That is amazing the things people will do
Just wait until the world is going to hell in a hand basket, the shit is officially hitting the fan, and we stand on the cusp of a zombie apocalypse threatening to drag the civilized world kicking and screaming into a new dark age. That's when the truly amazing shit will be on display.
Of course, if you're being amazed by all the amazing shit, I'm liable to trip you while we're running from the zombies. Just to buy a few more seconds for number one, you understand...