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Title: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard (more 10-23)
Post by: franksolich on October 14, 2009, 07:46:00 AM
In a bonfire this morning, wherein the cross-bearing carpetbagging maternal ancestress alleges health care reform is just a "start"--it's a pretty dull bonfire, no point bringing it over here--the mother of the Bostonian Drunkard said the wedding photographs aren't up yet because they're still "trying to get organized."

Whatever that means.

One suspects they're having to do some photoshopping first, so as to lessen the gross ugliness of the Bostonian Drunkard.

If anyone spots the photographs on Skins's island, give us a holler.

The rule here is that photographs of primitives ARE NOT allowed on conservativecave, ESPECIALLY if one uses my fellow alum Skins's bandwidth to post them, but the Bostonian Drunkard has always been a grey area.  The Bostonian Drunkard is a primitive, but at the same time a prominent public buffoon.

So let's see how this goes.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: NHSparky on October 14, 2009, 07:50:13 AM
What if one copies them into their own PB or other account and goes from there?

That being said, I don't think I'd want to waste my PB with such drivel.  It's bad enough the loser was in my state.  Best New Hampshire BBQ is like being the smartest kid on the short bus, DUmmies.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: franksolich on October 14, 2009, 08:03:25 AM
What if one copies them into their own PB or other account and goes from there?

It's pretty much good manners that one should use one's own photobucket account for posting photographs of anything, but that's just me. 

freerepublic allows photographs of primitives to be posted, but they can't be posted stealing my fellow alum Skins's bandwidth; this had been an issue of contention between Jim Robinson (owner of freerepublic) and David Allen (owner of Skins's island) some years ago, and was resolved with their agreement that neither side would tolerate stealing bandwidth from the other.

Our old home had, or still has, the rule that NO photographs of primitives were, or are, allowed.

But again, the Bostonian Drunkard is a public figu--er, buffoon, what with being a New York Times best-selling author and a prominent television celebrity, and so I leave it to the administrators to determine the policy specifically involving the Bostonian Drunkard solely.

Sometimes someone has posted a photograph of a non-public-figured primitive here, and that was deleted by a moderator or administrator.  Nearly all the primitives are not prominent public figu--er, buffoons, and we being decent and civilized people, we should leave them alone in that respect.

I would never, for example, tolerate posting a photograph of Pedro Picasso, a primitive who is not a public figu--er, buffoon, any more than I would like to see a photograph of franksolich, also not a public figure, posted on Skins's island.

Links to self-posted photographs of primitives, even obscure ones, are fine; but only the links, nothing more.

The subway cat, who is due any time to post photographs of that parade she was in (as a float) last weekend, the same time as the Bostonian Drunkard's wedding, is a case even murkier.  The subway cat is not a public figu--er, buffoon, but at the same time the subway cat promiscuously posts photographs of herself all over the internet.

I dunno what to do about the subway cat.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 14, 2009, 11:59:49 AM
What if one copies them into their own PB or other account and goes from there?

That being said, I don't think I'd want to waste my PB with such drivel.  It's bad enough the loser was in my state.  Best New Hampshire BBQ is like being the smartest kid on the short bus, DUmmies.

I know it was in NH, which is one of those little states squeezed in below Maine, but that reception barn they showed in one of Pitt's wedding threads looked like it was on the famous Schrute's Beet Farm in PA.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: lastparker on October 14, 2009, 06:09:34 PM
In my photobucket account, I still have a picture of him lip-locked with some DUde - I honestly can't remember which primitive he's kissing.  Would I be allowed to post that, in homage to Herr Grossmann?
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: miskie on October 14, 2009, 06:22:05 PM
(http://brightyellowblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/booze.jpg)
Above. William The Pittiful's wedding party.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: miskie on October 14, 2009, 06:23:16 PM
In my photobucket account, I still have a picture of him lip-locked with some DUde - I honestly can't remember which primitive he's kissing.  Would I be allowed to post that, in homage to Herr Grossmann?

Oh god no - that image still haunts my nightmares.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: crockspot on October 14, 2009, 06:34:02 PM
I always use $kimmer's bandwidth whenever I can. Even better is using the limited bandwidth of one of his DUmpmonkeys.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 14, 2009, 06:38:00 PM
So what did the dude marry? A dude, a dudette, a transgender M/F, a moth-a-dite, a lesbian, transpecies fury or some other yet unidentified liberal subspecies of special rights voter/group.    
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 14, 2009, 06:40:01 PM
I always use $kimmer's bandwidth whenever I can. Even better is using the limited bandwidth of one of his DUmpmonkeys.

Same here.  When I copy over a post with smilies or pictures (not of DU'ers), I try to use the URL of the smilie or pic.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: NHSparky on October 14, 2009, 07:58:18 PM
So what did the dude marry? A dude, a dudette, a transgender M/F, a moth-a-dite, a lesbian, transpecies fury or some other yet unidentified liberal subspecies of special rights voter/group.    

Sorry--none of those are legal here (yet).  He'd have been better off in Mass.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Traveshamockery on October 14, 2009, 09:16:16 PM
I will go take a look-see at his Facebook.  

Update:  They are there on his Facebook.  I'll save 'em and you can tell me what to do with them.  I don't have a Flicker account. 
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 14, 2009, 09:49:35 PM
I will go take a look-see at his Facebook.  

Update:  They are there on his Facebook.  I'll save 'em and you can tell me what to do with them.  I don't have a Flicker account. 

No Photobucket account either?
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 14, 2009, 09:59:23 PM
I will go take a look-see at his Facebook. 

Update:  They are there on his Facebook.  I'll save 'em and you can tell me what to do with them.  I don't have a Flicker account. 

We're gonna need a major spork alert at the top of this thread!
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Odin's Hand on October 14, 2009, 10:04:27 PM
(http://brightyellowblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/booze.jpg)
Above. William The Pittiful's wedding party.

All those finely-aged beverage would be wasted on a shitbird like Pitt. He needs something that is more "trailer-trash" like...

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bDnEkNZKrRABbwOjzbkF/SIG=12oudka94/EXP=1255662148/**http%3A//i33.photobucket.com/albums/d53/JulieAileen/McCormickVodka.jpg)
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Traveshamockery on October 14, 2009, 10:14:33 PM
I can open up a Photobucket account.  Be back soon.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Traveshamockery on October 14, 2009, 10:32:44 PM
Have at it! 

http://s649.photobucket.com/albums/uu214/Traveshamockery/
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 14, 2009, 10:40:26 PM
Have at it! 

http://s649.photobucket.com/albums/uu214/Traveshamockery/

I'm almost afraid to click the link.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Tantal on October 14, 2009, 10:45:58 PM
Nothing screams 'class' like a 6" tattoo right between the bride's shoulder blades. :p
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Chris on October 14, 2009, 10:46:44 PM
It's like two girls one cup minus the cup.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Traveshamockery on October 14, 2009, 10:48:29 PM
Nothing screams 'class' like a 6" tattoo right between the bride's shoulder blades. :p

I noticed that too.  I also noticed that she shaved her underarms, too, which was actually quite surprising.   :rotf:
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Odin's Hand on October 14, 2009, 10:50:22 PM
Check out the cat with the "Taz" tie. He traveled the furthest for the wedding. He came all the way from 1991.  :lmao:
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 14, 2009, 10:54:26 PM
Check out the cat with the "Taz" tie. He traveled the furthest for the wedding. He came all the way from 1991.  :lmao:

 :rotf:
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: miskie on October 14, 2009, 10:56:41 PM
It's like two girls one cup minus the cup girls.

edited for accuracy.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Chris on October 14, 2009, 10:58:03 PM
The cup was an innocent bystander. :lmao:
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 14, 2009, 10:59:12 PM
I'm waiting for the women to come in and critique the bridesmaid dresses.

My only comment: Chocolate-Chip Mint Ice Cream
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: miskie on October 14, 2009, 11:01:33 PM
The cup was an innocent bystander. :lmao:

William The Pittiful's cup runneth over.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on October 14, 2009, 11:03:04 PM
Meanies!

I've seen worse.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Celtic Rose on October 14, 2009, 11:08:18 PM
I'm almost afraid to click the link.

His bride is actually pretty cute.  I'm sure she is a moonbat, but I didn't think she was unattractive.  His best man though...
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: BEG on October 14, 2009, 11:24:16 PM
I don't think they looked too bad. Like ColonialMarine said, I've seen worse.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 15, 2009, 12:14:33 AM
I'm almost afraid to click the link.

She must be mentally ill or something. The tramp stamp is evidence. The groom is absolute proof.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: franksolich on October 15, 2009, 06:33:02 AM
The Bostonian Drunkard looks like a sadistic Nikita Khrushchev.

I don't mean to imply that Khrushchev was sadistic, which he wasn't; I mean to say the Bostonian Drunkard looks like Khrushchev + sadism and cruelty.

What an ugly ****.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 15, 2009, 08:37:40 AM
Quote
The Bostonian Drunkard looks like a sadistic Nikita Khrushchev. :lmao: Frank that is exactly what i thought too! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 15, 2009, 08:41:17 AM
I take it by the looks of the minister this is a "unitarian" church? :-)
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 15, 2009, 08:48:06 AM
Willy really needs to grow his hair back! He looks like a douchebag bald!
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 15, 2009, 10:42:26 AM
Willy really needs to grow his hair back! He looks like a douchebag bald!
That's called truth in advertising.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 15, 2009, 10:52:44 AM
The Bostonian Drunkard looks like a sadistic Nikita Khrushchev.

I don't mean to imply that Khrushchev was sadistic, which he wasn't; I mean to say the Bostonian Drunkard looks like Khrushchev + sadism and cruelty.

What an ugly ****.

Frank, just a suggestion.  You might want to change the thread title to "wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available".  Just a thought.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: Ree on October 15, 2009, 11:11:36 AM
those are some butt-ugly dresses..what's up with the shawl/jacket thingys?





I HATE that color of green
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: lastparker on October 15, 2009, 11:16:11 AM
Traves, I'd H5 you if I could.  Pictorial gold.

Willpitt has gained weight.  A lot.
Why didn't the bride wear any makeup? Is it bad for the earth?
The guy with the sideburns is a mess, and probably suicidal.
What's with the wooly mammoth ponchos for the outdoor pics?
A limo!  I think they use a lot of GASOLINE.
Which matronly broad is the maternal ancestress?
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: DixieBelle on October 15, 2009, 11:27:02 AM
I'm waiting for the women to come in and critique the bridesmaid dresses.

My only comment: Chocolate-Chip Mint Ice Cream
Yeah. :-)
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: Chris_ on October 15, 2009, 12:09:38 PM
Brides tramp stamp....check
She should have shaved her upper lip....check
Female pastor....check
Low guest count....check
Bald headed geek groom....check

Yep, it's a DUmmie wedding OK.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: Traveshamockery on October 15, 2009, 12:33:12 PM
Maybe one of you here has the talent to photoshop a couple of these pictures because I sure don't.  You know, add Karl Rove to the mix somewhere. 

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 15, 2009, 12:35:06 PM
Maybe one of you here has the talent to photoshop a couple of these pictures because I sure don't.  You know, add Karl Rove to the mix somewhere. 

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

and a castle and a dragon and a pony and...
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: Traveshamockery on October 15, 2009, 12:35:29 PM
Traves, I'd H5 you if I could.  Pictorial gold.

Willpitt has gained weight.  A lot.
Why didn't the bride wear any makeup? Is it bad for the earth?
The guy with the sideburns is a mess, and probably suicidal.
What's with the wooly mammoth ponchos for the outdoor pics?
A limo!  I think they use a lot of GASOLINE.
Which matronly broad is the maternal ancestress?


I think the maternal ancestress is the one to WP's right with the greenish-bluish dress/suit.  
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: Karin on October 15, 2009, 01:00:32 PM
Well, the bride chose a lovely bouquet, and I like the beadwork on her dress very much.  The bridesmaids' dresses are hideous.  Peasoup green and brown?  And all the shirring on less-than-svelte girls?  The shawls look like dogbed material.  What was she thinking? 
Congrats to the moonbats.  Hope they're environmentally responsible and do not procreate.   
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: IassaFTots on October 15, 2009, 01:16:26 PM
Well, the bride chose a lovely bouquet, and I like the beadwork on her dress very much.  The bridesmaids' dresses are hideous.  Peasoup green and brown?  And all the shirring on less-than-svelte girls?  The shawls look like dogbed material.  What was she thinking? 
Congrats to the moonbats.  Hope they're environmentally responsible and do not procreate.   

I saw those dresses, and I thought Baskin Robbins Mint Chocolate Chip immediately.  I am betting the shawls were made by someone important to the family.  And, I didn't quite get the flowers on the dudes....yellow?  But the real dress was pretty, I liked her shawl, and bouquet. 
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 15, 2009, 01:19:25 PM
That may be the most unattractive group of people I have ever seen.

I'll hold that opinion at least until the queer parade pictures show up.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: whiffleball on October 15, 2009, 01:26:46 PM
The bride is pretty.  Wee Willie looks to be anything but Wee, though.  He'd best stay out of the obesity threads on The Island.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 15, 2009, 02:01:46 PM
Maybe one of you here has the talent to photoshop a couple of these pictures because I sure don't.  You know, add Karl Rove to the mix somewhere. 

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

OMG that would be so funny. :evillaugh: :lmao:
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: debk on October 15, 2009, 03:39:27 PM
Bride looked nice, I thought her dress was pretty....but didn't like the shawl over it. I don't understand why anyone would tatoo a huge compass on there back....I could make a crude remark but will pass.

The dresses did remind me of mint chocolate chip ice cream too.

Thought the flowers were pretty....and so was the setting.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: The Village Idiot on October 15, 2009, 04:11:08 PM
Bride looked nice, I thought her dress was pretty....but didn't like the shawl over it. I don't understand why anyone would tatoo a huge compass on there back...


So the partner can follow directions?

North, farther north.... no no go south, all the way south
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: debk on October 15, 2009, 04:47:24 PM

So the partner can follow directions?

North, farther north.... no no go south, all the way south


I was being polite....however...you pretty much said what I was thinking... :evillaugh:
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: miskie on October 15, 2009, 04:50:33 PM
Maybe one of you here has the talent to photoshop a couple of these pictures because I sure don't.  You know, add Karl Rove to the mix somewhere. 

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I could do it, but I'm not sure if the blowback that work would generate here would be worth the effort.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: crockspot on October 16, 2009, 03:35:32 AM
The bridesmaids in green skirts are bangable.

The party looked like a real wicked pissah too.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 16, 2009, 06:09:27 AM
OMG that would be so funny. :evillaugh: :lmao:
I'd throw Jason Leopold in there as well! :-)
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: RobJohnson on October 17, 2009, 05:41:37 AM
I'm almost afraid to click the link.

It's shit like this that keeps me awake at night.

The first picture creeps me out, the guy on the left looks like Teen Wolf.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: RobJohnson on October 17, 2009, 05:47:23 AM
Well, the bride chose a lovely bouquet, and I like the beadwork on her dress very much.  The bridesmaids' dresses are hideous.  Peasoup green and brown?  And all the shirring on less-than-svelte girls?  The shawls look like dogbed material.  What was she thinking?  
Congrats to the moonbats.  Hope they're environmentally responsible and do not procreate.  

It was the only matching set of dresses at Goodwill.

They all look pretty ****ing stoned.  (http://www.zoicks.com/smileys/smoking.gif)

Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: Chris_ on October 17, 2009, 06:10:08 PM
those are some butt-ugly dresses..what's up with the shawl/jacket thingys?





I HATE that color of green

That was the Captain Planet Color of Choice that week Ree. That color was
horrible. Discount Bridesmaids R Us maybe???  :-)
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: Chris on October 17, 2009, 06:18:54 PM
I wonder if David Allen got an invitation.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: franksolich on October 20, 2009, 01:21:54 PM
I wonder if David Allen got an invitation.

Probably not.

Remember that the Bostonian Drunkard has the usual contempt of the born-into-money, for the self-made.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: Wineslob on October 21, 2009, 09:33:37 AM
Is it me, or do all the bridesmaids look like they have to crap?
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard (more 10-23)
Post by: franksolich on October 23, 2009, 05:18:40 AM
More photographs of the event:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9081647
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard now available (10-15)
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 23, 2009, 02:08:36 PM
Probably not.

Remember that the Bostonian Drunkard has the usual contempt of the born-into-money, for the self-made.

Whoa, coach! Skimmer may consider himself to be self-made, due to his administration of an internet site for lunatics, but he obviously started the race a half-lap in the lead. He's an alumnus of that elitist university, that repository of the silver-spooned, that citadel of the privileged who are destined from birth to decide life-and-death for human debris like the DUmmies, the alma mater of Bushes, Yale University. If DUmmies in general were aware that their leader has at least the opportunity to rub shoulders with Bushes, both 41 and 43, as well as franksolich, at cushy shrimp-and-caviar alumni gatherings, the atmosphere at the DUmp might change.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard (more 10-23)
Post by: DixieBelle on October 23, 2009, 03:55:12 PM
More photographs of the event:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9081647
That's the most action he's seen on DU in while.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard (more 10-23)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 23, 2009, 04:05:13 PM
That's the most action he's seen on DU in while.

Based on his recent post, that's more action than he got on his honeymoon.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard (more 10-23)
Post by: USA4ME on October 23, 2009, 04:14:58 PM
I give it 3 to 5 years, unless she's an alcoholic also, then I give it either 1 year or 10 depending on if they're angry drunks or mellow towards each other.

.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard (more 10-23)
Post by: Traveshamockery on October 23, 2009, 07:34:05 PM
Someone with some talent and Photoshop software needs to take Karl Rove's face and have her marrying Karl Rove.  If Wee Willie saw that, wouldn't he just throw a fit? 
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard (more 10-23)
Post by: DixieBelle on October 23, 2009, 09:59:43 PM
Based on his recent post, that's more action than he got on his honeymoon.
:rofl: good one ralph...
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard (more 10-23)
Post by: Karin on October 26, 2009, 10:00:29 AM
I see the shawl closer up on this batch.  It's so wrong for a wedding.  What happened is an elderly relative, more decorous, was scandalized by the thought of a tattoo in church.  (My mother forbade strapless; you at least had to have spaghetti straps).  So she crocheted this thing by hand, which would be more appropriate with pajamas and a fire in the fireplace.  

Edited to correct "croquet" to "crochet."  Doh!
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard (more 10-23)
Post by: IassaFTots on October 26, 2009, 10:22:19 AM
I see the shawl closer up on this batch.  It's so wrong for a wedding.  What happened is an elderly relative, more decorous, was scandalized by the thought of a tattoo in church.  (My mother forbade strapless; you at least had to have spaghetti straps).  So she croqueted this thing by hand, which would be more appropriate with pajamas and a fire in the fireplace. 

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. 
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard (more 10-23)
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 26, 2009, 12:32:00 PM
I see the shawl closer up on this batch.  It's so wrong for a wedding.  What happened is an elderly relative, more decorous, was scandalized by the thought of a tattoo in church.  (My mother forbade strapless; you at least had to have spaghetti straps).  So she croqueted this thing by hand, which would be more appropriate with pajamas and a fire in the fireplace. 

I think you are right, but she didn't wear it during the ceremony, so the wedding looks like a hookup at Miami Ink. Oh, well, it's likely a den of Unitarians rather than a proper church anyway.

I was surprised and impressed to see that DUmmy Pitt is actually one of those cool guys with two pounds of keys hanging from his belt!



Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard not up yet
Post by: kenth on November 29, 2009, 03:26:30 AM
All those finely-aged beverage would be wasted on a shitbird like Pitt. He needs something that is more "trailer-trash" like...

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bDnEkNZKrRABbwOjzbkF/SIG=12oudka94/EXP=1255662148/**http%3A//i33.photobucket.com/albums/d53/JulieAileen/McCormickVodka.jpg)

That's what I was thinking; Laphroaig, The Balvenie, Patron, all too fine when he'll just use it to get glued to either a bar floor or DNC politician ass.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard (more 10-23)
Post by: franksolich on November 29, 2009, 07:33:29 AM
I'm still wondering, some several weeks later, if the Bostonian Drunkard ever managed to get it up yet.

Too much alcohol, and even Viagara can't help.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard (more 10-23)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 29, 2009, 12:28:24 PM
I'm still wondering, some several weeks later, if the Bostonian Drunkard ever managed to get it up yet.

Too much alcohol, and even Viagara can't help.

Perhaps Viagra would. :lmao:

Sorry Frank, just had to seize on a misspelling.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard (more 10-23)
Post by: franksolich on November 29, 2009, 01:38:45 PM
Perhaps Viagra would. :lmao:

Sorry Frank, just had to seize on a misspelling.

That's fine, sir; please notice the timing of my comment, which was early in the morning, and I was bleary-eyed.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard (more 10-23)
Post by: SilverOrchid on November 30, 2009, 02:25:00 PM
Those are some fugly bridesmaid dresses.
Title: Re: wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard (more 10-23)
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 30, 2009, 02:36:35 PM
Amazing. There is not a single attractive person in that whole album. And those awful tattoo covers the bride and bridesmaids are wearing.....