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Sell advertising space on Moochelle’s rump
« on: October 11, 2011, 11:22:46 AM »


Entrepreneurs world wide always seem to have their thinking caps on. So you have to wonder if we couldn't help the First Wookie raise one heck of a lotta funds for her "Lets Move" campaign if we just used her arse for advertising space. There certainly is lots of it isn't there? And this could help fund her lobster and $100/lb beef diet while she's on her lavish vacations too.

So lets start thinking about an ad or a caption that might help the First Marxist in her wonderful and selfless endeavors on behalf of the American sheeple ... err people shall we?  :popcorn:
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2011, 11:29:02 AM »


Heres a thought ...
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2011, 05:20:03 PM »
How about:

Booty Barn storage.
We got the trunk
for all of your junk.
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2011, 05:26:01 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2011, 06:41:32 PM »
"Tax Payer Funded"
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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2011, 09:56:50 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2011, 06:29:40 PM »
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Mention this ass and receive an additional 25% off of already ROCK BOTTOM prices!"

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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2011, 04:29:52 AM »
MOOCHELLE TRUCKING CO.
                      Hauling ass for over 40 years.
                               Wide loads are our specialty.
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Re: Sell advertising space on Moochelle’s rump
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2011, 05:12:38 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 20, 2011, 04:29:52 AM
MOOCHELLE TRUCKING CO.
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WATCH IT!

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