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Offline Karin

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Get a Load of this Sign
« on: June 19, 2013, 10:30:59 AM »


Bigots.  I had to laugh at the "ban carbon emissions."  The act of exhaling is emitting a carbon product.  OK, DUmbasses, hold your breath!  It's been banned!

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The sign isn't particularly popular amongst the DUmmies, but I just wanted *ya'll* to see it.   :-)
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2013, 10:36:44 AM »
A country run by the modern American political left would be easily conquered by even a Keystone Cop type military.  And if left alone they would crash economically.  Basically what the poster describes is a moocher society.

The left continues to falsely believe themselves to be something they're not.

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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2013, 10:39:35 AM »
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16. This is true in Texas, but I refuse to give up, we have been a wonderful blue in the past and I

am willing to work on this again. We had great congressional members in the past and we can get rid of the crazy and restore sanity.

I remember that.









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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2013, 11:04:10 AM »
A leftist dystopia more like.
« Last Edit: June 19, 2013, 11:06:25 AM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2013, 11:09:25 AM »
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67. I don't even know where to begin with the stupid.
 
I could start at "No Guns" but I'd have to jump to "electric cars" pretty quickly because of just how strong the stupidity is with that grouping.

Though I'm very impressed with the surge towards veganism with those states in question, their "ban on carbon emissions" being what it would be. Right? Yeah, no more bacon chilly.

Oh, snap...something you LIKE???!!! Shit, can't have that. Regroup and redeliver.

I'd rather imagine a world without morons.

Wow, it's not often I agree wholeheartedly with a DUmbass but this is one of them....especially with that last sentence. A world without morons = a world without DUmbasses = paradise.  :yahoo:
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2013, 11:18:53 AM »
I agree with them.  I'm heading south very soon.  I encourage the northern blue states to secede.  Sure, those of us that are left will have to reorganize the government, but I'm sure we'll will manage without them.

In about ten years, the north will look like North Korea.
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2013, 11:19:45 AM »
I used Chicago as an example since it the closest thing to a liberal utopia outside of the former Soviet Union.

Universal healthcare... where the future First Lady gets a $300k/year job turning people down for health services at her hospital.

No guns... to prevent the criminals with stolen firearms from killing with impunity.

Strong unions... to bankrupt the city and private businesses

A humane minimum wage... keeping youth unemployment high

A humane immigration policy... open borders, no screening for previous criminal activity or associations

High revenues from a fair tax structure... unless you're one of the ones that pays the taxes

A ban on carbon emissions... Electric cars!  Yay!

Electric cars... Congratulations, you now own a coal-powered vehicle.  So much for your carbon emissions.

Longer unemployment benefits... Good luck.  You'll need them.
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2013, 11:32:12 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on June 19, 2013, 10:36:44 AM
A country run by the modern American political left would be easily conquered by even a Keystone Cop type military.  And if left alone they would crash economically.  Basically what the poster describes is a moocher society.

The left continues to falsely believe themselves to be something they're not.
The current condition of Greece, comes to mind.
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2013, 12:39:36 PM »
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Congratulations, you now own a coal-powered vehicle

They get so mad when you point that out.   :lmao:  But it aligns perfectly with their magical unicorn thinking. 
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2013, 12:50:16 PM »
Quote from: Karin on June 19, 2013, 12:39:36 PM
They get so mad when you point that out.   :lmao:  But it aligns perfectly with their magical unicorn thinking. 

OH no, they want to shut down coal burning plants, stop construction on nukes, blow up damns on rivers so the salmon can spawn and have only green energy.

GREEN ENERGY: Vegetable eating DUmmies in a hamster wheel driving generators.
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2013, 01:09:58 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 19, 2013, 12:50:16 PM
OH no, they want to shut down coal burning plants, stop construction on nukes, blow up damns on rivers so the salmon can spawn and have only green energy.

GREEN ENERGY: Vegetable eating DUmmies in a hamster wheel driving generators.
I read somewhere that in order to generate 1 MW of power with wind turbines you would need 300 square miles of them. This assumes the wind is not too fast or slow.
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2013, 01:20:45 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on June 19, 2013, 01:09:58 PM
I read somewhere that in order to generate 1 MW of power with wind turbines you would need 300 square miles of them. This assumes the wind is not too fast or slow.

DUmmies think one windmill will run an entire town.....and a small battery will do the job when the wind isn't blowing. DUmmies-R-stewped.
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2013, 01:29:38 PM »
The blue state dollar would be worth 1/1,000,000 of the red state dollar but every blue stater would be a millionaire.

I would wish that list on my worst enemy, the DUchebags and democrat politicians.
 
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2013, 01:38:31 PM »
Quote from: jukin on June 19, 2013, 01:29:38 PM
The blue state dollar would be worth 1/1,000,000 of the red state dollar but every blue stater would be a millionaire.

I would wish that list on my worst enemy, the DUchebags and democrat politicians.
 


Exactly.  The blue states would print money like it is going out of style.
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2013, 01:44:10 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 19, 2013, 01:38:31 PM
Exactly.  The blue states would print money like it is going out of style.
They practically do that now only they call the money "bonds".
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2013, 01:53:53 PM »
You would have no food DUmbasses.
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2013, 02:25:58 PM »
People who champion electric cars remind me of the animal rights nuts who say "don't kill animals, buy your meat from a store".
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2013, 07:33:38 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 19, 2013, 02:25:58 PM
People who champion electric cars remind me of the animal rights nuts who say "don't kill animals, buy your meat from a store".

And the "Who needs oil? I ride the bus!" fools.
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2013, 07:37:30 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 20, 2013, 07:33:38 AM
And the "Who needs oil? I ride the bus!" fools.

Who needs oil?  My keyboard is made by hand from an organic okra compound.
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2013, 08:21:58 AM »
Quote from: Undies on June 20, 2013, 07:37:30 AM
Who needs oil?  My keyboard is made by hand from an organic okra compound.




On the hunters not hunting deal...






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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2013, 04:00:42 PM »
More disunity and dischord in the DU familly:

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I hope the south does break away
Just so I can quit seeing the whiny posts about how the south is responsible for every problem in the nation.

I'm so sick of seeing whinyass Californians and New Englanders whining and crying about the south..FINE...LETS GO OUR SEPERATE WAYS

I don't give a shit how bad it could be...it can't be worse than the constant whining here about us and how ****ed up we are.

**** THE NORTH

You want us to divorce?...SOUNDS GOOD TO ME..I'm tired of listening to our whiny ass northern half constantly bitching and whining and telling everyone how great the world would be if they could just get rid of us southerners.

If you don't like us I have a clue..YOU can leave...you don't need us to leave..you can and I hope to God will leave
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2013, 04:07:23 PM »
They haven't had a good banning in awhile, any predictions ?
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2013, 04:36:47 AM »
If utopia is so close, why wait for the south to secede? Let the northern states leave and we'll all be happy.

This is a case of, "Lead by example." Show us how easy it is. But just so ya know, I'm building a border fence with landmines to keep the toxic liberals from migrating south once things go down hill.
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2013, 04:17:49 PM »
Whoever the pretentious liberal idiot who made that list was, he or she left out a few of the American left's other important goals:
Marijuana, cocaine, LSD, PCP, heroin, and crystal meth are all fully legalized.
Foods containing sugar, salt, or anything non- vegan are all completely outlawed.
Child pornography is fully legalized.
Quoting the Bible in public (Including at a worship service) is an arrestable offense.
The Age of Consent is lowered from 18 to 3.
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Re: Get a Load of this Sign
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2013, 04:20:45 PM »
Quote from: movie buff on June 21, 2013, 04:17:49 PM
Whoever the pretentious liberal idiot who made that list was, he or she left out a few of the American left's other important goals:
Marijuana, cocaine, LSD, PCP, heroin, and crystal meth are all fully legalized.
Foods containing sugar, salt, or anything non- vegan are all completely outlawed.
Child pornography is fully legalized.
Quoting the Bible in public (Including at a worship service) is an arrestable offense.
The Age of Consent is lowered from 18 to 3.
Girls of any age can buy RU-489 aka the morning after pill.
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