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Smile for the day ...
« on: August 01, 2021, 12:15:19 PM »
From a BB poster ... Was just a joke, but I got a kick out of it.

Nancy Pelosi said if she was married to Donald Trump she’d poison his coffee.

Donald Trump said if he was married to her he’d drink it!


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Re: Smile for the day ...
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2021, 12:21:54 PM »
From a BB poster ... Was just a joke, but I got a kick out of it.

Nancy Pelosi said if she was married to Donald Trump she’d poison his coffee.

Donald Trump said if he was married to her he’d drink it!


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Re: Smile for the day ...
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2021, 08:34:32 AM »
From a BB poster ... Was just a joke, but I got a kick out of it.

Nancy Pelosi said if she was married to Donald Trump she’d poison his coffee.

Donald Trump said if he was married to her he’d drink it!


Update of a Winston Churchill/Nancy Astor story, that appears to be a joke from the early 1900's.  https://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/08/27/drink-it/

Annoying internet keeps rewriting history.  Still a great joke.
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Re: Smile for the day ...
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2021, 10:21:44 AM »
Update of a Winston Churchill/Nancy Astor story, that appears to be a joke from the early 1900's.  https://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/08/27/drink-it/

Annoying internet keeps rewriting history.  Still a great joke.

Very interesting.  Thanks enslaved1 ...

For both the info & the site! 

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Re: Smile for the day ...
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2021, 11:20:54 AM »
Smile of the day for Thursday August 5th. ...  from BB comments.

"A police officer pulled this guy over and asked for ID.

His reply?

I don't have any, I'm on my way to vote."






 
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Re: Smile for the day ...
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2021, 11:24:20 AM »
Ol' Winnie is a favorite of mine:

According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

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Re: Smile for the day ...
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2021, 11:27:06 AM »
Ol' Winnie is a favorite of mine:



Ha! Ha!  :clap:
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