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Current Events => The DUmpster => The DUmping Ground => Topic started by: ChuckJ on October 17, 2011, 08:35:45 PM

Title: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: ChuckJ on October 17, 2011, 08:35:45 PM
The DUmmies lie more often than most people. They even lie when a lie is not needed. Why is this?
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: franksolich on October 17, 2011, 08:43:35 PM
This is one of the main characteristics of the primitives, as we all know.

They can't help themselves; they were born to lie, much in the same sense everybody else was born to breathe, to eat, to get warm, to have sex, whatnot else.

Now, all people lie; I've told a few stretchers myself.  It's because we're human, and fallible.

But generally decent and civilized people lie so as to avoid an uncomfortable situation, or to extricate themselves from an uncomfortable situation; we tend not to lie about perfectly harmless and innocuous things where telling the truth does us no harm.

The primitives on the other hand will lie even if telling the truth is easier and with no bad consequences.

Lying is just as much a part of them as their eyes or their fingertips; it comes with the primitive.
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: thundley4 on October 17, 2011, 08:47:30 PM
DUmmies lie.  It's just a fact of nature.
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: Delmar on October 17, 2011, 08:59:38 PM
Because their actual sad, useless existence is too depressing to admit to.
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: Carl on October 17, 2011, 09:04:27 PM
Mental illness.

They crave recognition and admiration yet they yearn for a system that rewards failure.
Their lives are useless and empty and without the system to reward them just for being as they think should be they have to create falsehoods so fellow travelers will give them what they desire.
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: Freeper on October 17, 2011, 09:07:06 PM
Well if you had to defend the crap they believe in, you would have to constantly lie as well.  :-)
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: miskie on October 17, 2011, 09:11:52 PM
I vote no moral compass -

They lie about pretty much everything, even things they don't need to lie about.
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: BattleHymn on October 17, 2011, 09:22:07 PM
All of the drugs they took flipped their "daily hygiene and generally clean appearance" switch to "lie and make shit up all the time".
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: Doubleplusungood on October 17, 2011, 09:47:19 PM
The DUmmies lie more often than most people. They even lie when a lie is not needed. Why is this?

To consciously choose the leftwing as your side you have to be a pathological liar. Throw in habitual hypocrisy, narcissism, and cowardice as well. Wrap that all up in a sociopath, and you have the complete profile of the leftist mind.
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 18, 2011, 04:49:18 AM
I voted "All of the above."  It was the only answer that included one of the actual causes, and "Teh JOOOOSSSS!" :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: whiffleball on October 18, 2011, 06:27:23 AM
Well if you had to defend the crap they believe in, you would have to constantly lie as well.  :-)

LOL!  Love it!
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: Traveshamockery on October 18, 2011, 07:21:35 AM
Stinky is NOT going to like this thread. 

 :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: Aristotelian on October 18, 2011, 08:13:03 AM
I'm not entirely sure whether they actually know that they're sperading falsehoods - the basic categories of true and false seem to be utterly merged in their minds.

That they have no moral compass, and thus no problem with lying, is self-evident...but I think that the problem goes further and they cannot even grasp the concept.
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: ChuckJ on October 18, 2011, 08:26:17 AM
I'm not entirely sure whether they actually know that they're sperading falsehoods - the basic categories of true and false seem to be utterly merged in their minds.

That they have no moral compass, and thus no problem with lying, is self-evident...but I think that the problem goes further and they cannot even grasp the concept.

I think that would fall into the category of mental illness. I think some of them lie simply because they enjoy it which would probably fall into the mental illness category also.
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 18, 2011, 09:42:45 AM
I had to go with All.  As soon as I saw the question, I could think of examples of each reason given.
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 18, 2011, 09:44:56 AM
If they confronted the truth that they were responsible for their own happiness they would then be confronted with the reasons they are NOT happy. Moreover, they need lies to make the other guy the reason for their failures.

By this time they are so laden with the weight of their lies they need the peer group of other liars to support that weight. It then becomes a maelstrom of "Let me tell you how smart I am when I totally pwned that guy when I hijacked the grocery store PA system to make the crowd applaud my current set of leftist talking points about why I'm a total failure."

And drugs only exacerbate the mania.
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 18, 2011, 10:46:22 AM
Stinky is NOT going to like this thread. 

 :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

Aw, the poor DUDE. :tongue:
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: USA4ME on October 18, 2011, 01:35:10 PM
Why do DUmmies lie so often?  Because when you dwell in your own echo chamber where those who would argue otherwise are TS'd, there's no one left to challenge you.  So why not lie; there's no consequences for doing so.

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Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: Erasmus on October 18, 2011, 01:36:45 PM
I voted no moral compass.  For example, most of them KNOW that hardly any true racists would support Cain with all the other white choices available, but they slander away like it's going out of style regardless.
Title: Re: Why do DUmmies lie?
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 18, 2011, 09:15:56 PM
There is something about this I either read or saw on TV lately, danged if I can remember it.

On edit: In a sense it isn't like they are lying. They certainly aren't aware they are lying for the most part. There is something about hoaxers and DUmmies that are the same, whether it is UFO hoaxers or the AGW(TM) hoax or Sybil, which I heard Rush talking about Monday, or DUmmies spinning bouncies.

I guess Mental Illness is the best description, but it is a kind of indoctrinated mental illness. There is no independent thinking or analysis of what the DUmmies have been told.

If they succeeded with some sort of Socialist Revolution and the inevitable killing fields/famine started up, they would still be blaming something other than their deadly ideology. Like if it happened today, six months from now, they would be blaming Bush and Palin and Wall Street, even though there is nothing rational in doing so.

Most of them have been purposely damaged and they've never been in any kind of situation where they were in trouble and only their rational mind and reliance on discerning reality could shock them out of it.