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Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
« Reply #50 on: January 19, 2012, 05:44:07 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 19, 2012, 07:47:03 AM
Hell, I know.  I have been known to eat an m & m off the floor when cleaning and I have no idea how long it's been there under the couch.   :hyper:

So long as the hard candy covering is still intact, it's all good!   :II:
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Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
« Reply #51 on: January 19, 2012, 08:13:33 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on January 19, 2012, 05:12:36 PM
More like the stupid bint was having a bongathon with her equally worthless associates and had the fright of her life when the neighbour showed up.
 

LOL. Great minds think alike. The same thing crossed my mind.
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Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
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Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
« Reply #53 on: January 19, 2012, 08:44:40 PM »
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Re: "A lady came over today to tell me my house was on fire." (proud2BlibKansan)
« Reply #54 on: January 20, 2012, 06:57:11 AM »
Quote from: Gina on January 19, 2012, 02:18:44 PM


Almost put the Dunkin' Donuts Mint Hot Chocolate on my monitor . . . H5!
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