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Offline Chris_

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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #75 on: November 08, 2012, 09:54:24 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on November 08, 2012, 09:53:20 PM
Whats the point of a short thick dick, if it has  no lenngth?
The depth of the average cervix is five inches. :-)
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #76 on: November 08, 2012, 10:08:55 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on November 08, 2012, 09:44:03 PM
well I hope he has a long hose!!!

You're just gonna have to take care of that part yourself. Go down to the fire station, bat your eyes, and ask, "Do any of you nice men have enough hose to do the job?"

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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #77 on: November 08, 2012, 10:15:56 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on November 08, 2012, 10:08:55 PM
You're just gonna have to take care of that part yourself. Go down to the fire station, bat your eyes, and ask, "Do any of you nice men have enough hose to do the job?"


I will take the guy in front, cus the one in back is a woman...
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #78 on: November 08, 2012, 10:18:05 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on November 08, 2012, 10:15:56 PM
I will take the guy in front, cus the one in back is a woman...

She's just holding his hose for him.  :-)
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #79 on: November 08, 2012, 10:56:33 PM »

This is a fireman!!
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #80 on: November 08, 2012, 11:20:47 PM »
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #81 on: November 08, 2012, 11:22:41 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on November 08, 2012, 10:56:33 PM

This is a fireman!!

I said, you were going to have to find them yourself!  :-)
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #82 on: November 08, 2012, 11:25:41 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on November 08, 2012, 03:11:50 PM
HOLY MOTHER FLETCHER!! This chili is hot!!!(spicey) . I can feel the hair follicles forming!!  I :bow: to your awesome cookiness!! :yum:

I use anywhere from 1/2 cup of chili powder to a cup of  chili powder, depending on the size of the pot I'm fixin'. That doesn't count the cayenne & red peppers I add to it. If I'm making it for me or any other Texan, I don't use beans. If Yankees are present, I'll throw in some beans just to appease their  tastelessness. They don't know any different, anyways. Bless their little hearts.......
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #83 on: November 09, 2012, 10:09:38 AM »
Quote from: Thor on November 08, 2012, 11:25:41 PM
I use anywhere from 1/2 cup of chili powder to a cup of  chili powder, depending on the size of the pot I'm fixin'. That doesn't count the cayenne & red peppers I add to it. If I'm making it for me or any other Texan, I don't use beans. If Yankees are present, I'll throw in some beans just to appease their  tastelessness. They don't know any different, anyways. Bless their little hearts.......

Uh...Thor?

I'm a Yankee, but I've gone on record more than once in saying NO BEANS IN CHILI. So when you've got me over for supper, don't do the bean thing. This Yankee don't play that shit.  :coffee:

Careful where you're channeling your loathing of Yankees.  :nunchuck:
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #84 on: November 09, 2012, 02:18:10 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 09, 2012, 10:09:38 AM
Uh...Thor?

I'm a Yankee, but I've gone on record more than once in saying NO BEANS IN CHILI. So when you've got me over for supper, don't do the bean thing. This Yankee don't play that shit.  :coffee:

Careful where you're channeling your loathing of Yankees.  :nunchuck:

 :exactly:

I'd be having a little pile of beans next to my bowl if you put beans in the chili.

Or dumping them into YOUR bowl, Darling Thor.   :tongue:
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #85 on: November 10, 2012, 04:02:28 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 09, 2012, 10:09:38 AM
Uh...Thor?

I'm a Yankee, but I've gone on record more than once in saying NO BEANS IN CHILI. So when you've got me over for supper, don't do the bean thing. This Yankee don't play that shit.  :coffee:

Careful where you're channeling your loathing of Yankees.  :nunchuck:

Quote from: debk on November 09, 2012, 02:18:10 PM
:exactly:

I'd be having a little pile of beans next to my bowl if you put beans in the chili.

Or dumping them into YOUR bowl, Darling Thor.   :tongue:

There ARE always exceptions to the rule.......  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #86 on: November 15, 2012, 01:59:40 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 08, 2012, 09:54:24 PM
The depth of the average cervix is five inches. :-)

Yes, yes it is.
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #87 on: November 15, 2012, 04:28:31 PM »
 :huh?:

chili.

beans.

this is a cooking thread.

it's heading toward the short bus. 

 :chairshot:



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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #88 on: November 15, 2012, 09:58:29 PM »
Quote from: debk on November 15, 2012, 04:28:31 PM
:huh?:

chili.

beans.

this is a cooking thread.

it's heading toward the short bus. 

 :chairshot:







Sweets, I think once we start talking about cervix'es, we have missed the ding dang bus. 
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #89 on: November 16, 2012, 09:27:57 PM »
Quote from: debk on November 15, 2012, 04:28:31 PM
:huh?:

chili.

beans.

this is a cooking thread.

it's heading toward the short bus. 

 :chairshot:





It's about CHILI w/ BEANS. It's not a cooking thread, it's a fiction thread...
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #90 on: November 17, 2012, 07:42:59 AM »
Quote from: docstew on November 16, 2012, 09:27:57 PM
It's about CHILI w/ BEANS. It's not a cooking thread, it's a fiction thread...

HA!  HI5!

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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #91 on: November 17, 2012, 11:53:46 AM »
Quote from: docstew on November 16, 2012, 09:27:57 PM
It's about CHILI w/ BEANS. It's not a cooking thread, it's a fiction thread...

you have a point.  :cheersmate:
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #92 on: November 17, 2012, 04:08:41 PM »
Quote from: Jasonw560 on October 28, 2012, 10:48:27 PM




Recently tried that chili, wasn't terribly impressed. 
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #93 on: November 25, 2012, 05:05:38 PM »
I haven't found ANY brand of canned Chili that's anything better than mediocre.
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #94 on: January 30, 2013, 10:39:55 AM »
Remember the Cincinnati Chili fight we had a while ago?  Can't find the thread, but look what I found on the Failblog!




Barf.   :rofl:
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #95 on: January 30, 2013, 10:46:28 AM »
That is just plain flat disgusting.
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #96 on: January 30, 2013, 11:05:28 AM »
Chili... looks the same coming out as it does going in.
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #97 on: January 30, 2013, 11:06:24 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 30, 2013, 10:46:28 AM
That is just plain flat disgusting.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....... :puke:
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #98 on: January 30, 2013, 11:43:26 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 30, 2013, 11:05:28 AM
Chili... looks the same coming out as it does going in.

Dude.  You spend way too much time looking at your poo.
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Re: The Chili of Manliness
« Reply #99 on: January 30, 2013, 01:51:34 PM »
What do you expect from a box?
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