Do they have one for antifa and BLM????
Here we go:
Let's start with BLM:
They show up whenever a police officer stops a violent black criminal in any way other than a verbal warning, and proceed to use them as excuses to start violent, bloody riots. They can often be seen "Honoring the memory" of victims of police brutality by looting plasma TVs and Blu- Ray players from stores which they will then sell on the streets for dope- money, setting random buildings on fire, vandalizing/ destroying statues of historical figures whose names they don't even know, and finding lone white people that they can gang up on >5 to 1 and beat to death.
They howl "BLACK LIVES MATTER" right before hitting someone or throwing a Molotov. They can usually be seen wearing attire promoting either BLM or the superhero Black Panther (Shirts with either a raised black fist, a picture of Black Panther, or the phrase "Wakanda Forever" on them are particularly popular among them). The few that actually think through their cause rather than just using it as an excuse to get violent tend to spout a philosophy that combines militant black nationalism (Complete with the view that all whites everywhere on Earth are pure- evil, racist monsters who all deserve to be severely punished if not killed for the fact that slavery happened 200 years ago) with elements of Communist dogma. Expressing any disagreement with any element of what they do or believe will make them instinctively call you a "Racist" or "White supremacist" and physically attack you.
Next comes Antifa:
They are MUCH easier to identify, as they are just the most recent incarnation of the "Black Bloc" Anarchist douchebags that have been a standard presence at ultra- liberal protests for decades, almost always being the first to get violent. So, their distinguishing characteristics are the same that they've always been.
They are lily- white trust- fund brats generally between the ages of 15 and 25 who wear scrubby and mostly- black clothing from Goodwill purely as a "Statement," hate their rich suburbanite parents even while continuing to take money from them, and rant about "Corporate greed" while tweeting on their current- model Iphones.
They latch onto any liberal protest movement that they can use as an excuse/ justification to spread violence and chaos, as part of their larger goal of dismantling American society. Fortunately, they lack the brains, charisma and work ethic to accomplish this goal or do anything more ambitious than starting the occasional riot.
An easy way to identify them is through the fact that they tend to smell like Woodstock port- a- potties stuffed full of roadkill and left out in the desert, due to their deeply- held belief that deodorant use, regular bathing, and all other forms of personal hygiene are for "Nazis" (I'm not kidding about this, I've checked out some of their propaganda websites for laughs).
Another trait about them is, even before the advent of COVID masks, they tended to cover their faces with stupid bandanas that make them look like lobotomized Wild West bank robbers. They wear these bandanas for three reasons: To make it harder for cops to identify and arrest them when they get violent, to lessen the risk of their rich parents recognizing them in news footage of the riots and cutting off their trust funds (Nothing scares a "Black bloc" Anarchist worse than the prospect of having to get a job and work for a living), and to conceal the fact that they tend to have horribly rotted teeth due to a combination of meth- mouth and their aforementioned aversion to personal hygiene. An alternative option for face- coverings that they will occasionally use are Guy Fawkes masks from the film 'V for Vendetta,' which is mandatory viewing for them (Nothing says "Fight the system, oppose capitalism" quite like wearing plastic, mass- produced masks made in a factory in China by workers operating under sweatshop conditions and distributed as merchandise for a big- budget Hollywood movie).
They spend much of their waking time strung out on crack, crystal meth, and other drugs, hence their love of mindless violence and destruction. Express any disagreement with them on their views or practices, and they will call you a "Nazi" and physically attack you.
If I can think of anything else about either group, I'll list it.