The wife just left for work at the giant, thankless, evil, cooperate office. The grass needs cutting and I have no gas. The lawnmower only has 3 wheels but I can borrow a wheel from the neighbor to get the grass cut, if only I had some gas money. The carburator leaks gas but $5 worth would probably get the job done. She would be so happy to come home from a long, hard day at the evil, corrupt, thankless, coorperate office and be able to see the house from the road. SSDI and slave wage coorperate offices just doesn't afford one a living wage any more.
Screw it...I just can't write 'em like TSS....let me get out of here and cut the grass while I still have a lawnmower before our hard working undocumented workers from way, way, way down south steal it too.