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Title: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
Post by: franksolich on January 15, 2014, 03:55:12 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ariannarebolini/truly-upsetting-vintage-recipes

Oh my.

The primitives on Skins's island are passing this around, perhaps because some of it reflects their, uh, peculiar culinary tastes.

There's tuna-and-jello pie, ham and bananas Hollandaise, hot dog fondue, and it gets worse.

Recipes and photographs at the link; nothing that can be easily copied-and-pasted here for a sample.
Title: Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 15, 2014, 04:07:06 PM
Not going there.....I'm still fond of eating.
Title: Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
Post by: Wineslob on January 15, 2014, 04:18:14 PM
I wouldn't call them upsetting but disgusting.


I think the real question is, did anyone make that stuff and actually eat it???
Title: Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
Post by: Bad Dog on January 15, 2014, 04:37:30 PM
If the gals on the feminazi forum see picture for the "banana candle" recipe, they're going to have an aneurysm.
Title: Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
Post by: thundley4 on January 15, 2014, 07:28:52 PM
The only one I would consider trying is the Spam and Lima beans.

Wasn't there some mention of Hellman's and Best Food mayonnaise being the same company in another thread a while back?

Title: Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
Post by: wasp69 on January 15, 2014, 09:17:10 PM
Nothing can compare to Pam Dawson's vomit enchiladas.

:puke:

Do you guys remember that?
Title: Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
Post by: Chris_ on January 15, 2014, 09:28:47 PM
I know NHSparky does. :rofl:
Title: Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
Post by: IassaFTots on January 15, 2014, 10:03:03 PM
Growing up, a special treat was hot dogs stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon and broiled.  Lord help me if I ate them now. 
Title: Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
Post by: DLR Pyro on January 15, 2014, 10:24:02 PM
I could definitely handle the hot dog fondue

but the banana candle...not so much
Title: Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
Post by: Karin on January 17, 2014, 03:09:33 PM
The only one I would consider trying is the Spam and Lima beans.


 :hammer: :asssmack: :chairshot:

Those were hilarious and disgusting.  I'm so glad it fell out of fashion to mold shit. 
Title: Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
Post by: Wineslob on January 21, 2014, 12:16:41 PM
Moldy shit IS disgusting!
Title: Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
Post by: Crazy Horse on January 21, 2014, 05:43:49 PM
Growing up, a special treat was hot dogs stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon and broiled.  Lord help me if I ate them now. 

What's wrong with cheese, bacon and a hot dog???
Title: Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
Post by: BattleHymn on January 21, 2014, 06:58:33 PM
If the gals on the feminazi forum see picture for the "banana candle" recipe, they're going to have an aneurysm.

I think the Banana Candle is the first cousin to Dame Edna's Pineapple and Sausage Surprise:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc1e4kpXiyg[/youtube]
Title: Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
Post by: IassaFTots on January 21, 2014, 09:38:28 PM
What's wrong with cheese, bacon and a hot dog???

I like all three, but those things came out a greasy hot mess.  That was our living in high cotton meal.  I can taste it!  I gotta believe I feel my arteries clog just thinking about it!
Title: Re: twenty-one truly upsetting vintage recipes
Post by: Big Dog on January 22, 2014, 07:13:19 AM
The only one I would consider trying is the Spam and Lima beans.

No. For the love of God, no!


(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Vietnam-War-U-S-C-Ration-Ham-and-Lima-Beans-/00/s/MTQxOFgxNjAw/z/DPUAAMXQLw1R1JSM/$%28KGrHqR,!qgFHJVejnWbBR1JSMfyE!~~60_35.JPG)

(http://up.picr.de/1990294.jpg)
Ham and Mother****ers