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https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-vows-next-hurricane-to-hit-us-will-be-named-after-a-woman-of-color

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Hurricane Ian made landfall in Florida, Biden held a press conference to criticize the hurricane naming system and vow that the next major storm will be named after a woman of color.

"Seriously! Irma? Michael? Andrew? Ian? What's with all these white names, folks?" said Biden to several of his dead acquaintances who he saw sitting in the audience. "Why can't we have a Rosa Parks hurricane? Or maybe an Oprah? For real! It's not a joke! Come on, man!"

Sharing because it's another example of satire not being far enough away from reality.  I had to follow the link to confirm it wasn't an actual announcement. 
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Re: Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2022, 01:04:05 PM »
PINO-babble.
If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

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Re: Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2022, 01:18:23 PM »
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-vows-next-hurricane-to-hit-us-will-be-named-after-a-woman-of-color

Sharing because it's another example of satire not being far enough away from reality.  I had to follow the link to confirm it wasn't an actual announcement.

That's what makes the Bee so valuable -- the stuff they come with is absolutely believable.  :rotf:

Well, maybe not so much on this one. SharterJoe can't even string together a coherent sentence, much less pimp for a Hurricane Oprah.
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Re: Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2022, 01:37:29 PM »
That's what makes the Bee so valuable -- the stuff they come with is absolutely believable.  :rotf:

Well, maybe not so much on this one. SharterJoe can't even string together a coherent sentence, much less pimp for a Hurricane Oprah.
I think the next one is a 'J' so it might be Hurricane Jaquandra.
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Re: Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2022, 02:45:22 PM »
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Re: Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2022, 03:21:36 PM »
People may not remember, but Sheila Jackson Lee actually said this several years ago. Look it up.

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Re: Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2022, 04:07:29 PM »
People may not remember, but Sheila Jackson Lee actually said this several years ago. Look it up.

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Interesting. Snopes says it's true, but truthorfiction.com says it's false.

It's a story interesting enough for someone to have put together this parody song.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6To86_plhWw
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Re: Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2022, 07:57:21 PM »
Interesting. Snopes says it's true, but truthorfiction.com says it's false.

It's a story interesting enough for someone to have put together this parody song.

 :rotf:   :lmao:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6To86_plhWw


LOL!

I know the story is true because I watched her say it on the news. I’m sure there are clips out there.

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Re: Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2022, 02:04:15 PM »
He can call it Yo mama  :)
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Re: Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2022, 03:49:39 PM »
He can call it Yo mama  :)

Yeah? Well, yo mama's so Category 5...

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Re: Biden Vows Next Hurricane To Hit US Will Be Named After A Woman Of Color
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2022, 10:52:34 PM »
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