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Offline MrsSmith

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You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« on: December 14, 2011, 10:06:24 PM »
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Meet the 'organic' sperm donor from Silicon Valley who has fathered FOURTEEN children... but could soon end up in jail for his efforts
Trent Arsenault, 36, of Fremont, California, has donated sperm since 2005

But the FDA, who regulate sperm banks, has given Mr Arsenault a ‘cease-and-desist order’, claiming he is unlawfully manufacturing human cells.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2074250/Trent-Arsenault-Meet-free-fresh-organic-sperm-donor--threat-feds.html

 :o  Seems like this would make every single "working" male a lawbreaker...   :o
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Re: You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2011, 09:58:55 AM »
Hey I am just suppling the materials, someone else is doing the manufacturing.

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Re: You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2011, 10:43:40 AM »
This seems like more of a distribution than a manufacturing issue...

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Re: You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2011, 12:40:00 PM »
I have every confidence the FDA can rub this out.
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Re: You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2011, 01:34:15 PM »
I have every confidence the FDA can rub this out.

That's a real stroke of genius....
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Re: You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2011, 01:46:05 PM »
Most certainly you guys can toss off a few more puns.

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Re: You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2011, 02:02:14 PM »
Most certainly you guys can toss off a few more puns.

Jizz what do you mean by that?
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Re: You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2011, 03:52:03 PM »
Jizz what do you mean by that?

Cum on now. That was a flaccid response.
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Re: You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2011, 09:34:09 PM »
Cum on now. That was a flaccid response.

That one sorta left the entire conversation dangling.
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Re: You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2011, 05:49:13 PM »
Cum on now. That was a flaccid response.

Yeah, it was pretty limp.
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Re: You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2011, 06:09:59 PM »
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‘I'm helping people in need,’ Mr Arsenault, who consumes an organic diet, told the Huffington Post. ‘I'm not running a business here.’

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2074250/Trent-Arsenault-Meet-free-fresh-organic-sperm-donor--threat-feds.html#ixzz1gvzAg2UZ

Sounds like a sole proprietorship being run by hand. 
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Re: You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2011, 09:14:46 PM »
Just where do they get off doing this?
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Re: You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2011, 10:38:10 PM »
‘They contact me because my sperm is fresh, not frozen,’ he told the Silicon Valley Mercury News. ‘It hasn't been quarantined for years.’

Yeah, I think most of us women prefer ours fresh, not frozen. :lmao:


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Re: You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2011, 12:14:17 PM »
Would madame like that shaken, or stirred?

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Re: You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2011, 06:36:01 PM »
Would madame like that shaken, or stirred?

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Depends... :tongue: :-)
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Re: You men better watch out! No manufacturing human cells!
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2011, 03:56:53 PM »
Depends... :tongue: :-)

Nuts, how do you make it illegal to give away sperm.  Oh yes it cannot be taxed,and cuts into the profits  of the medical fertility clinics.

So now men who have sex are now going to have to get a business licence to do so even if they are giving it away for free???   Hi Sailor new in town, do you have a license to donate me your sperm ???

What the heck, if this man had impregnated  60 woman by the old and tried method, would we demand he be castrated even if no woman objected??

This man places his sperm out there for free, he has quite a few people that want or need it, so where is his rights to donate sperm to anyone that wants it.

Follow the money Honey, if  men are allowed to sell or give away their sperm, the huge medical clinics will loose money big time.

Show me any law that regulates a mans sperm, this is all about the Money.