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Offline AprilRazz

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Re: OK, my neighbor won't recycle. What to do?
« Reply #50 on: August 25, 2010, 09:39:24 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 24, 2010, 05:13:30 PM
Recycling dept., "Hello, neighborhood recycling department. How can we help you?" 

CTyankee's neighbor, "Uh....uh....do you pick up bad meat or should I just throw it in with the ...uh...uh...kitchen waste?"

Recycling dept., "Well, I don't know. How much spoiled meat do you have?"

CTyankee's neighbor, "Well, I don't know yet....HEY SARAH. HOW MUCH DOES THAT BITCH UP THE STREET WIEGH?.....uh....I'm gonna have around 250 pounds."

Recycling dept., "Sir. Is this a dead animal we're talking about? Because if it is and it's on the street you need to call the Department of Transportation?"

CTyankee's neighbor, "OH she's in the street alright....she's always in the street...peeking in windows....looking in trashcans....checking driveways."

Recycling dept., "Sir is this a person we're talking about?"
 
CTyankee's neighbor, "Well...uh...yeah...if you want to call a hairy ape that walks upright a person...then I guess she's a person."

Recycling dept., "Sir, if there is a dead person on your street then you need to call the police right away."

CTyankee's neighbor, "why?"

Recycling dept., "Because there has been a murder on your street."

CTyankee's neighbor, "Well not yet there ain't."

Recycling dept., "Let me get this straight. You want us to pick up some spoiled meat....and then you say there's a dead person in the street...but now she isn't dead yet. Is that correct?"
 
CTyankee's neighbor, "Yep."

Recycling dept., "Sir, you do realize that you've just suggested that you are about to committ murder don't you?"

CTyankee's neighbor, "Yep."

Recycling dept., "Sir you do realize I have now got to call the police don't you?"

CTyankee's neighbor, "Yep."

Recycling dept., "Sir would you please give me your address are at least the name of the person you are about to murder?"

CTyankee's neighbor, "The aggravating bitches name is CTyankee."

Recycling dept., "Is this the woman we here at the department of sanitation know as the  "TRASH NAZI"?"

CTyankee's neighbor, "Yep. That would be her."

Recycling dept., "Sir. Please hang up the phone and just get-R-done. Place the ...uh ...spoiled meat on the curb and I will personally come bye after work and pick up the ...uh....spoiled meat....and sir....thank you for calling and please remember to always shoot, shovel call us and shut up."





:rotf: :rotf: BRAVO Sir! BRAVO :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: OK, my neighbor won't recycle. What to do?
« Reply #51 on: August 25, 2010, 11:36:51 AM »
GIT-R-DONE!!!!!
HA HA! :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Re: OK, my neighbor won't recycle. What to do?
« Reply #52 on: August 25, 2010, 05:21:56 PM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on August 23, 2010, 11:47:13 PM
How about you just STFU and mind your own business.

My suggestion exactly.
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Re: OK, my neighbor won't recycle. What to do?
« Reply #53 on: August 26, 2010, 10:49:38 AM »
Quote from: crockspot on August 25, 2010, 05:21:56 PM
My suggestion exactly.


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Re: OK, my neighbor won't recycle. What to do?
« Reply #54 on: August 26, 2010, 05:17:44 PM »
Every now and then, a crazy thread like this one will pull me back in over there. I just had to post. It probably got lost in the other million posts there, but really, mind your own damned business. And if it were my garbage she was nosing about, she'd regret being so damned nosy.
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Re: OK, my neighbor won't recycle. What to do?
« Reply #55 on: August 27, 2010, 09:19:28 AM »
Quote from: soleil on August 26, 2010, 05:17:44 PM
Every now and then, a crazy thread like this one will pull me back in over there. I just had to post. It probably got lost in the other million posts there, but really, mind your own damned business. And if it were my garbage she was nosing about, she'd regret being so damned nosy.



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Re: OK, my neighbor won't recycle. What to do?
« Reply #56 on: August 27, 2010, 12:54:32 PM »
Yeah, especially since Soleil has a baby.  CTYankee would get exactly what she deserved. 
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Re: OK, my neighbor won't recycle. What to do?
« Reply #57 on: August 27, 2010, 01:29:41 PM »
Quote from: Karin on August 27, 2010, 12:54:32 PM
Yeah, especially since Soleil has a baby.  CTYankee would get exactly what she deserved. 

You're not sayin' those little angels "stink to high heaven" are ya?

I consider it hazardous waste!!!!!!!!! It should be shipped to the salt mines in Utah! Recycled? Not in my lifetime!
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Re: OK, my neighbor won't recycle. What to do?
« Reply #58 on: August 27, 2010, 03:14:34 PM »
Quote from: Karin on August 27, 2010, 12:54:32 PM
Yeah, especially since Soleil has a baby.  CTYankee would get exactly what she deserved. 

Hahahahaha! I could set her up a really nice garbage to dig through!! It is called the diaper genie!! ;)
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Re: OK, my neighbor won't recycle. What to do?
« Reply #59 on: August 27, 2010, 08:26:15 PM »
Quote from: soleil on August 27, 2010, 03:14:34 PM
Hahahahaha! I could set her up a really nice garbage to dig through!! It is called the diaper genie!! ;)

That would teach'em!! :-)
Actually, maybe not. those libs/progressives have no common sense. :bird:
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Re: OK, my neighbor won't recycle. What to do?
« Reply #60 on: August 28, 2010, 05:39:15 AM »
Quote from: soleil on August 27, 2010, 03:14:34 PM
Hahahahaha! I could set her up a really nice garbage to dig through!! It is called the diaper genie!! ;)

I have a whole bunch of experience with that thing.  :puke:
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