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Offline CC27

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I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers
« on: September 02, 2021, 09:26:33 AM »
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I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers

 
As well as every Walmart employee, coat hanger manufacturers, supply chains that provide materials for coat hangers, truck drivers that deliver coat hangers, gas stations that sell gas to truck drivers, my neighbor that does not properly dispose of their coat hangers, and could therefore be used in an abortion, trash collectors and refuge companies that don't properly melt down coat hangers, thus rendering them incapable of being used in an abortion, stores that don't ask "hey, what are you buying these coat hangers for"?

I think I will sue any coat hanger company that doesn't provide specific language that their product cannot be used for abortion. Ah hell, I will just sue them anyway, because if they fail to show up in court, I'm rich.

So just think for a moment. Could you imagine the Supreme Court allowing such a law to take effect if it were guns we were talking about.

All I can say is; "thank god our courts haven't been politicized!

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This is so fun how this is getting under their skin.
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Re: I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2021, 10:15:29 AM »
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I think I'll sue every.....

you do that and let us know how it works out for you
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Re: I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2021, 10:17:14 AM »
Please! :rotf: Try it! :rotf: Get the assistance of laserhaas! :rotf:
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Re: I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2021, 11:12:09 AM »
If a woman in Texas has an abortion against the the wishes of the father, will the potential former father be able to sue the doctor under this new law?
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Re: I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2021, 11:12:24 AM »
Have you noticed they're called "coat hangers" and not "do it yourself abortion kits"?

Go drink bleach and sue Clorox for selling you a beverage.
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Re: I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2021, 11:21:59 AM »
Stoooooooooopid question ... does Walmart or Target or etc. sell wire coat hangers anymore?

 :rotf: Gotcha FAIL!
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Re: I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2021, 11:31:46 AM »
Are DUmmies now going to boycott dry cleaners and clothing retailers in protest of the Texas law?
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Re: I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2021, 11:35:56 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on September 02, 2021, 11:21:59 AM
Stoooooooooopid question ... does Walmart or Target or etc. sell wire coat hangers anymore?

 :rotf: Gotcha FAIL!

Yes. Yes they do sell them. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mainstays-Drip-Dry-Plastic-Coated-White-Wire-Hangers-10-Count/16349539
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Re: I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2021, 11:38:42 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 02, 2021, 11:12:09 AM
If a woman in Texas has an abortion against the the wishes of the father, will the potential former father be able to sue the doctor under this new law?

THAT is a GREAT question!  This might accidentally start something as radical as paternal rights!
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Re: I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2021, 11:50:00 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on September 02, 2021, 09:26:33 AM
This is so fun how this is getting under their skin.

You know it's a good law when the the DUmbasses show their impotent rage about it.
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Re: I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2021, 12:12:09 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on September 02, 2021, 11:21:59 AM
Stoooooooooopid question ... does Walmart or Target or etc. sell wire coat hangers anymore?

 :rotf: Gotcha FAIL!

Believe it or not, they do: https://www.walmart.com/search/?query=wire%20coat%20hangers

But have you ever seen those? They are .08" (about 2 mm) - pretty thick.
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Re: I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2021, 04:44:30 PM »
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I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers...

Good luck with that, DUmbshit.

Even filing lawsuits requires MONEY, ****wit. Something that requires WORK, because last I checked, most district court clerk's offices don't accept EBT cards as a valid form of payment.

What strikes me as even funnier than a bevy of district court judges throwing your lawsuits out as the worthless, frivolous fish wrappers they are though, would be if the judges allowed your cases to proceed and Wally World's high priced legal team systematically beat your sorry ass, and demanded legal fees and compensatory damages from your sorry, broke ass for wasting their time...

Do it, dip shit. I triple-dog dare you...

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Re: I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2021, 04:57:23 PM »
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23. You know what, maxrandb? I'll join you in that lawsuit.

In fact, let's get thousands and thousands of others to join us in a class action suit!
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27. I'm in!
Looks like 2 more suckers are ready to ante up. I know Texin talked about thousands but it'll probably be just you three stooges. Maybe you should hire Dewey, Cheatam & Howe as your lawyers for this.  :rotf:
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Re: I think I'll sue every Walmart in Texas that sells coat hangers
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2021, 05:13:14 PM »
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23. You know what, maxrandb? I'll join you in that lawsuit.

In fact, let's get thousands and thousands of others to join us in a class action suit!

What standing do you have?

What is the harm you have suffered? Hint: It can't be abstract.
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