Because there are more than seven hoodrats who look like the son the jug-eared muslim never had.
I had considered that. Huggybooboo has the number one off. Should be eight.
How ever. Obambi's sons rarely run in numbers that high.
2's, 3's, and 4's, seem to be more consistent.
Therefore, being a responsible conservative, and wishing to blindly follow the Grate Won, I propose this..
If two come through the door, I will redistribute my wealth to four each.
If four come through the door, I will evenly distribute to two, each.
Three could be a problem. Therefore, each gets two.
If one asks "please, sir, may I have another", I will give him/her/it one. Maybe two, if I feel generous.
Now everything is right with the world, and I feel good about myself.