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Offline Gina

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You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« on: July 27, 2011, 06:51:03 AM »
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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2011, 07:04:25 AM »
Just how do they get "sexy" out of Saskatchewan trailer trash?

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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2011, 07:11:43 AM »
Quote from: Gina on July 27, 2011, 06:51:03 AM

That woman is Fugly!

Who's her fashion consultant, Herb Tarlec? Sheesh! Looks like she's wearing one of those giant pull down world maps from an elementary school classroom with Wonder Woman's lasso.

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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2011, 07:41:32 AM »
You know something, old timers used to tell me that they judged a mule by the width of their ass. Wide ass was good, narrow ass, not so good......so, what I want to know is, can she pull a plow?
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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2011, 07:43:59 AM »
She's a pig. A butt-ugly pig.
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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2011, 08:00:22 AM »
Ya know, I just don't understand how everyone keeps saying how in shape she is.  Holy, look at her arms, look at those arms!   Yah, so they're about 17" of blubber.....then  turn her around, look at that ass, look at that ass!   So, where does she get off telling us how to eat when apparently  she doesn't train nor ever stop eating crap. 

I just shake my head  and skeeve when I see her...ewww.
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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2011, 09:36:05 AM »
  Head for the fight club I be waiting.
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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2011, 09:44:20 AM »
I don't find her to be an unattractive woman.

She's certainly a poseur fashionista trying to desperately rescusitate the K-Mart spring collection c. 1974 at $7,500 a shot but she is not an unattractive woman if viewed objectively.

Her soul, however, forbids such viewing.
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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2011, 11:08:10 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on July 27, 2011, 09:44:20 AM
I don't find her to be an unattractive woman.

She's certainly a poseur fashionista trying to desperately rescusitate the K-Mart spring collection c. 1974 at $7,500 a shot but she is not an unattractive woman if viewed objectively.

Her soul, however, forbids such viewing.

Some of the pictures of her show a downright ugly face. Granted she can smile sometime and not be so unattractive, but she needs a wide load sign on that caboose.
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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2011, 11:14:54 AM »
Quote from: Janice on July 27, 2011, 07:04:25 AM
Just how do they get "sexy" out of Saskatchewan Sasquatchian trailer trash?

 :popcorn:

FIFY  :wink:

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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 11:35:43 AM »
In that picture she looks like a transvestite who is trying way too hard. 

And what is it with her belts?  She seriously needs to stop wearing belts. 
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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 05:42:30 PM »
I am against head to toe burkas. I think its demeaning.
But in Mooshelle's case, I make the exception. Just cover that up...please.
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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2011, 06:03:42 PM »
Quote from: Gina on July 27, 2011, 06:51:03 AM


DAMN!... That drag queen is spot on...
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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2011, 07:04:32 PM »
Nice hair?
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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2011, 07:05:52 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on July 27, 2011, 09:44:20 AM
I don't find her to be an unattractive woman.

She's certainly a poseur fashionista trying to desperately rescusitate the K-Mart spring collection c. 1974 at $7,500 a shot but she is not an unattractive woman if viewed objectively.

Her soul, however, forbids such viewing.
I'm going to have to go with this as my #1 answer.
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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2011, 08:46:02 AM »
Oh my God. 

Well, I thought her official White House portrait was a nice shot; she's smiling and looking head-on, so you don't see that severe underbite (the "mean mouth"). 

Vesta gets all upset.   
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Re: You know you want me all sweaty and sexy
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2011, 11:02:58 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 28, 2011, 08:46:02 AM
Oh my God. 

Well, I thought her official White House portrait was a nice shot; she's smiling and looking head-on, so you don't see that severe underbite (the "mean mouth"). 

Vesta gets all upset.   

My Shih Tzu MacBeth has a severe underbite, but he's seriously cute, plus he's not a bitch.
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