Sometimes reading DUmmies is a form of torture.
And when do they ever use tact. I don't think they even know the meaning of that word. Or they think it's for others and not them.
My favorite form or torture is from a Mad or Cracked magazine parody of The French Connection II where they torture Popeye Doyle by making him watch Beach Party movies.
Classic! I don't see why we can't use that on the terrorists.