07:51 PM »
Chef Boy-ar-Dee, Americas Right Arm.

Nope just doesn't sound right to me.... :rotf:
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Re: So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2010, 06:57:09 PM »
That was the day after election day 2004.

If I were the Bostonian Drunkard, I'd probably be on the alert for more cans, or bricks, or whatever it was, the day after this election.....and stand right in front of it.

It's the Bostonian Drunkard's "I wannabe a victim" mentality.

Greasy odiferous slimy slob, the Bostonian Drunkard.
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Re: So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2010, 07:15:57 PM »
The maiming of Pittstain...

Boys, it doesn't get any better than this!  :hi5: (queue flying Old Milwaukee cans)
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Re: So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2010, 07:38:28 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on October 01, 2010, 04:47:18 PM
The "I got hit by a brick" thread.
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jdlh8894 (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-29-10 12:55 PM
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7. Guess you have never been hit by a brick.
 Or had someone attack your home and/or family members that are there?


at the dump.  Sadly there was no apperance of Wee Willie Pittstain on this thread to testify about bricks. :-)

That was a classic Pitt thread, thanks Chris. 
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Re: So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2010, 07:54:25 PM »
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37. I chased the ****er off   
   
He thought he put me down. I had a can of Chef Boy-ar-Dee in my hand, and chased him down the street.

HA HA!!! I love these DUmmies. You gotta give'em credit for being creative, huh?! lol How dare he attack you after you just took some hits from the bong and just wanted some Chef Boy-ar-Dee?!!?
Seems like armpitt =  :bouncingidiot: :bouncy:
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Re: So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2010, 07:59:05 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 01, 2010, 06:57:09 PM
That was the day after election day 2004.

If I were the Bostonian Drunkard, I'd probably be on the alert for more cans, or bricks, or whatever it was, the day after this election.....and stand right in front of it.

It's the Bostonian Drunkard's "I wannabe a victim" mentality.

Greasy odiferous slimy slob, the Bostonian Drunkard.

If I were Pitt, I would be more concerned about my rectal aperture, because I suspect an offer to shove a certain prediction up his ass may be acted upon.
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Re: So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2010, 11:01:31 AM »
When Chef Boy-ar-Dee is outlawed, only criminals will have Chef Boy-ar-Dee.
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Re: So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2010, 11:30:19 AM »
They can pry my Chef-boy AR dee from my cold dead hands.  :lmao:
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Re: So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2010, 12:27:38 AM »
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So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
Actually this is a metaphor - the stunning 'brick-in-the-face' the left suffered when President Bush cleaned sKerry's colck, well...left a mark...
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Re: So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2010, 12:31:09 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 01, 2010, 05:11:59 PM
Chef Boy-ar-Dee....eating high on the hog, aren't we.
I used to love Beef-A-Roni....until I started finding waaaaay to much vein, arteries, and pig hoof-nails in the mix. Very apropos food for liberals though...
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Re: So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2010, 07:26:41 PM »
Oh yeah I remember this.  :lmao:
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Re: So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2010, 02:12:08 PM »
Naa, Wee Willie is Thick as a Brick.
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Re: So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2010, 06:21:23 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 11, 2010, 02:12:08 PM
Naa, Wee Willie is Thick as a Brick.

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Re: So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2010, 03:38:55 PM »
I missed this.

He chased him off with a can of Chef Boy-R-Dee?   :lmao:  I read it and laughed out loud. 
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