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RandomKoolzip(1000+ posts)Mon May-02-05 11:47 PMOriginal messageSo my boss was racially profiled last night.... My boss is an American Indian. Last night, he was walking home and happened, for some unknown reason, to zigzag while walking on the sidewalk to his apartment, and a cop jumped out of the bushes and stopped him from entering, then proceeded to browbeat him for twenty minutes for no ******* reason....I guess his pretense was that his irregular walking pattern made the cop think he might be a drunken burglar.The weirdest thing about this story is that my boss, a couple years ago, was running down the street to return a video to Blockbuster on time (and he's an athletic guy, too, who enjoys running.)A cop stopped him and questioned him for over an hour and was prepared to arrest him on suspicion of burglary...or for just having dark skin.The kicker? It was the same cop, both times.I am not making this shit up."You know something people? I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white." -Frank Zappa
RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-03-05 03:36 PMResponse to Original message16. This is for the assholes at CU: Yes, honestly, there was cop hiding in the bushes outside my boss's apartment. Cops do this shit. Just cuz you're white and have never experienced it doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Yes, I've read my share of somewhat bizarre "encounter with a freeper" stories that I don't always believe, but this actually happened.Yes, this actually happened.Do I need to say it again?Yes, I am a liberal, so everything that I say is in doubt, unlike your leaders who never lie, exaggerate, or just make shit up.But this story is true.Yes, you are all dickless ****wads with far too much time on your hands and, in all likelihood, excessive body odor. And you probably have "backne," too.Yes, you must go **** yourselves now.PS:And.Your.Ideology.Is.Shit.
mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-03-05 03:49 PMResponse to Reply #1618. was there a CU post about this? inquiring minds want to know...
RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-03-05 04:00 PMResponse to Reply #1819. Yes...they seized on the phrase "And a cop jumped out of the bushes" in my OP as a talisman to ward away credibilty.I admit, "jumping out of the bushes" sounds a bit melodramatic, but there was a ****ing police officer, hiding in the bushes outside my boss's apartment. I asked him about it again today, because of the ****nobs over at CU raised such a stink about it, and he told me, that, yes, the guy was hiding behind a bush, as if he had been stalking him.So, to the good folks at CU, whoops, sorry, poor word choice. Ya got me. I should have said, "And.The.Cop.Jumped.Up From.BEHIND.The.Bushes."Oh my god, I am SO SORRY!How much you wanna bet the racial make-up of CU is 100% white as the driven snow, BTW?
xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-03-05 05:21 PMResponse to Reply #1626. Yours is not the only story over there. I see that a poster by the name of Ralph Wiggum is passing around a pm that someone sent him about our recent tombstone.I guess that you should just feel privileged.http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread...(I wanted to find your story and found that we are on the front page-again!)
RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-03-05 04:27 PMResponse to Reply #2122. No not yet. I'm sure the assbabies over at CU do, though. Man, what bunch of bent pricks.
cassandra uprising (1000+ posts) Tue May-03-05 04:54 PMResponse to Reply #2223. Well, to toss in a trite platitude Mockery is a form of flattery. They must think you're hot shit over there on CU. Or they are feeling especially uncreative and unable to generate their own lies and bullshit. Really, it's a compliment.
So, to the good folks at CU, whoops, sorry, poor word choice. Ya got me. I should have said, "And.The.Cop.Jumped.Up From.BEHIND.The.Bushes."
they seized on the phrase "And a cop jumped out of the bushes" in my OP as a talisman to ward away credibilty
They must think you're hot shit
So where do the terms "bouncy" and "green highlighter" come from??
The highlighter comes from TiT's famous encounter with the guy from Carlyle Group. "Bouncy" comes from DUmmy Bouncy Balls, the godmother of all bouncy liars, and the namesake of the genre. Bouncy Balls made countless classic posts to establish the genre, which are sadly lost in the mists of time. If anyone has an original bouncy, it would be great to see.
Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-22-05 09:56 PMOriginal messageWHOA! Fundy boss of Mr. Bouncy agrees with us and disagrees with bush! What, are pigs flying around???Mr. Bouncy came home from work and told me his FUNDIE, bush-lovin' boss TOTALLY disagrees on the Schiavo issue. He thinks her tube should remain out and the government should have never gotten involved beyond the courts that have decided it.He told him he knows some of the churches involved with the protests in Florida (he's a HUGE Baptist) and he's "embarrassed by their behavior." He furthermore said "This is the first thing I have ever disagreed with bush about."Dear Lord, I nearly fell over.This guy maxed out on his contributions to bush's campaign AND helped to raise thousands more dollars. He went to DC to see the coronation. He has a FRAMED, autographed picture of Chimpy McCokeSpoon over his desk, for crying out loud.Wow. Just....wow.
Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Thu Mar-03-05 08:05 PMOriginal messageI have to tell you this funny story (it's short!) Edited on Thu Mar-03-05 08:05 PM by Bouncy BallOne time, when I was teaching evening school (a punishment for the kids), a female coach came striding in and went right up to the female assistant principal standing next to me.She had a piece of paper in her hand and said "I found this taped to the gym door."It read, in a teenager's handwriting: "For free BJs, call xxx-xxx-xxxx" (there was a phone number there).The coach looked seriously at the assistant principal and said, "WHAT did I TELL you about giving those out for FREE?"The kids were supposed to be totally silent, doing work. I CHOKED.The assistant principal had to run out of the room because her laughter was about to explode out of her. The coach just walked right back out, never cracked a smile.I love working with people like that. They just make things so fun.
Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-14-04 10:33 AMOriginal messageMy brother in law is in an unarmored Humvee in Iraq He got there about a month ago and we've been worried sick. He's my husband's brother and they are like best friends. Always have been. My husband is walking around in a daze. He's a veteran, too, but out now.He emailed to say he is near Mosul and no one has armored vehicles. He is NG, used to be active duty Army, but now NG.He has a wife, four year old daughter and two year old daughter. He's 40 years old.My husband told me last night if anything happens to him, he'll never forgive bush and his filthy warmongering lies.I've never seen my husband like this. I don't know why I posted this, I just needed to talk about this as it's weighing on us heavily. The lack of armor on the vehicle scares me--he apparently rides through some really bad areas all over that part of Iraq and is scheduled to go near Fallujah next week.:-(
Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Sat Feb-26-05 08:33 PMOriginal messageOne day my coworker and I decided to communicate only through meows. As in "meow meow meow meow" all day long, using inflection and pointing to get our message across.It lasted less than five minutes. Apparently we don't know Catese.But the good news is, we really annoyed our repukey coworkers. They were ready to throw themselves off a bridge.Anyone else ever tried that? Did it work?
Wasn't she a school teacher, too?
W.O.W.So that's TiT...what a goof. I'm gonna save the rest for tomorrow, this is some quality reading for sure.
I always liked the one where he took credit for writing those songs and got called out right on DU by the original artists record company!