***LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR 2009***
****LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR 2009****
*****LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR 2009*****
It should be no secret that a primitive worthy of the
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD is a primitve who over the years has done yeoman duty in exposing, advertently or inadvertently, all that is stupid and ridiculous about Skins's island and the primitives.
This particular primitive was thrown off Skins's island on December 31, 2008, the last day of last year, although one wonders if his strident anti-Semitism was the
real excuse for the expulsion; I may be expressing a minority opinion, but I rather more suspect that my fellow alum Skins just got tired of him.
This particular primitive alleged himself to be the second-most decorated sailor in the history of the U.S. Navy, flying U.S. Air Force airplanes all over southeastern Asia, and training U.S. Army Green Berets for jungle warfare.
One was surprised he never claimed to be an astronaut, although perhaps he did, and we missed it.
Okay, okay, everybody knows who the winner is now, the lying tits primitive, the now-mausoleumed
TomInTib primitive, who did much to sully and stain the reputation and goodwill of Skins's island.
The lying tits primitive incidentally is, or was, a best buddy of Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive; the two of them ostensibly hitch-hiked around the American southwest during the late 1960s and early 1970s, which is probably where Chief S itting Bull picked up the romantic fantasic fantasy that he's of Native American derivation.
(One is compelled to use "is, or was," because the lying tits primitive in 2008 ventured east to Massachusetts to visit his best buddy, and as the mission was to borrow money from Chief S itting Bull, perhaps they aren't best buds any more.)
But whether or not the lying tits primitive and Chief S itting Bull ever ran into Doug's stupid ex-wife, who might, or might not, have been one of Charles Manson's "girls" out in that commune on the California desert, has not been recorded.
My own first acquaintance with the lying tits primitive was a comment the lying tits primitive made in passing some years ago, about how he lived in one of the most affluent areas of California--and a liberal area at that--after which the lying tits primitive waxed on and on about the virtues of High Society, denigrating the value and worth of the
hoi polloi.
That was a really odd position for a primitive on Skins's island to take, I thought; after all, Democrats, liberals, and primitives are supposed to take the side of the underdog, the lower classes, the ordinary people, against this other side being for the elites and the rich folks.
But I immediately dismissed it; if Skins's island is known for anything, it's known for the envy of the primitives towards the uppers and the affluents, and the primitives' utter disregard and disdain for the little people, born and soon-to-be-born.
Just the usual primitive attitude, this hypocritical snobbery.
(Actually, one is surprised--or perhaps not--at how many primitives do
not stem from the laboring classes, the working stiffs, the poor; and that a good number of them are actually wealthy, usually spoiled middle-aged trust-fund kiddies. No need to list them here; they're identified on many threads here in the DUmpster.)
Of course, the lying tits primitive never made any secret of his cavorting around with the upper crust:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19266.0.htmlOr his connections with affluent neighborhoods:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,17930.0.htmlOr his affluent (ex-) in-laws:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,11891.0.htmlOr his musical talents and connections:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,7191.0.htmlOf course, the lying tits primitive almost pre-dates the Pilgrims.....in Texas:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,4569.0/Some of the lying tits primitive's war stories:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,9752.0.htmlThe lying tits primitive's fondness for fine footwear:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,11894.0.htmlThe lying tits primitive as a hawker of gift-shoppe items at trade shows and conventions:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,11667.0/The lying tits primitive comforts the afflicted:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,12125.0/The lying tits primitive trashes a radio personality popular with the primitives:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,13321.0/The lying tits primitive as a drug addict:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19816.0/The lying tits primitive manages to not lie about something:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,12961.0/The lying tits primitive expresses doubts about Benito Bo:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,12566.0/Okay now, the DUmpster's full of all sorts of lying tits primitive's crap, this is barely a single bucket of the stuff.
Penultimately, some examples of the lying tits primitive's miscellaneous lies:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,9753.0.htmlhttp://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8207.0/And finally, the lying tits primitive is thrown off Skins's island:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19919.0.htmlWhat an ass.
The lying tits primitive will turn 60 years old in this coming year, and has a bug-eye.
