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Title: "Gosh, we're really sorry we had to peek at your panties and handle your brassie
Post by: CactusCarlos on February 02, 2008, 04:56:53 PM
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"Gosh, we're really sorry we had to peek at your panties and handle your brassiere"
Posted by Husb2Sparkly on Sat Feb-02-08 02:11 PM

Sparkly had to travel this week. Through a third tier city airport. Apart from HORRIBLE treatment by Airtran, she had her bag searched - for 'your safety' of course. They left this little mash note in her bag.

We can NOT afford any more intrusions on our right to privacy. This whole Homeland Security thing is so much BULLSHIT window dressing. Next time I travel, I'm leaving used toilet paper in there for them to fondle.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/MMPics/Sorrywesniffedyourcrotch.jpg)

Did they find your balls in Sparkly's luggage?  :lmao:
Title: Re: "Gosh, we're really sorry we had to peek at your panties and handle your bra
Post by: Dixie*Darling on February 02, 2008, 06:15:30 PM
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Next time I travel, I'm leaving used toilet paper in there for them to fondle.

Just what I would expect to find in the luggage of a useless turd like you.   :bird:
Title: Re: "Gosh, we're really sorry we had to peek at your panties and handle your brassie
Post by: Lord Undies on February 02, 2008, 06:26:24 PM

Did they find your balls in Sparkly's luggage?  :lmao:

I'm more curious about the note they left him about his panties and bras.
Title: Re: "Gosh, we're really sorry we had to peek at your panties and handle your brassie
Post by: FlaGator on February 02, 2008, 06:40:50 PM
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Next time I travel, I'm leaving used toilet paper in there for them to fondle.

And you can explain this form of protest to the arresting officers while they transport you to jail for violating the transportation of hazardous substances law.
Title: Re: "Gosh, we're really sorry we had to peek at your panties and handle your bra
Post by: Uhhuh35 on February 02, 2008, 07:32:40 PM
"I don't like President Bush looking through my bag so I'll take a shit it!"

LOL! You can't make this stuff up!  :rotf:
Title: Re: "Gosh, we're really sorry we had to peek at your panties and handle your brassie
Post by: DixieBelle on February 02, 2008, 07:50:51 PM
This idjit would be the first in line to complain if they didn't search bags and someone got a prohibited item on board and caused problems.

Ugh.
Title: Re: "Gosh, we're really sorry we had to peek at your panties and handle your brassie
Post by: Chris_ on February 02, 2008, 08:19:05 PM
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sat Feb-02-08 02:45 PM
Response to Original message
14. We used to travel with a HUGE...
 dildo resting top-dead-center in the suitcase.

Never got a note again.

But I got rid of my girlfriend and started traveling alone.

Left the dildo with her. 

I believe you, Tom. (http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/wink.gif)

Is there a medical diagnosis for being a compulsive, habitual liar?
Title: Re: "Gosh, we're really sorry we had to peek at your panties and handle your brassie
Post by: Chris_ on February 02, 2008, 08:21:52 PM
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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)       Sat Feb-02-08 04:19 PM
Response to Reply #25
27. I often say "**** you" at inappropriate times .....
 .... and fail to say it at appropriate times.

Translation:  I'm just a noisy internet blowhard.  Please ignore me.
Title: Re: "Gosh, we're really sorry we had to peek at your panties and handle your brassie
Post by: dandi on February 02, 2008, 08:29:21 PM
The airport security thing could be solved through the sensible expedient of profiling like Israel does. But no, Libtards would be screaming their heads off in an orgy of political correctness over that, so we're stuck with looking for bombs instead of bombers. You reap what you sow, DUmbasses.
Title: Re: "Gosh, we're really sorry we had to peek at your panties and handle your bra
Post by: Rebel on February 03, 2008, 12:42:46 AM
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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)       Sat Feb-02-08 04:19 PM
Response to Reply #25
27. I often say "**** you" at inappropriate times .....
 .... and fail to say it at appropriate times.

Translation:  I'm just a noisy internet blowhard.  Please ignore me.

I got a "I'm a badass on the innernets, but I'm a ***** in real life" out of that.
Title: Re: "Gosh, we're really sorry we had to peek at your panties and handle your brassie
Post by: mamacags on February 03, 2008, 06:51:50 AM
If they knew what kind of treasonous DUmbass owned that luggage there would be no reason for her to be at the airport to start with.  The no fly list people need to just go ahead and start putting DUmmies on there for safety.
Title: Re: "Gosh, we're really sorry we had to peek at your panties and handle your bra
Post by: miskie on February 03, 2008, 07:09:00 AM
This idjit would be the first in line to complain if they didn't search bags and someone got a prohibited item on board and caused problems.

Ugh.

exactly my first thought.
Title: Re: "Gosh, we're really sorry we had to peek at your panties and handle your brassie
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 03, 2008, 08:46:11 AM
Sounds like he's jealous that someone from McNeil Security is closer to getting action with Sparkly than he is.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: "Gosh, we're really sorry we had to peek at your panties and handle your brassie
Post by: CactusCarlos on February 07, 2008, 10:07:45 PM
Sounds like he's jealous that someone from McNeil Security is closer to getting action with Sparkly than he is.

 :rotf:

 :lmao: