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Do we have a CC equivalent of "bumped?"Well, if we do, I have (also hit the thumbs up on UD for ya).
Quote from: freedumb2003 on March 10, 2008, 03:30:06 PMDo we have a CC equivalent of "bumped?"Well, if we do, I have (also hit the thumbs up on UD for ya). How about bounced
What the hell? I can't find the bouncy ball tale? Did those arses take it down?
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 10, 2008, 06:48:25 PMWhat the hell? I can't find the bouncy ball tale? Did those arses take it down? It's there, hon -- http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bouncy+Ball+tale&defid=2913481
Good work, Dandi. Gave you a thumbs-up for each entry.
If the mods will indulge me for a while:I thought it was high time one of our favorite moonbat phenomena, the Bouncy Ball tale, received more mainstream recognition. Check out my entry at in the Urban Dictionary and click on the "thumbs up" icon at the top of the page if you likey. Thanks.http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bouncy+Ball+tale&defid=2913481A couple of my older entries you can check out:Bush is toasthttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bush+is+toast&defid=1777299speak truth to powerhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=speak+truth+to+powerEnjoy.
Classic Bouncy Ball tale : So, I was at the convenience store filling up my Prius, and this huge Hummer pulls up covered with W'04 and NRA stickers. A blue-haired old lady steps out wearing cowboy boots and a Huckabee campaign button and immediately starts complaining about the price of gas. I can't contain my rage any longer and finally blurted out, "Did you know that monstrosity you're driving as a replacement for a penis kills 3,500 baby seals a year, and that Chimpy McCokespoon has personally executed over 1,300,000 innocent Iraqis?" Well she started blubbering something about "terra", and I strode over and kicked the Truck Balls off her trailer hitch, peeled her Columbine-inducing NRA stickers off and handed her a set of enlistment papers for the U.S. Marine Corps. She eventually started crying and confessed that she hated GWB but thought he was the only one who could save her from brown-skinned people. I proceeded to tell her about how the President ordered the attack on the WTC and how he breakfasts on Afghani babies and light sweet crude. Finally, she thanks me for opening her eyes and I give her a card for the local Democratic Party committee and Code Pink chapter. As she drove off, two homeless people hanging out by the ice cooler started applauding and thanked me for Speaking Truth To Power. The tide is turning, folks.